OVOLI

biggest loser u will EVER meet // jjba oc ask blog // 16 // read pinned post

[ask-ovoli]

Turns out Magpie and Gnocchi are on here and didn't tell me...!! I obviously had to make a blog, so yeah. Thank you Melone for being my digital slave.. these graphics are tuff.

@custard-cake-xoxo with another JJBA ask blog!! This is my OC Ovoli that I made alllllll the way back in the 7th grade... gross. With the rise of @ask-gnocchi and @ask-magpi3 I obviously had to revive my little guy, so I reworked him! I only changed him a little bit since I love him so much, but he's an ancient artifact, so we had to do some housekeeping... anyways. Everything is awesome sauce.

ALSO!! If anything said or joked about comes off as offensive PLEASE tell me!! Ovoli will regularly joke about his trauma, but in no way is it glorification of any kind!! I don't write about topics that I am uninformed/haven't gone through myself!! Do tell me if something comes off a certain way, but keep this in mind!!

RULES:

-Again, no hate of any kind is tolerated.

-Anything I'm uncomfortable with (aka explicit stuff) will be ignored. Ovoli is 16, keep this in mind.

-Go wild

DESIGN: HERE

STAND: HERE

LORE: HERE

VOICECLAIM: HERE

[ask-gnocchi]

GOODMORNING I think we gotta reschedule that sleepover cuz me and @ask-pittrice still haven't gotten the car out of the lake. I don't feel like puking razors later so you better come and help us or i'll tell risotto it was your fault

-- @ask-ovoli

oh shit dude, i thought you died

uhhhh okay what should i bring…

[ask-ovoli]

sadly I'm still living

uhhh big magnet will work

[ask-the-better-illuso]

Hehehe! All this extra money has made my day. I know exactly what I’m spending it on.

[ask-gnocchi]

On me? 💕

[ask-the-better-illuso]

No. I am not spending a single euro on you.

[ask-gnocchi]

Wha- Why not? I’ve done so much for you!

[ask-the-better-illuso]

If by so much you mean nothing then you’d be correct. Also, you’re not my kid I’m not spending my money on you. Even if you were my kid I still probably wouldn’t.

[ask-gnocchi]

Screw you, twit. I WORKED HARD ON GETTING ALL THOSE CATERPILLARS IN YOUR SHOES! ME AND @ask-ovoli! Besides @ask-risotto hasn’t given me my pay yet so…

[ask-the-better-illuso]

That’s not my problem.

[ask-gnocchi]

Kinda is now

[ask-the-better-illuso]

How so? Not like I expect a real answer from someone like you.

[ask-gnocchi]

What’s that supposed to mean? You adore me!

[ask-the-better-illuso]

I don’t.

[ask-gnocchi]

Yeah you do! You love me soooo much you’ll give me a little bit of your extra pay!

[ask-the-better-illuso]

Why don’t you ask your dad for money?

[ask-gnocchi]

Because you have money

[ask-the-better-illuso]

Well I’ve made it very clear I’m not giving any of it to you.

[ask-gnocchi]

Idgaf, you’re being greedy! Please, Illuso, I really need this! /ref

[ask-the-better-illuso]

I earned this money! Leave me tf alone.

[ask-gnocchi]

You’re such a wussy mama, just hand some over! Let me leech off of you!

[ask-the-better-illuso]

No! You’re not even my own kid, for the last time I’m not giving you anything.

[ask-gnocchi]

I don’t care, I can get whatever I want!

[ask-the-better-illuso]

Keep annoying me and the only thing you’re getting is a broken jaw.

[ask-ovoli]

bats my eyelashes cutely

can I get some money?

[ask-the-better-illuso]

NO.

[ask-gnocchi]

WHY NOT??

[ask-the-better-illuso]

I don’t even know that guy, I’m not giving him money kiddo

[ask-gnocchi]

Okay, Sans.

[ask-the-better-illuso]

Who the fuck is Sans

[ask-ovoli]

er er er er

[ask-the-better-illuso]

Hehehe! All this extra money has made my day. I know exactly what I’m spending it on.

[ask-gnocchi]

On me? 💕

[ask-the-better-illuso]

No. I am not spending a single euro on you.

[ask-gnocchi]

Wha- Why not? I’ve done so much for you!

[ask-the-better-illuso]

If by so much you mean nothing then you’d be correct. Also, you’re not my kid I’m not spending my money on you. Even if you were my kid I still probably wouldn’t.

[ask-gnocchi]

Screw you, twit. I WORKED HARD ON GETTING ALL THOSE CATERPILLARS IN YOUR SHOES! ME AND @ask-ovoli! Besides @ask-risotto hasn’t given me my pay yet so…

[ask-the-better-illuso]

That’s not my problem.

