fuck it we ball muahaha

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Hello! My name is Patryck. I was told that this is really fun and people ask questions that I get to answer! My pronouns are He/Him and you can call me anything, as long as it doesn't mean something bad. You can ask questions, request doodles (I suck at drawing though...) or just come say hi! Hope you have fun!!

//Ooc hehehe

My name is Mod Plane, my pronouns are he/they, I'm also the mod of the @ask-eduardo-eddsworld blog but I don't personally run it! I'm a Pat fictive and I really like the character, so I figured that I'd make an ask blog for fun! You can ask whatever you want, I'll answer as honestly as possible. I only ask that you just try not to offend anyone (it's okay if you just genuinely want to know things don't worry!) and keep in mind that others may have stronger opinions on different things, so if anything happens, I apologize ahead of time! Thank you, and I hope you have fun! Also, hehe, I made the little divider thingy you saw up there...shhhhh I def don't also run @decoratively-made...shhhh...

[ask-theredleader]

I mean, MAYBE a more attractive appearance COULD make people much more willing to y’know, join your army.

Juuuuust a maybe

-🎭

I'll have you know that I am VERY attractive!

And I believe my soldiers think so ASWELL.

Right? .

//OOC - @ask-pat-eddsworld @ask-lata @ask-hadeon-ewoc SORRY FOR TAG HAHA NF TO REPLY pauls tag isn't working 😞😞

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Well, you're not my type (I promise I mean this nicely!!) but I can't deny your looks! But you could use some sleep, I think... only because you stay up very late and have me drink caffeinated drinks at midnight, haha!...

[mod here - I know Lata already responded, but I just could help responding as well!]

[ask-theredleader]

THANK YOU!

Now I have TWO soldiers on my side. . . Probably hundred's more, if anything..

I don't require SLEEP! I don't get why everyone keep's SAYING THAT?? I'm functioning PERFECTLY fine with or without sleep. You willingly drink those drinks,, anyways..

Sleeping is a nuisance,, either way.. Takes precious time away from when I could be plotting out our next attack. . .

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Yes, of course Boss, I bet the entire base believes it! And if not, well, you have two whole people who do!!!

All I'm saying is sometimes you just need a good night's rest, that's all...! Is it because you have no one in the room with you? We could have a fun sleepover in your room maybe!! Me, you, Paul, and maybe someone else!

Yeah, you're right, I do willingly drink them. Bbut they just taste so good, I can't help it...

Why plan a next attack when you could be comfy under the covers??!! I promise, nothing's more acceptable or valid than sleeping when you're tired of stuff! Like I said, if you don't like sleeping alone we could sleep on the floor or something! It'd be good for my back anyways...

[ask-theredleader]

..I'm not having a bloody sleep over with both my right hand men. . . I can sleep perfectly fine on my own--

.

.

.

.. Just do what you must. I can sleep on my own; I just don't really enjoy sleeping as a whole. . . I'm too.. Busy, for that.

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Well then, it's settled!! We can have a big sleepover and we can eat junk food and gossip and-

. . .

WAIT!!! WE CAN DO TRUTH OR DARE!!! We're gonna have so much fun, yay!!

[ask-theredleader]

. . . I never agreed to this I-.. Ugh. . . Fine, fine..

Just.. Both of you don't make a mess. . . And I refuse to involve myself in this 'truth or dare' bullshit..

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

HELL YEAHHH!!!

Come onnn, please??? It's not truth or dare without a little fun, and you're a very fun person!!!

[ask-theredleader]

No. My final answer is no, Soldier.

.. Be thankful I'm even cooperating with this 'sleep over' in the first place. . .

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Awww, okay Boss, I'll still sleep over with you!

I'm very thankful you're cooperating!! It's gonna be so fun, I PROMISE!! Besides maybe I can tell you about the time I flew the plane into a-

Oh, wait, uhh... No, I don't think I should uhhh, tell you about that... Yeah, nooo... Just bear with me, it's gonna be GREAT!

[ask-theredleader]

For fuck's sake.. --

Alright-.. Just don't be. . . Too, annoyingly loud, I suppose..?

.. What do you mean you flew an army plane into something. . . ? Soldier..

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Haha!!! We won't be too loud. Though I can't promise we won't listen to some music! I know Paul's music taste is VERY good...

Ahah, uhhh, don't worry about it!!

