Ringo.

This is a magic costume that transports me to Holland. Once I step through that door over there...

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

RINGOOOOO...RINGOOOO.... RINGO THE DUTCH KANGAROOOOO..!!!!!

Starting a bloody ask blog, what has life come to. I should really lay off the green for a while.

ask whatever you'd like, I s'pose.

MOD: this blog will have mentions of drug use and probably light nsfw, nothing too explicit but I doubt he'd filter himself.

Feel free to ask anything, about anyone! I love Ringo the dutch kangaroo I wish we'd get more episodes..

Pleeeeeaaase send asks I beg, I'll do my very best to keep him in character! Apologies if there's slight ooc.

Acc ran by @mack-n--cheese

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

Ringo are you the top or the bottom

None of your business???

Depends on the day

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

Coochie coochie coo

I'm not a cat.

[eggieeggsta]

no that’d be pissi pissi pissi pssssss psss pspspsspsps

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

Huh whatHEY. HEY. THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS. SHUT UP.

[ask-rtdkgeorge]

Come here kitty cat

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

☹️☹️

😿😿😿😿

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

leave your boyfriend I’ll treat you right

You are NOT hotter than George Harrison bruv 💔🫩🫩🫩

[ask-rtdkgeorge]

I’m the hottest being alive 😼😼

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

HELLLOOO SAILOR 🤤🤤🤤

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

Coochie coochie coo

I'm not a cat.

[eggieeggsta]

no that’d be pissi pissi pissi pssssss psss pspspsspsps

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

Huh whatHEY. HEY. THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS. SHUT UP.

[eggieeggsta]

it’s working psss pss pss

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

STOP IT ..

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

Coochie coochie coo

I'm not a cat.

[eggieeggsta]

no that’d be pissi pissi pissi pssssss psss pspspsspsps

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

Huh whatHEY. HEY. THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS. SHUT UP.

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

leave your boyfriend I’ll treat you right

You are NOT hotter than George Harrison bruv 💔🫩🫩🫩

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

are you alone on Friday night cutie pie

Nope, I'll be with my boyfriend. As I am most nights.

[ask-rtdkgeorge]

Why are people asking you this

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

Doesn't matter, 'm not indulging it. I've got you.

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

are you alone on Friday night cutie pie

Nope, I'll be with my boyfriend. As I am most nights.

[ask-rtdkgeorge]

Can I touch your hair

Absolutely not

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

I can touch his hair all I want. You WISH you were me.

[ringos-of-the-ringo-starr-show]

Yeah I do he looks like he could be in a shampoo commercial

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

It's just as soft as it looks

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

Are you a real kangaroo?

Do real kangaroos speak and smoke weed???

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

Have you spoke to the other little Paul yet

Nah, but it's probably best that way, maybe he'll encourage Paul to make friends his own age. It can't be healthy for him to only hang with me and Geo.

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

Coochie coochie coo

I'm not a cat.

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

I’m only 32 and all I wanna do is boogaloo

Its true.

[ask-rtdkgeorge]

Can I touch your hair

Absolutely not

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

I can touch his hair all I want. You WISH you were me.

[ask-ringothedutchkangaroo]

Hi hi hello hi kangaroo hello I like you roo kangaroo but you're kinda stinky but I still like you, y'know.

@ask-rtdkfaul

'm glad you like me I s'pose, I'm a bit confused as to how you're here though, kid. Where are your parents..