That was not medicine

Ask Box:(Open(?)) M!A:(None)Asks:(???)(Warning: quality of art varies!)

[ask-roach-medic]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

1/10, they’ve stopped paying me some odd 7 years ago and administration ignore my requests for smaller, doll sized basic facilities.

Genuinely not sure why I’m still here though, it gives me something to do I suppose. My spouse however, might not feel the same way as me….

[memorycycle]

me: hey man hows it going

my friend: *cordyceps on his head 1ft taller than last time* pretty good

[pyupa]

fuck my stupid fungus life

[trashcangimmick]

[unan-zin]

Is it obvious I don't know what cockroaches look like. um.

This is something Sam posted on his Tumblr.

[antiquedeuce]

you do know there are no actual worms in your brain, right?

[faguettemenaught]

[sewingpretty-with-hellokitty]

[crommers]

Commissions for @cremepyro of Luka and Cyril 🚑🔥

[ask-roach-medic]

[whaddit]

Someone stole the single gumdrop I ordered on DoorDash off my porch

[hyliantomatoes]

ah jeez, i’m unfollowing him now. i had no idea he was picking up the field mice and bopping them all on the head

[ask-roach-medic]

[unhingedlesbear]

Something else abt cockroaches is that they can also hold ur hand

[teathattast]

[sir-libearian]

Hello fictional man, you badly need therapy. Unfortunately, what I'll be giving you instead is men and more feelings.

[femgirlfriend-moved]

[merlisha]