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[evilvillain123456789]

her head game strong lay ya back and she gon give a lobotomy!!!!!!!

[whaddit]

like this post if you want a piece of my cheeseburger

[whaddit]

imagine if wes anderson made a 6 7 movie and it was symmetrical

[lolcatsaestheticdump]

[whaddit]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[person918x]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill block a bitch on iamsober ill block a bitch on myfitnesspal ill block a bitch on neko atsume 2

[pissvortex]

[deadelated]

the gay thoughts are back

[mosasadogs]

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

[deadelated]

I was literally sitting like this with my guns

[howl224tgeundying]

[ask-pacman]

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

[mushroommargo]

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

[ask-pacman]

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

[weshallbekind]

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

[ask-pacman]

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

[godisafujoshi]

If you dont want me pit maneuvering you out the way then get out the way. I dont say this a lot but i am willing to kill to get to my destination half a minute sooner

[ask-pacman]

Just a quick update for you all somebody fucked my car earlier this week they fucked the jumping bean to death thru the exhaust pipe and I need prosecution

[queercyborg]

I remember hearing a story of some person doing this, keeping someone from speeding on the highway. They made it really clear to them they needed to get through, and she wouldn't let them pass her because she was teaching them a lesson about road rage. Except that person eventually got pulled over and scolded by police and first responders.

The car behind them was literally transporting someone who had been severly injured by a chainsaw, while working and they were on the phone with emergency services. They were trying to speed to the nearest ambulance because they had been so far away they were instructed to start moving the person to meet the ambulance so they could try to save this person who was bleeding out so badly.

Literally just get out of peoples way and let people go around you.

[ask-pacman]

Ford dealer told me to go fuck my self upside the head and well most of my body is my head plus another jumpingbean will cost me most of my chatturbate money

[sideblog-sidehoe]

[imwiremother]

detoxing from dubai chocolate alone in my room & watching a labubu crawl across the ceiling

[shivroy]

[grox]

Quit calling it cheetah print

It's very clearly leopard print

Die

Fucking die

Just fucking die

Die already

Die

Die

Just die

Just fucking die

[rainphee]

this is the only time google's stupid ai has ever made my life better in any capacity

[ilovecats4ever]

[hev-mark-iv]