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Guys I just realised I have so many new asks and I am the worst for now answering them... I’ll do my best to answer a few over the weekend !

#I was absent for so long ;__;#mod had bad depression time sorry

Do you have a girlfriend?

I’m not sure this is a great idea to reveal this...

But no, I do not.

So why don't you want Link to ask the princess about you? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING

Me ? Hiding something ? Never.

When did I said I didnt want Link to ask about me ? He’s free to do as he will.

Nope, nuh-huh, not hiding anything.

Hi everyone, just a quick notice here !

I noticed that these days this blog got so much more attention all of a sudden, thank you for all the likes and reblog and Asks !

Sorry If I havent answer all of them yet, but don’t worry, if you sent an Ask and it’s not there yet, I’m just slowly answering them all and chances are that they will be in the queue for the next few weeks.

As always, feel free to send them as much as you want, I might be slow to answer them but It always makes me happy to do so.

Peace out :)

What’s rito sex like?

First of all. You need one Rito.

It’s the first step, the most important one. You need to have one Rito. Then, you can, if you want, add one partner (or more, who am I to judge)

Then, you make absolute care that every one is ok with what is going to happen. Remembre, the key is conscentment, it’s never fun when someone is not ok with something you do with them.

Then, once everyone is fine and happy.... Things happen.

What, you really think i’d spit it all ? Who do you take me for ? Last time I checked, i’m still the Rito champion, not your sex ed teacher.

Dear Revali I love your English voice, but could you grace us with your French voice again? When I heard you speak French the first time it destroyed my left ovary, and I don’t wanna get pregnant. Help me out?

I mean… Technically speaking, If my talking destroys your ovary, you actually WON’T get pregnant. I mean… It’S like if I destroy Link’s arm, he will not be able to use the sword.

But…

Si parler comme ça peut te faire plaisir, j’imagine que ça ne me coute rien de prendre quelques instants pour le faire. Je sais. Je suis généreux.

#revali #ask revali #answer #loz #botw #this one was fun #since french is my first language lol

U sure your not a potato?

Last time i checked, yeah, Yeah i’m absolutely certain. I’m not a potato.

seriously. how in hylia does one even braid feathers? I MUST KNOW Revali. I MUST KNOW YOUR SECRET!!!!

Hm-Hmm.

It his a gift given by the goddess herself to my people. You see, we are the most magnificent creature she ever created, it’s only natural she would give us this sacred knowledge.

Kidding. A Rito never reveal his secret. Even if we ARE truly magnificent.

At least, I am.

#revali #rito #loz #botw #link #ask revali #answer

Why are you so mean to Link? Are you mean like that to the other champions? (Urbosa could totally kick your butt, so I can't imagine you're that mean to her.)

I…

Of course, I am not mean. I simply states facts, when It comes to Link.

He deserve to know that he will never be as good as I am. I was not chosen by a sword, but I’ve worked harder than anyone to reach my position.

#revali #loz #botw #link #ask revali #answer

Revali can you take me to Vah Medoh?

I mean, I could technically.

The question is.

Are you Worthy to go up there ?

With me ?

On my glorious back ?

That’s what I thought.

#revali #loz #botw #vah medoh #rito #ask revali #answer

Eeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuy

Heeeeeeyyyyaaaa.

Revali’s gale is now ready.

#revali #loz #botw #revalis gale #ask revali #answer

Psst, I missed ya, man. How have ya been?

I am always great, that is why everyone look up to me !

(As for OoC, let’s say i’m exhausted from every bad thing that keeps happening one after the other ;-; I just want it to be over and finally have a bit of rest from bad news…)

#ask revali #revali #answer #ooc

Psst, Revali!

Psssst, yeaaaaah, that’s me ??

#revali #ask revali #answer