There's nothing better than a record...

...And getting stoned in my basement. || Recji

[moretrashyrpmemes]

Soft Intimacy Meme

Send one to…

😴  - Curl up next to my sleeping muse

🤐 - Come to my muse with a secret

🧥 - Wrap a coat around my muse

💉 - Help my muse take a shot

✂️ - Cut my muse’s hair

🎈 - Bring my muse something to cheer them up

🤗 - Sneak up behind my muse and hug them

🎸 - Teach my muse how to play the guitar

🍙 - Bring my muse something to eat

🥤 - Bring my muse a drink

🍻 - Bring my muse an alcoholic drink

🌺 - Put a flower in my muse’s hair

🛁 - Take a bath with my muse

🚿 - Take a shower with my muse

🎮 - Show my muse video game cheats

⚽️ - Teach my muse a sport

🌱 - Plant seedlings with my muse

🤛🏼 - Show my muse how to throw a proper punch

📕 - Read to my muse

🧢 - Put a hat on my muse

[ask-musician-mccree]

I drank so much last night that I ain’t gotta clue what I did.

[ask-recordstore-genji]

I could tell you..

[ask-musician-mccree]

…but?

[ask-recordstore-genji]

I dunno if you really want to know.

[ask-musician-mccree]

I don’t like that.

[ask-recordstore-genji]

TECHNICALLY it wasn’t anything bad.

[ask-musician-mccree]

Yeah?

[ask-recordstore-genji]

You uh.. Heh… You kept serenadin’ me.. with all these sappy love songs, like.. all the ones y’ get embarrassed just listenin’ to.

[ask-musician-mccree]

Wow. That’s embarrassin’.

[ask-recordstore-genji]

Kinda… But I had fun.

[ask-musician-mccree]

Well. Now that I’m sober, what’s stoppin’ me from embarrassin’ m'self further?

[ask-recordstore-genji]

Haha, whaddya mean?

[ask-musician-mccree]

[He reached over and pulled up his guitar]

[ask-recordstore-genji]

Oh boy.

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Send “♫Singing Alone♫” and I will shuffle My music player, the song I land on will be what your Muse walks in on Mine Singing. Or send on Anonymous for them to be randomly singing..

[ask-recordstore-genji]

I’M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN

GUILTY FEET AIN’T GOT NO RHYTHM

[ask-pest-control-mccree]

AYYYYY MACARENA

[ask-recordstore-genji]

THAT'S THE ATTITUDE I LIKE TO SEE

[ask-recordstore-genji]

I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN

GUILTY FEET AIN'T GOT NO RHYTHM

[ask-musician-mccree]

I drank so much last night that I ain’t gotta clue what I did.

[ask-recordstore-genji]

I could tell you..

[ask-musician-mccree]

…but?

[ask-recordstore-genji]

I dunno if you really want to know.

[ask-musician-mccree]

I don’t like that.

[ask-recordstore-genji]

TECHNICALLY it wasn’t anything bad.

[ask-musician-mccree]

Yeah?

[ask-recordstore-genji]

You uh.. Heh… You kept serenadin’ me.. with all these sappy love songs, like.. all the ones y’ get embarrassed just listenin’ to.

[ask-musician-mccree]

Wow. That’s embarrassin’.

[ask-recordstore-genji]

Kinda… But I had fun.

[ask-musician-mccree]

Well. Now that I’m sober, what’s stoppin’ me from embarrassin’ m'self further?

[ask-recordstore-genji]

Haha, whaddya mean?

[ask-musician-mccree]

I drank so much last night that I ain’t gotta clue what I did.

[ask-recordstore-genji]

I could tell you..

[ask-musician-mccree]

…but?

[ask-recordstore-genji]

I dunno if you really want to know.

[ask-musician-mccree]

I don’t like that.

[ask-recordstore-genji]

TECHNICALLY it wasn’t anything bad.

[ask-musician-mccree]

Yeah?

[ask-recordstore-genji]

You uh.. Heh… You kept serenadin’ me.. with all these sappy love songs, like.. all the ones y’ get embarrassed just listenin’ to.

