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👑 OUR SHOP IS NOW OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR PRE-ORDERS 👑 Now until September 15th! 👑 You must be 18+ to purchase this project. 👑

LUFFY’S KING CROWN: $115

Our largest Treasure Chest contains everything we have to offer! This includes: The Physical + Digital Calendar, Physical + Digital Zine, Digital Fanfic Anthology, 5 Travel Stickers, 5 Doublesided Bookmarks, 3 Digital Marine, RA, and Heart Pirates Patterns, 2 Postcards, 5 Miniprints, 4 Marine Stickers, 2 Notepads, 3 Kiss Stickers, 3 Heart Buttons, 1 Usopp Enamel Pin, 1 Corazon Enamel Pin, 1 Zoro Charm, and 1 Frobin Charm~ It is also eligible for our 11 stretch goals! 

We’re also offering 6 other treasure chests, check them out below to find which pirate you’d like to take home today 

Zoro’s Diamond Sword: $95 USD

• Mid Merch Bundle! This chest IS eligible for stretch goals

Sanji’s Pearl Necklace: $65 USD

• Basic Merch Bundle! This chest IS eligible for stretch goals. 

Usopp’s Pirate Booty: $55 USD

• Zine + Calendar Bundle! This chest IS eligible for stretch goals.

Robin’s Amethyst Rings: $25 USD

• Zine Only! This chest is NOT eligible for stretch goals.

Franky’s Sapphire Strap: $25 USD

• Calendar Only! This chest is NOT eligible for stretch goals.

Nami’s Gold Purse: $20 USD

• Digital Bundle! This chest is NOT eligible for stretch goals.

Browse our stretch goals here to find even more treasures! 👑👑👑

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ONLY 50 ACES REMAIN

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We can’t miss the real star of the show! If we can hit these boost goals on our Twitter and Tumblr, this 2inch Buggy Magnet will be added to all physical orders!

We need 500 reblogs on this post to get him on stage!

[heirs-of-heaven]

Thicc doesn't mean phat, F2. It's a compliment, in your case it means you're beefy in all the right places. People think you're attractive.

Fortitude II: ...Why are you following me...?

[ask-pandazoro]

Said I needed to be cleansed before visiting. Guess you're here relaxing after some hard training huh? *continues staring*

[ask-amoure]

[ask-amoure]

Hey I'm back, I brought souvenirs

[ask-pandazoro]

Amoure's not here?? Strange.. Sure hope she doesn't get lost on her way back. How long has she been gone? But first-

*sets a sack down on the table*

First come, first serve. Take your pick.

[ask-amoure]

Ryu: Mom's been gone for a few hours, she took a suitcase with her. She told us to wait for the sitter so that's what we're doing.

He picks up some random trinket.

Ryu: Oh cool, where'd you get this?

[ask-pandazoro]

Oh that- it was commandeered from somewhere. You like it? Take it.....

*the idiot marimo finally processes what Ryu is telling him*

.......She left. Did she say were she was going?

[ask-amoure]

Ryu: Nope. Just gave us a kiss and left, didn't say when she'd be coming back either so as the big brother, I'm holding down the fort.

At that moment the doorbell rings and Ryu answers.

Demon Ichiji "Kim", after seeing Panda: Oh, have I been replaced already?

Ryu: Who are you...?

Kim: Your Mommy hired me to look after you, where are the rest of the children?

Ryu: What's the password?

Kim: Shushi.

Ryu: Pass, you may enter.

Kim enters the house with a big suitcase and sits next to Panda on the table.

Kim: And you are~?

[ask-pandazoro]

Hey it's you, how does she know you?? Did Amoure tell you anything when she requested your services. *squints* And since when do you babysit?

[ask-amoure]

Kim, smiling: I don't know what you mean, kind stranger. I just love caring for children as I can't have my own, sadly.

Ryu: Sorry to hear that, Sitter-san.

Kim: Call me Kim, it'll be much easier for all of us. Yuka-chan and I go way back and said she'd be heading out to find herself, let's leave it at that. Unfortunately, she won't be back for quite a while, that's why I'm here.

Ryu: But I don't understand, why would Mom leave so abruptly?

Kim: It's... difficult to explain... I'll tell you when you're older.

[ask-pandazoro]

She left because she was stuck in this house waiting on men who will likely never come back and caring for their kids. It isn't because of you kids either, she loves you all but she's her own woman. Amoure needs to live her life.

*looks at Ryu's forlorn expression*

She'll be back. But in the meantime, show her that you can take charge and care for your little sisters. I'll be sticking around for a while.

[ask-amoure]

Ryu: Oh, ok... I'll look after my little sisters... It'll be fine, I'm the best!

Kim, looking at Panda: Don't think that just because you're here I won't get my pay. Yuka-chan hired me to watch her kids and I shall.

[ask-pandazoro]

Do what you want

[hellbent-chaos-official]

What's tohru favorite food?