*Internally:* Please don't ask Paul, please don't ask Paul, PLEASE DON'T ASK PAUL!!!

[ask-theredleader]

Mhhmmm. . . Right..

Just don't irritate me,, is all I'll ask..

.. Does Paul even properly know about this. . . ??

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

I won't Boss!! I'll try my best! :D

I...think...so....? Uhhh....just don't ask him! He probably doesn't...ummm, uhh...yeah!

[ask-theredleader]

.. Okay.

I trust you, soldier.

. . . This is definitely going to be.. Somethin'.

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Yay! You can always trust me, Boss!

[ask-paul-eddsworld]

https://pin.it/70y1c4ZYr

@ask-pat-eddsworld

Patryck. That is a microwave.

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

I knowwww, haha!

[ask-paul-eddsworld]

Then why...? You know what? Nevermind.

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Because!! Mmmmm...!!!!😋😋😋

[ask-paul-eddsworld]

*Sigh* Damn it, Pat.

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

You know you can't help loving meeeee!!!

[ask-paul-eddsworld]

https://pin.it/70y1c4ZYr

@ask-pat-eddsworld

Patryck. That is a microwave.

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

I knowwww, haha!

[ask-paul-eddsworld]

Then why...? You know what? Nevermind.

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Because!! Mmmmm...!!!!😋😋😋

[ask-paul-eddsworld]

https://pin.it/70y1c4ZYr

@ask-pat-eddsworld

Patryck. That is a microwave.

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

I knowwww, haha!

[ask-theredleader]

Can I steal patryck? Pretty please? 🥹 I'll make him feel good!!

.. I am highly concerned in what 'feel good' is initiated to mean.

. . . No. Just.. Yeah no.

\\OOC - @ask-pat-eddsworld SOBBING

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Oh! Uh...I mean, I wouldn't mind having a new friend to hang out! I like new people!

[Haha, I'm laughing!! /pos /ooc]

[ask-theredleader]

I mean, MAYBE a more attractive appearance COULD make people much more willing to y’know, join your army.

Juuuuust a maybe

-🎭

I'll have you know that I am VERY attractive!

And I believe my soldiers think so ASWELL.

Right? .

//OOC - @ask-pat-eddsworld @ask-lata @ask-hadeon-ewoc SORRY FOR TAG HAHA NF TO REPLY pauls tag isn't working 😞😞

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Well, you're not my type (I promise I mean this nicely!!) but I can't deny your looks! But you could use some sleep, I think... only because you stay up very late and have me drink caffeinated drinks at midnight, haha!...

[mod here - I know Lata already responded, but I just could help responding as well!]

[ask-theredleader]

THANK YOU!

Now I have TWO soldiers on my side. . . Probably hundred's more, if anything..

I don't require SLEEP! I don't get why everyone keep's SAYING THAT?? I'm functioning PERFECTLY fine with or without sleep. You willingly drink those drinks,, anyways..

Sleeping is a nuisance,, either way.. Takes precious time away from when I could be plotting out our next attack. . .

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Yes, of course Boss, I bet the entire base believes it! And if not, well, you have two whole people who do!!!

All I'm saying is sometimes you just need a good night's rest, that's all...! Is it because you have no one in the room with you? We could have a fun sleepover in your room maybe!! Me, you, Paul, and maybe someone else!

Yeah, you're right, I do willingly drink them. Bbut they just taste so good, I can't help it...

Why plan a next attack when you could be comfy under the covers??!! I promise, nothing's more acceptable or valid than sleeping when you're tired of stuff! Like I said, if you don't like sleeping alone we could sleep on the floor or something! It'd be good for my back anyways...

[ask-theredleader]

..I'm not having a bloody sleep over with both my right hand men. . . I can sleep perfectly fine on my own--

.

.

.

.. Just do what you must. I can sleep on my own; I just don't really enjoy sleeping as a whole. . . I'm too.. Busy, for that.

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Well then, it's settled!! We can have a big sleepover and we can eat junk food and gossip and-

. . .

WAIT!!! WE CAN DO TRUTH OR DARE!!! We're gonna have so much fun, yay!!

[ask-theredleader]

. . . I never agreed to this I-.. Ugh. . . Fine, fine..

Just.. Both of you don't make a mess. . . And I refuse to involve myself in this 'truth or dare' bullshit..

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

HELL YEAHHH!!!