[ask-musician-mccree]

Wow. That’s embarrassin’.

[ask-recordstore-genji]

Kinda... But I had fun.

[ask-musician-mccree]

I drank so much last night that I ain’t gotta clue what I did.

[ask-recordstore-genji]

I could tell you..

[ask-musician-mccree]

…but?

[ask-recordstore-genji]

I dunno if you really want to know.

[ask-musician-mccree]

I don’t like that.

[ask-recordstore-genji]

TECHNICALLY it wasn’t anything bad.

[ask-musician-mccree]

Yeah?

[ask-recordstore-genji]

You uh.. Heh... You kept serenadin' me.. with all these sappy love songs, like.. all the ones y' get embarrassed just listenin' to.

[ask-rockstar-mccree]

No autographs. M’ pen’s outta ink.

[ask-recordstore-genji]

What if I have my own pen?

[ask-rockstar-mccree]

Now THAT could be arranged, honey. ;)

[ask-recordstore-genji]

HECK yeah.

[ask-rockstar-mccree]

Who am I writin’ this out to?

[ask-recordstore-genji]

Just Genji's fine.

[ask-musician-mccree]

I drank so much last night that I ain’t gotta clue what I did.

[ask-recordstore-genji]

I could tell you..

[ask-musician-mccree]

…but?

[ask-recordstore-genji]

I dunno if you really want to know.

[ask-musician-mccree]

I don’t like that.

[ask-recordstore-genji]

TECHNICALLY it wasn't anything bad.

[ask-rockstar-mccree]

No autographs. M’ pen’s outta ink.

[ask-recordstore-genji]

What if I have my own pen?

[ask-rockstar-mccree]

Now THAT could be arranged, honey. ;)

[ask-recordstore-genji]

HECK yeah.

[ask-musician-mccree]

I drank so much last night that I ain’t gotta clue what I did.

[ask-recordstore-genji]

I could tell you..

[ask-musician-mccree]

…but?

[ask-recordstore-genji]

I dunno if you really want to know.

[ask-rockstar-mccree]

No autographs. M’ pen’s outta ink.

[ask-recordstore-genji]

What if I have my own pen?

[ask-musician-mccree]

I drank so much last night that I ain’t gotta clue what I did.

[ask-recordstore-genji]

I could tell you..

[therpmemeshop]

gif starters (fluff edition!- m/m)

Send a number (with or without peeking) or send 💋for me to randomize a number for my muse to write starter or drabble inspired by the scenario in the gif! (Images are generally sfw.)

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(11) (12) (13) (14) (15)

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(21) (22) (23) (24) (25)

(26) (27) (28) (29) (30)

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Soft Affection

Send in an icon for my muse to: 

🎀 Play with your muse’s hair

✋ brush fingers/hold hands

👉 Gently poke or prod yours

💐 give a gift

🎎 sit close enough to brush knees/lean against yours

🛌 take a nap with yours

🖐 tracing fingers against your muse’ skin or over a scar/other

🍫 quietly hand over a treat/food item

☺ stroke your muse’s cheek/face

🧥 be found wearing your muse’s sweater/coat/article of clothing

✨+ add your own

🐱 to reverse

[obscuredmemes-blog]

TOUCH MEME

send a symbol for my muse to react to yours… (or add +reverse for my muse to touch yours)

VIOLENT 🔪 – stabbing them 👊 – punching them ✋ – slapping them in the face 👞 – kicking them 🎀 – pulling their hair

FLUFFY/FRIENDLY 🍭 – stroking their hair 🖐 – high fiving them 🤝 – holding their hand 👄– kissing them on their [place of choice] 👐 – hugging them 💅 – painting their [finger/toe] nails  🤧 – comforting them when crying 🤒 – caring for them when sick/injured 💃 – dancing with them 👗 – adjusting their clothes 👒 – brushing their hair

NSFW 👋 – spanking them on the booty 💋 – giving them an open mouth kiss 👅 – giving them a love bite on [place of choice] ✌️ – fingering them/jerking them off 💦 – eating them out 💫 – pulling their hair 🔥 – grinding against them 💧 – bathing them