Yay my first post! Ok so this is like a random blog I came up with for no particular reason where you can ask my Lazy Boy questions!
So basically this is an au where Sans needs to touch some grass, or in other words take better care of himself and get some fresh air. You can ask any question you like, I got all day!
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I guess I can list a few facts about him if you're willing to listen:
He has never ever left his own house.
Spends hours watching movies and eating snacks on the couch.
Like classic Sans, Papyrus has to constantly remind him to pick up his socks (his shoes too)
Is not a very good speller.
Always wears a teal blue hoodie that he's probably never washed.
He's never taken off his gloves so those are probably dirty too.
Obsessed with cheese puffs
Likes: The human, papyrus, potato chips, ketchup, cheese puffs, not doing anything 24/7, the couch, alternate him's
Dislikes: Working out, leaving the house, chores, watching out for humans, rude people,and online karen's who can't take a joke.