Come onnn, please??? It's not truth or dare without a little fun, and you're a very fun person!!!

[ask-theredleader]

No. My final answer is no, Soldier.

.. Be thankful I'm even cooperating with this 'sleep over' in the first place. . .

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Awww, okay Boss, I'll still sleep over with you!

I'm very thankful you're cooperating!! It's gonna be so fun, I PROMISE!! Besides maybe I can tell you about the time I flew the plane into a-

Oh, wait, uhh... No, I don't think I should uhhh, tell you about that... Yeah, nooo... Just bear with me, it's gonna be GREAT!

[ask-theredleader]

For fuck's sake.. --

Alright-.. Just don't be. . . Too, annoyingly loud, I suppose..?

.. What do you mean you flew an army plane into something. . . ? Soldier..

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Haha!!! We won't be too loud. Though I can't promise we won't listen to some music! I know Paul's music taste is VERY good...

Ahah, uhhh, don't worry about it!!

*Internally:* Please don't ask Paul, please don't ask Paul, PLEASE DON'T ASK PAUL!!!

[ask-theredleader]

Mhhmmm. . . Right..

Just don't irritate me,, is all I'll ask..

.. Does Paul even properly know about this. . . ??

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

I won't Boss!! I'll try my best! :D

I...think...so....? Uhhh....just don't ask him! He probably doesn't...ummm, uhh...yeah!

[ask-theredleader]

I mean, MAYBE a more attractive appearance COULD make people much more willing to y’know, join your army.

Juuuuust a maybe

-🎭

I'll have you know that I am VERY attractive!

And I believe my soldiers think so ASWELL.

Right? .

//OOC - @ask-pat-eddsworld @ask-lata @ask-hadeon-ewoc SORRY FOR TAG HAHA NF TO REPLY pauls tag isn't working 😞😞

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Well, you're not my type (I promise I mean this nicely!!) but I can't deny your looks! But you could use some sleep, I think... only because you stay up very late and have me drink caffeinated drinks at midnight, haha!...

[mod here - I know Lata already responded, but I just could help responding as well!]

[ask-theredleader]

THANK YOU!

Now I have TWO soldiers on my side. . . Probably hundred's more, if anything..

I don't require SLEEP! I don't get why everyone keep's SAYING THAT?? I'm functioning PERFECTLY fine with or without sleep. You willingly drink those drinks,, anyways..

Sleeping is a nuisance,, either way.. Takes precious time away from when I could be plotting out our next attack. . .

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Yes, of course Boss, I bet the entire base believes it! And if not, well, you have two whole people who do!!!

All I'm saying is sometimes you just need a good night's rest, that's all...! Is it because you have no one in the room with you? We could have a fun sleepover in your room maybe!! Me, you, Paul, and maybe someone else!

Yeah, you're right, I do willingly drink them. Bbut they just taste so good, I can't help it...

Why plan a next attack when you could be comfy under the covers??!! I promise, nothing's more acceptable or valid than sleeping when you're tired of stuff! Like I said, if you don't like sleeping alone we could sleep on the floor or something! It'd be good for my back anyways...

[ask-theredleader]

..I'm not having a bloody sleep over with both my right hand men. . . I can sleep perfectly fine on my own--

.

.

.

.. Just do what you must. I can sleep on my own; I just don't really enjoy sleeping as a whole. . . I'm too.. Busy, for that.

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Well then, it's settled!! We can have a big sleepover and we can eat junk food and gossip and-

. . .

WAIT!!! WE CAN DO TRUTH OR DARE!!! We're gonna have so much fun, yay!!

[ask-theredleader]

. . . I never agreed to this I-.. Ugh. . . Fine, fine..

Just.. Both of you don't make a mess. . . And I refuse to involve myself in this 'truth or dare' bullshit..

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

HELL YEAHHH!!!

Come onnn, please??? It's not truth or dare without a little fun, and you're a very fun person!!!

[ask-theredleader]

No. My final answer is no, Soldier.

.. Be thankful I'm even cooperating with this 'sleep over' in the first place. . .

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Awww, okay Boss, I'll still sleep over with you!

I'm very thankful you're cooperating!! It's gonna be so fun, I PROMISE!! Besides maybe I can tell you about the time I flew the plane into a-

Oh, wait, uhh... No, I don't think I should uhhh, tell you about that... Yeah, nooo... Just bear with me, it's gonna be GREAT!