[ask-gnocchi]

Kinda is now

[ask-the-better-illuso]

How so? Not like I expect a real answer from someone like you.

[ask-gnocchi]

What’s that supposed to mean? You adore me!

[ask-the-better-illuso]

I don’t.

[ask-gnocchi]

Yeah you do! You love me soooo much you’ll give me a little bit of your extra pay!

[ask-the-better-illuso]

Why don’t you ask your dad for money?

[ask-gnocchi]

Because you have money

[ask-the-better-illuso]

Well I’ve made it very clear I’m not giving any of it to you.

[ask-gnocchi]

Idgaf, you’re being greedy! Please, Illuso, I really need this! /ref

[ask-the-better-illuso]

I earned this money! Leave me tf alone.

[ask-gnocchi]

You’re such a wussy mama, just hand some over! Let me leech off of you!

[ask-the-better-illuso]

No! You’re not even my own kid, for the last time I’m not giving you anything.

[ask-gnocchi]

I don’t care, I can get whatever I want!

[ask-the-better-illuso]

Keep annoying me and the only thing you’re getting is a broken jaw.

[ask-ovoli]

bats my eyelashes cutely

can I get some money?

[dogpuppy]

[ask-gnocchi]

Happy pride to @ask-ovoli, @ask-magpi3, and @ask-pittrice only 💕

[ask-ovoli]

thanks bro ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[ask-magpi3]

Who keeps blasting Korn it’s annoying

[ask-ovoli]

My bad I’ll lower the volume

[ask-ovoli]

brochacho, can you come to my room i was listening to “hey there delilah” and i burst in tears

-@ask-gnocchi

ofc dude i'm coming rn. here for u bro <33

[ask-gnocchi]

also bring @ask-pittrice, i found her dr pepper lip balm

[ask-ovoli]

okok

[ask-ovoli]

brochacho, can you come to my room i was listening to “hey there delilah” and i burst in tears

-@ask-gnocchi

ofc dude i'm coming rn. here for u bro <33

[ask--prosciutto]

Having a cold during summer is insane, Proscuitto, get on MY level lol

-@ask-gnocchi

(Mod- get better soon :D sending you so so so much love on your healing journey, thug it out, twin)

First, shouldn't you be on a mission? Secondly, getting a cold is normal, it may be rare during summertime it is still possible nonetheless. Careful with your words Gnocchi and get back to your mission.

(Thank you! I appreciate it! ^_^ –Mod)

[ask-gnocchi]

Erm actually me and @ask-ovoli are taking the day off because it’s the anniversary of when we first high fived (very, very important)— RESPECT IT, UNC.

[ask--prosciutto]

Why would you celebrate such thing..?

[ask-ovoli]

Cuz it’s important.. duh

[ask-ovoli]

payday got me acting unwise. @ask-gnocchi what should we do today⁉

[ask-gnocchi]

i think we should get matching i heart boobie bracelets with @ask-pittrice!! @ask-magpi3 can come, i dunno if theyre still in trouble with risotto

[ask-ovoli]

hell yeahh!! imma go check if Risotto killed Magpie yet i'll catch u later

[ask-gnocchi]

okay bro! bye bro! stay safe bro!

[ask-ovoli]

[[ I love them so much they warm my heart --mod]]

[ask-ovoli]

payday got me acting unwise. @ask-gnocchi what should we do today⁉

[ask-gnocchi]

i think we should get matching i heart boobie bracelets with @ask-pittrice!! @ask-magpi3 can come, i dunno if theyre still in trouble with risotto

[ask-ovoli]

hell yeahh!! imma go check if Risotto killed Magpie yet i'll catch u later

[ask-ovoli]

payday got me acting unwise. @ask-gnocchi what should we do today⁉

[flimflix]

brought some fruit for the potluck

[ask-ovoli]

[[ ovoli and gnocchi would totally watch Annoying Orange —mod]]

[ask-magpi3]

Don’t tell anyone else but there is no more roof. I love all the fresh air now.

[ask-ovoli]

WHAT DID YOU DO

[ask-ovoli]

Ovoli If you could, would you change something about yourself or something in your past i mean it’s a common thing for teens to want something different in their life so what would yours be if it's okay for me to ask? 

yea I would be a kickass millionaire if I could so then my team and I could actually eat for once. and uhh I would erase all memory of my life before joining Passione cu z I only became cool after meeting Formaggio

[ask-magpi3]

Literally bathing in cash rn, life is great

[ask-ovoli]

Did people really buy my junk