Definitely-not-vampire-offical

#1 bee eater Yes I'm gay Trans They/he

[definetly-not-vampire-offical]

aight I keep forgetting but intro

minor i do not havr money (i cant buy trans tape...)

meep

I am AUADHD and transmasc, biromantic? Asexual?

i finally got rid of the Christmas dividers 😭

art blog: @/autistic-goblinn-offical

I lick

garluc brea

bees (yummy)

Vampires SMP

Life series

hermitcraft

DND! i recently started playing but i have plenty of stuff going on, like someones hand collection and a guy dissolving and leaving ✨moneys✨ edit: moved capaigns :( AND OUR CHARACTERS DIED but it was technically not a tpk because our consciousness got transferred to anothe place

playing the few interesting card games i know, e.g blackjack, up and down the river

music:

Hadestown

HAMILTON!!

Conana Gray

sometimes FOB, MCR

QUEEN!

bookers:

any Riordanverse, really, but i need to read KC...

vampire stuff NOT TWILIGHT OR VAMPIRE DIARIES

erm its not a book but Midnight Strangers

Odyessy, i dont really know the story that well tho, ive seen a few other versions

GOOD OMIMIMS! I borrowed it from a former friend

i WANT to read Hitchhikers' guide to the galaxy, cant find it anywhere

I cannot tonk anything else :)

oh also he/they but I think that’s in my bio

[bontxt-deactivated20151125]

how do draw good

fill 14 sketch book

bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff

do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle

draw what make your heart do the smiley emote

member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time

d ont stress friend all is well

your art is hot like potato crisps

don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo

if they do

eat

them

[do-not-u-dare]

last time I reblogged this was last year???? I need to reblog this more often

im printing it out and sticking it in my notebooks

this is the best drawing post ever. now go fill 14 sketchbook <3

[definetly-not-vampire-offical]

hey did you know i'm scared of random letters?

[doingautismsohardformyfandoms]

u r?

[definetly-not-vampire-offical]

AAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAA

[doingautismsohardformyfandoms]

oh, i see

[definetly-not-vampire-offical]

A̴̭̭̩̥̘̘̮̘̩͚̯̚ͅÅ̸̲̣̯̳͔̟̒̀͑͒̕̕͝͠͠Ă̸̙̠̲̦̰̙̩̤͓̦̣͊͊̍̈́̄́̌̂́̀̇̚͝Ǟ̶̢̾͋̋͑̏́̕Ä̶̛̝̲̮̜́͜Ą̷̡̨̨̛̙̱̆̂̈́͊̈́̾̽̈̕͘͝

[definetly-not-vampire-offical]

hey did you know i'm scared of random letters?

[doingautismsohardformyfandoms]

u r?

[definetly-not-vampire-offical]

AAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAA

[definetly-not-vampire-offical]

hey did you know i'm scared of random letters?

[lutheban]

Rocky, once again, being baffled and STRESSED about human biology and the things his human does to keep healthy i dont think mr "my whole crew died of radiation sickness" likes the fact that his alien and most things on his planet needs it for survival very much xD previous

[sevinohl]

Every fanart i see of rocky and adrian is just this and i love it

[definetly-not-vampire-offical]

what if Grace learned Eridian language and communicated via harmonica

[definetly-not-vampire-offical]

once Hearthstone realised his socks were slippy and spent the afternoon sliding around the faux wooden floors of his boyfriend's apartment :)

while said boyfriend watches him as he sews, several times almost pricking his finger from shaking laughing

[definetly-not-vampire-offical]

i know what happens now when you look away when sewing, even without thread, it took him a while to unpick that even with him taking his foot off the pedal with a reflex

[definetly-not-vampire-offical]

has anyone seen the vsmp "i live in new yoauk i got three roommates two o dem are rahts we eat pizza fur dinnah every nouight and da rent? fouw thouwsan dollahs a secon' " video? yeah i got that stuck in my head and have been annoying my family trying to imitate a new york accent

[pinewing]

Little observation after finishing the hybrid prince (incredibly false dichotomy). Almost as if political environments influence works created within it.