[ask-theredleader]

For fuck's sake.. --

Alright-.. Just don't be. . . Too, annoyingly loud, I suppose..?

.. What do you mean you flew an army plane into something. . . ? Soldier..

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Haha!!! We won't be too loud. Though I can't promise we won't listen to some music! I know Paul's music taste is VERY good...

Ahah, uhhh, don't worry about it!!

*Internally:* Please don't ask Paul, please don't ask Paul, PLEASE DON'T ASK PAUL!!!

[ask-theredleader]

I mean, MAYBE a more attractive appearance COULD make people much more willing to y’know, join your army.

Juuuuust a maybe

-🎭

I'll have you know that I am VERY attractive!

And I believe my soldiers think so ASWELL.

Right? .

//OOC - @ask-pat-eddsworld @ask-lata @ask-hadeon-ewoc SORRY FOR TAG HAHA NF TO REPLY pauls tag isn't working 😞😞

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Well, you're not my type (I promise I mean this nicely!!) but I can't deny your looks! But you could use some sleep, I think... only because you stay up very late and have me drink caffeinated drinks at midnight, haha!...

[mod here - I know Lata already responded, but I just could help responding as well!]

[ask-theredleader]

THANK YOU!

Now I have TWO soldiers on my side. . . Probably hundred's more, if anything..

I don't require SLEEP! I don't get why everyone keep's SAYING THAT?? I'm functioning PERFECTLY fine with or without sleep. You willingly drink those drinks,, anyways..

Sleeping is a nuisance,, either way.. Takes precious time away from when I could be plotting out our next attack. . .

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Yes, of course Boss, I bet the entire base believes it! And if not, well, you have two whole people who do!!!

All I'm saying is sometimes you just need a good night's rest, that's all...! Is it because you have no one in the room with you? We could have a fun sleepover in your room maybe!! Me, you, Paul, and maybe someone else!

Yeah, you're right, I do willingly drink them. Bbut they just taste so good, I can't help it...

Why plan a next attack when you could be comfy under the covers??!! I promise, nothing's more acceptable or valid than sleeping when you're tired of stuff! Like I said, if you don't like sleeping alone we could sleep on the floor or something! It'd be good for my back anyways...

[ask-theredleader]

..I'm not having a bloody sleep over with both my right hand men. . . I can sleep perfectly fine on my own--

.

.

.

.. Just do what you must. I can sleep on my own; I just don't really enjoy sleeping as a whole. . . I'm too.. Busy, for that.

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Well then, it's settled!! We can have a big sleepover and we can eat junk food and gossip and-

. . .

WAIT!!! WE CAN DO TRUTH OR DARE!!! We're gonna have so much fun, yay!!

[ask-theredleader]

. . . I never agreed to this I-.. Ugh. . . Fine, fine..

Just.. Both of you don't make a mess. . . And I refuse to involve myself in this 'truth or dare' bullshit..

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

HELL YEAHHH!!!

Come onnn, please??? It's not truth or dare without a little fun, and you're a very fun person!!!

[ask-theredleader]

No. My final answer is no, Soldier.

.. Be thankful I'm even cooperating with this 'sleep over' in the first place. . .

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Awww, okay Boss, I'll still sleep over with you!

I'm very thankful you're cooperating!! It's gonna be so fun, I PROMISE!! Besides maybe I can tell you about the time I flew the plane into a-

Oh, wait, uhh... No, I don't think I should uhhh, tell you about that... Yeah, nooo... Just bear with me, it's gonna be GREAT!

[ask-theredleader]

I mean, MAYBE a more attractive appearance COULD make people much more willing to y’know, join your army.

Juuuuust a maybe

-🎭

I'll have you know that I am VERY attractive!

And I believe my soldiers think so ASWELL.

Right? .

//OOC - @ask-pat-eddsworld @ask-lata @ask-hadeon-ewoc SORRY FOR TAG HAHA NF TO REPLY pauls tag isn't working 😞😞

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Well, you're not my type (I promise I mean this nicely!!) but I can't deny your looks! But you could use some sleep, I think... only because you stay up very late and have me drink caffeinated drinks at midnight, haha!...

[mod here - I know Lata already responded, but I just could help responding as well!]

[ask-theredleader]

THANK YOU!

Now I have TWO soldiers on my side. . . Probably hundred's more, if anything..

