The Eye of the Void

I spy with my little eye, a new universe beyond the confides of the Void. Observational Analysis Complete: Life forms prevalent, subject to further study. Prepare yourselves organics, for the Deconstruction of your Ascendance. [INDEFINITE RP HIATUS: Ask and RP Blog of Vel'Koz, interpreted with heavy vocal patterns as an Organic Reaper (from Mass Effect, just related to League with a Reaper-like Attitude] I just Reblog stuff nowadays

[pouletpourri]

I like dusk gameoverse

[paper-mario-wiki]

being a streamer is literally so easy

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[kindgreenape]

[atwotonedbird]

I'm sorry I just

[oh-barnicals-deactivated2025011]

[floofsqueak]

I WAS INFORMED bel’veth is not actually tiny and can change her size so i made an alternate version but its still pretty much the same

[floofsqueak]

vel’koz meets bel’veth but its lore accurate

[hungwy]

my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god

[blackpyrefly]

heres one for you

[thepringlesofblood]

my time has come for hyperspecific classics memes

[saltykingsalty]

I…I need context. I’m gonna research all this shit one day.. If I remember after work

[lemonsharks]

I understand most of these!

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[thathomestar]

yakuza 2 came out in 2008 in north america

[thathomestar]

reminder

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[prokopetz]

Modern adaptations of the Arthurian mythos: everybody’s covered in shit and some guy sleeps with his sister. Maybe there’s a prophecy?

The actual source material: okay, so a Kryptonian, a werewolf, a one-handed guy with super-speed, and a dude who inexplicably keeps finding increasingly outlandish magic swords walk into a bar.

[ladylolalilly]

So Arthurian legends read like outlandish DND campaigns?

[prokopetz]

At one point Lancelot prevents a war by seducing the enemy warlord – mid-battle, no less.

[thelittlemerms]

so like I feel like this is a good time to bring up Gawain and the Green Knight because it’s fucking hilarious 

a full on green giant fae comes into the Arthurian court looking for a fight 

and Arthur is like I’m not dealing with this someone else please deal with this 

and the knights draw straws and Gawain draws the short straw 

and the Green Knight is like “okay so here’s an axe and you should hit me with it and then whatever you do to me, you have to let me do to you in a year” ya know as fairy deals typically go this isn’t a bad one you just have to like, not hit him that hard?

But for some reason Gawain gets the brilliant idea to chop the guy’s head off. which would have gotten him out of the deal probably if it weren’t for the fact that the dude just, picks up his head and carries it with him going “cool, that was fun, see ya in a year”

So Gawain spends the next year just kinda…fucking around, knowing he’s gonna get his head chopped off from this dude and ya know, not be able to pick his head up and walk out fine. 

So at some point he ends up at this castle and the lord of this castle is like “you can stay here, and i will give you whatever i get hunting during the day, but you have to give me whatever you get during the day”

and well turns out this dude’s wife, ends up coming onto Gawain HARD, and like kissing him and shit, but he’s not into it, and every time at the end of the day he kisses the lord of the castle to “give him back” the kisses he got, which he seems to enjoy considerably more. this goes on for a few days, until the lady of the castle gives Gawain a belt to make him impervious, and per his agreement he should give this to the lord but he thinks about the fact that he’s about to get hit in the neck with an axe and thinks “nah i’m gonna keep this” and gives the lord the kisses but not the belt. 

then gawain has to face the green knight and he kneels down to be decapitated and the green knight just deadass trolls him, he swings the axe at gawain and gawain flinches. and he mocks gawain for flinching. and gawain is like, yeah dude it’s an axe and the green knight is like “you scared bro?” and fakes him out a second time. and gawain is like just kill me already. so the green knight swings a third time, but stops when the axe hits his neck, just cutting him a little bit. and then he’s like “jk bro you’re good to go” and gawains like “you’re not gonna kill me??” and the green knight is like “nah bro, we’re cool” and it turns out that he was the lord of the castle that Gawain had been staying at, and respected him for not fucking his wife, so decided he was too legit to die. But he gave him the nick on his neck because he didn’t give him the belt back. but overall he was just trying to fuck with him for the luls 

[cheesetoefungus69]

this was a wild ride

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

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[rememberingtoforgetaboutit-deac]

that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

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[i-put-the-bi-in-biohazard]

WHAT THE FUCK. THIS IS SO FUNNY. I CANNOT FKKSKD

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[tentacleterror]

it’s never to late for these