[future-crab]

One of my favorite parts of Hadestown is the way Hermes slips so seamlessly between participant and narrator. The fact that he knows from the beginning how the story is going to go, but still plays his part, surrounded by people who don’t know they’re characters in a tragedy. And he plays his part well. Every night, he tells Orpheus, “You want to talk to her? Go on," and every night, he asks, “Just how far would you go for her?” Every night, Orpheus asks him, “ It’s not a trick?” and he tells him, “No, it’s a test.” And every night, when the cycle starts again, when his voice is so broken with grief that he can barely get the words out to tell the audience - the audience that he and no one else has known was there the whole time - “Don’t ask why, brother, don’t ask how he could have come so close. The song was written long ago, and that is how it goes,” when Eurydice appears - fresh-faced and alive, with no memory of what has just happened - to ask, “anybody got a match?” he wordlessly extends his matchbook to her, and lets the story start anew. Someone’s got to tell the tale, whether or not it turns out well.

And still - AND STILL - every night, at the very beginning, he says, “Maybe it will turn out this time, on the road to hell, on the railroad line.”

[definetly-not-vampire-offical]

imagine for an anniversary they made it actually work out

[cookbookbutch]

So proud of AO3 for coming out <3

[scyrens]

tango and clank

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[lord-of-the-noodles]

does anyone know what’s wrong with the time stamps?!???!

[asideblogofyours]

time travelers

[techno-danger]

This post has me dying on the inside I’m a math nerd AND THIS HURTS OMLLL GUYS PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COUNT

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

let’s solve it once and for all:

EVEN NUMBERS: 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, ect.

ODD NUMBERS: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, ect.

if it splits into two EVEN groups, then it’s an even number. if it don’t, then it’s an odd number.

50 and 30 are both even numbers.

[asideblogofyours]

but 5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5. that must be even

so must the others

[unluckyshinyhunter]

if a number can split into TWO EVEN INTEGERS it is even, if it cannot it is odd

example:

5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5, but 2.5 is not an integer so 5 is odd

10 splits into 5 and 5, 5 is an integer so it is even

THIS IS NOT HARD TO GRASP

[asideblogofyours]

but 5.0 is the same as 5, and therefore 5 isn’t an integer. this means 10 is odd

[richard189381184]

what the FUCK is going on here

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

this is how I feel discussing math with my lab partners.

[ichigo-idealmental]

I hate math, and am by no means particularly good at it, but this post is gold and genuinely made me laugh out loud

[daysleftofsecondterm]

I didn’t realize how relevant this post would be when I made this blog.

I can’t imagine it’ll come up again in the next 1,375 days, right?

… Right???

[thetacoseasoning]

did you know that seven is the only single diget intiger that has two syllables?

Also, and number beyond that that has a seven in it will have one more syllable than a number that doesn’t (i.e. 15 has two syllables but 17 has three)

[no-one-offical]

doesn’t 1 have an e?

[the-great-mage-offical]

THIS POST IS OKDER THAN MOST WIZARDS ON THE COUNCIL, BOW ARE WE STILL ARGUING ABOUT THIS

[no-one-offical]

Maybe because the argument started like 7 years ago, and 7 is an odd number without e

[cutesylittledemon]

s*E*v*E*n

Or, according to @no-one-offical, SVN.

[no-one-offical]

Oh I thought it was spelled Stephan… the t is silent

[cutesylittledemon]

There is an e in Stephan.

[no-one-offical]

What e? there’s no e in Stephan? there’s S… T…. whatever that letter is… P…. H… A… and M

[cutesylittledemon]

“Stephan”

Copy-pasted from your previous additions.

[no-one-offical]

What? What do you mean? I’m just gonna get my siblings to help me on this one.… How do y'all spell 7?

Keep reading

[nowhere-offical]

7 is spelled seven. 7 is an odd number. Oh my lord…

[no-one-offical]

Wait really? I thought Stephan is how you spell 7?

[nowhere-offical]

No. Seven. It’s spelled seven. Not Stephan.

[no-one-offical]

No no, Seven is 0, and thanks to Never’s help, I’ve realized it’s not Stephan… it’s spelt G. Stephan is actually 9.

[nowhere-offical]

Seven is not 0. Where did Never even get G from?!

[never-offical]

the truth

[no-one-offical]

You can’t stand the truth

[robotwithadhd]

no one official I just want you to know you sound exactly like Wheatley from portal 2

[no-one-offical]

Ohoho that’s lovely

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

This post just goes on and on and on-

[marshmallow-dust]

wait I think no one was onto something one does have an e

[sleepdeprivedcinnamonbun]

Holy shit that was an emotional journey

[definetly-not-vampire-offical]

sorry guys but... no-one was fucking with you

wow this is as stupid as my english class at 6am (i saw a few of them around 6am for an excursion once)

[endlesswatcher]

So basically I sketched out the idea of a notepad, and I like that more, so now I'm just gonna transfer the lineart onto ibispaint and then colour and render on there :))

[krowturnedkid]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!