I don't require SLEEP! I don't get why everyone keep's SAYING THAT?? I'm functioning PERFECTLY fine with or without sleep. You willingly drink those drinks,, anyways..

Sleeping is a nuisance,, either way.. Takes precious time away from when I could be plotting out our next attack. . .

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Yes, of course Boss, I bet the entire base believes it! And if not, well, you have two whole people who do!!!

All I'm saying is sometimes you just need a good night's rest, that's all...! Is it because you have no one in the room with you? We could have a fun sleepover in your room maybe!! Me, you, Paul, and maybe someone else!

Yeah, you're right, I do willingly drink them. Bbut they just taste so good, I can't help it...

Why plan a next attack when you could be comfy under the covers??!! I promise, nothing's more acceptable or valid than sleeping when you're tired of stuff! Like I said, if you don't like sleeping alone we could sleep on the floor or something! It'd be good for my back anyways...

[ask-theredleader]

..I'm not having a bloody sleep over with both my right hand men. . . I can sleep perfectly fine on my own--

.

.

.

.. Just do what you must. I can sleep on my own; I just don't really enjoy sleeping as a whole. . . I'm too.. Busy, for that.

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Well then, it's settled!! We can have a big sleepover and we can eat junk food and gossip and-

. . .

WAIT!!! WE CAN DO TRUTH OR DARE!!! We're gonna have so much fun, yay!!

[ask-theredleader]

. . . I never agreed to this I-.. Ugh. . . Fine, fine..

Just.. Both of you don't make a mess. . . And I refuse to involve myself in this 'truth or dare' bullshit..

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

HELL YEAHHH!!!

Come onnn, please??? It's not truth or dare without a little fun, and you're a very fun person!!!

[ask-theredleader]

I mean, MAYBE a more attractive appearance COULD make people much more willing to y’know, join your army.

Juuuuust a maybe

-🎭

I'll have you know that I am VERY attractive!

And I believe my soldiers think so ASWELL.

Right? .

//OOC - @ask-pat-eddsworld @ask-lata @ask-hadeon-ewoc SORRY FOR TAG HAHA NF TO REPLY pauls tag isn't working 😞😞

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Well, you're not my type (I promise I mean this nicely!!) but I can't deny your looks! But you could use some sleep, I think... only because you stay up very late and have me drink caffeinated drinks at midnight, haha!...

[mod here - I know Lata already responded, but I just could help responding as well!]

[ask-theredleader]

THANK YOU!

Now I have TWO soldiers on my side. . . Probably hundred's more, if anything..

I don't require SLEEP! I don't get why everyone keep's SAYING THAT?? I'm functioning PERFECTLY fine with or without sleep. You willingly drink those drinks,, anyways..

Sleeping is a nuisance,, either way.. Takes precious time away from when I could be plotting out our next attack. . .

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Yes, of course Boss, I bet the entire base believes it! And if not, well, you have two whole people who do!!!

All I'm saying is sometimes you just need a good night's rest, that's all...! Is it because you have no one in the room with you? We could have a fun sleepover in your room maybe!! Me, you, Paul, and maybe someone else!

Yeah, you're right, I do willingly drink them. Bbut they just taste so good, I can't help it...

Why plan a next attack when you could be comfy under the covers??!! I promise, nothing's more acceptable or valid than sleeping when you're tired of stuff! Like I said, if you don't like sleeping alone we could sleep on the floor or something! It'd be good for my back anyways...

[ask-theredleader]

..I'm not having a bloody sleep over with both my right hand men. . . I can sleep perfectly fine on my own--

.

.

.

.. Just do what you must. I can sleep on my own; I just don't really enjoy sleeping as a whole. . . I'm too.. Busy, for that.

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Well then, it's settled!! We can have a big sleepover and we can eat junk food and gossip and-

. . .

WAIT!!! WE CAN DO TRUTH OR DARE!!! We're gonna have so much fun, yay!!

[ask-theredleader]

I mean, MAYBE a more attractive appearance COULD make people much more willing to y’know, join your army.

Juuuuust a maybe

-🎭

I'll have you know that I am VERY attractive!

And I believe my soldiers think so ASWELL.

Right? .

//OOC - @ask-pat-eddsworld @ask-lata @ask-hadeon-ewoc SORRY FOR TAG HAHA NF TO REPLY pauls tag isn't working 😞😞

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Well, you're not my type (I promise I mean this nicely!!) but I can't deny your looks! But you could use some sleep, I think... only because you stay up very late and have me drink caffeinated drinks at midnight, haha!...