Demon: As an omnivore, if it moves he will eat it.

Jiji: What about those flowers?

Demon: Oh glob, the flowers.

Tohru: F...Flewurr...

[ask-pandazoro]

You tried real hard, Tohru. Good boi! How about a treat?

*looks to the demons and when they make no objections he tosses the hybrid a morsel of steak*

[hellbent-chaos-official]

Tohru:

[hellbent-chaos-official]

What's tohru favorite food?

Demon: As an omnivore, if it moves he will eat it.

Jiji: What about those flowers?

Demon: Oh glob, the flowers.

Tohru: F...Flewurr...

[ask-pandazoro]

You tried real hard, Tohru. Good boi! How about a treat?

*looks to the demons and when they make no objections he tosses the hybrid a morsel of steak*

[ask-pandazoro]

Yuka: Happy father's day (¬ω¬) Here's your gift. *Hands you a positive pregnancy test*

His eyes go wide, pupils dilating. His expression then soothes into a smug smirk "Ohoho" ʕ ͡°ᴥ ͡°ʔ

[dosukoipanda]

Sanji Simpsmoke

[ask-real-luffy]

Sanji: COME HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!

[ask-pandazoro]

"Simpji Simpsmoke"

[ask-pandazoro]

DRACOSEXUAL

"Your point?"

[ask-amoure]

👗 PJ being kawaii

[yansabo]

Warning: Groping

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[ryoutwinkura]

Ace, do something about your brother. He’s hurting her. Separate them before he goes too far and she’s hurt in a way she can never come back from. Please.

[yansabo]

Ace: There’s nothing I can do…

[ryoutwinkura]

You’re just satisfied to watch her get broken down beyond fixing? She needs someone to help her, I can’t just stand by and watch this happen to me again!

[yansabo]

Ace: Sabo isn’t my responsibility and neither is that girl; I couldn’t help her even if I wanted to. If anything, I’m surprised we’re even able to have this conversation.

[ask-pandazoro]

Looks like Sabo isn't the only one with an unstable mind...

[ask-amoure]

@ask--zoro since you called me mom I guess I have no choice but to adopt you as my man child.

[ask-pandazoro]

Am I my own son now???? This is getting weird.

[ask-pandazoro]

Yuka: Excuse you, who gave you custody of PJ? Did you forget about the others? >:C

I told you PJ was coming sailing and you didn't say anything against it. Also I didn't forget about them, they're just too small for the open sea. Give it a few more years and we can all go, you included.

[ask-amoure]

Yuka: YOU MEAN ME? IN AN EXTREMELY OPEN OCEAN? IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE? TO POSSIBLY DROWN— Do they have wifi?

[ask-pandazoro]

....No there isn't. You'll be fine and if you do fall over I'll get you out. Come on, it'll be fun.

[ask-pandazoro]

Yuka: Excuse you, who gave you custody of PJ? Did you forget about the others? >:C

I told you PJ was coming sailing and you didn't say anything against it. Also I didn't forget about them, they're just too small for the open sea. Give it a few more years and we can all go, you included.

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[ask-pandazoro]

Send me some asks

[ask-pandazoro]

I heard about some deeply anchored fires you have, Panda. Let me serve you tonight as I present you a dinner table covered in blood red cloth, enclosed with finest wine. And of course for the joy, the setting would be incomplete without a proper candle bearer, right? So you better look at Tohru as he is so beautiful for you tonight. Kneeling before your plate with his ass up high as the wax keeps dribbling with every pathetic attemt to move in his restraints. I wish you a joyful meal.

The wax dribbles and drips, trailing down his pale ass as he whines, his whimpers muffled by the cloth gag between his teeth. Panda moistens his lips at the feast before him. His hunger growing, that glint in his eyes are that of a beast. A low growl reverberating from deep within his throat. Tohru flinches and pulls against his binds as firm hands grip his inner thighs, caressing tenderly and before forcing them apart.

[ask-pandazoro]

PJ: I'M GOING TO GO LIVE IN A TREE! THAT'LL SHOW DAD!

PZ: Oh hell no. GET YOUR ASS BACK DOWN HERE 💢 *stares up at PJ*

[ask-amoure]

PJ: *climbs higher* NO!

[ask-pandazoro]

*climbs up after her* I'll drag you back down

[ask-amoure]

PJ: *climbs even higher* NO!!

[ask-pandazoro]

*continues climbing, closing the distance to his cub* Get back here before you fall!

[ask-amoure]

PJ: STEP OFF!!

[ask-pandazoro]

If you're gonna live up in a tree by yourself then I guess you won't be needing your sword anymore.

[ask-amoure]

PJ: DON'T YOU D A R E!

[ask-pandazoro]

Go ahead and stay in that tree. *walks off in search of PJ's sword*

[ask-amoure]

PJ: COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A REAL SWORDSMA—

[ask-pandazoro]

*sees her hit the ground and rub her sore bum* You were saying?