[mod here - I know Lata already responded, but I just could help responding as well!]

[ask-theredleader]

THANK YOU!

Now I have TWO soldiers on my side. . . Probably hundred's more, if anything..

I don't require SLEEP! I don't get why everyone keep's SAYING THAT?? I'm functioning PERFECTLY fine with or without sleep. You willingly drink those drinks,, anyways..

Sleeping is a nuisance,, either way.. Takes precious time away from when I could be plotting out our next attack. . .

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Yes, of course Boss, I bet the entire base believes it! And if not, well, you have two whole people who do!!!

All I'm saying is sometimes you just need a good night's rest, that's all...! Is it because you have no one in the room with you? We could have a fun sleepover in your room maybe!! Me, you, Paul, and maybe someone else!

Yeah, you're right, I do willingly drink them. Bbut they just taste so good, I can't help it...

Why plan a next attack when you could be comfy under the covers??!! I promise, nothing's more acceptable or valid than sleeping when you're tired of stuff! Like I said, if you don't like sleeping alone we could sleep on the floor or something! It'd be good for my back anyways...

[ask-theredleader]

I mean, MAYBE a more attractive appearance COULD make people much more willing to y’know, join your army.

Juuuuust a maybe

-🎭

I'll have you know that I am VERY attractive!

And I believe my soldiers think so ASWELL.

Right? .

//OOC - @ask-pat-eddsworld @ask-lata @ask-hadeon-ewoc SORRY FOR TAG HAHA NF TO REPLY pauls tag isn't working 😞😞

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Well, you're not my type (I promise I mean this nicely!!) but I can't deny your looks! But you could use some sleep, I think... only because you stay up very late and have me drink caffeinated drinks at midnight, haha!...

[mod here - I know Lata already responded, but I just could help responding as well!]

[ask-theredleader]

Ohhh, hey boss! This is fun, right?!!

@ask-pat-eddsworld

.. It's. . . Decent.

But mostly an awful fucking pain.

I honestly don't understand you're thought process when you recommended me this.. App, alongside Paul. . .

What good does this do for me?..

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Really??...hm.

Well, I figured you'd like it!! You need to get out there, meet people, have fun!! You've been alone for too long...

I can't speak for Paul, but that's what I wanted for you. Besides, then you get to meet other people who think the same way you do!!

[ask-theredleader]

Mhh. . . I suppose that's.. A fair, argument.

I'm not alone-- I'm just.. Busy. And I have better thing's to do than waste time on people that I have no interest in.

As far as I know,, quite literally everyone takes me as a joke on here. . . It's irritating, truthfully speaking. But there are a decent bunch.. Usually. Paul probably just wanted to fuck me over--..

None the less, I.. Somewhat,, understand you're perspective. . .

I'm still pretty damn pissed, though.

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Well, me and Paul are really the only ones you talk to, regardless of the situation...plus, you don't mind wasting my time (in a nice way, of course!) and I always assume you just keep me around for little reasons.

If it makes you feel any better, I take you seriously! Not sure about Paul, of course, but I don't think he'd screw you over like that..!

I'm sorry if you're mad at me specifically, but I still really do think this is a good idea!! There's nothing better than meeting people who are actually really fun talking to! And maybe you'll get to talk to people who are interested in youuu!:D

[ask-theredleader]

Ohhh, hey boss! This is fun, right?!!

@ask-pat-eddsworld

.. It's. . . Decent.

But mostly an awful fucking pain.

I honestly don't understand you're thought process when you recommended me this.. App, alongside Paul. . .

What good does this do for me?..

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Really??...hm.

Well, I figured you'd like it!! You need to get out there, meet people, have fun!! You've been alone for too long...

I can't speak for Paul, but that's what I wanted for you. Besides, then you get to meet other people who think the same way you do!!

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Where my hug AT?? 😜

AlsoimaeatyouupandtordwontbeabletofindyoubecauseikeptyousafefromhiminMYbelly.

I...I don't know what that...means... OH-

Yes, yes, your hug is right here!!! You look very cool, who did your hair? It looks AWESOME!!! :O

Uhh...I don't think that's, uummm...okay...?

[ask-pat-eddsworld]

Sooo..uhhh...I guess I just do whatever here, right? Umm...

You like jazz?