I’m doing an askblog! I’m still in Two’s elimination space thing, so I thought this could be a good time!
Also, all orders from my shop will have a $15 shipping fee because of this. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Edit: I got out of the space! The shipping fee has been removed!
{rest of post is ooc}
-DNI bigots
-Ship asks are completely good, just for ones with Basketball I’ll have RF be uninterested since I view them as just friends
-NONdarkships are allowed! Including polycules
-These signs {} denote ooc stuff!
-The blog’s admin is @idiotlaintelligent and A MINOR
-Anon magic and anon tags are allowed!
-There can only be three magic anon effects at a time. If there’s three effects, RF will have M!A immunity.
-If I’m doing a reblog interaction with you, please tell me if you think anything has the potential to make you uncomfortable. I have trouble gauging what others think if they don’t directly tell me. If needed, I can dm you any reblogs and you check them.
-Robot Flower uses She/Her pronouns!
Headcanons
-All mechanical minds have a self destruct sequence
-Mechanical minds can delete their memories, but it is considered extremely taboo, and that they would no longer be them. (Idk if this will ever come up, I just like it)
Lore
-Escaped Two’s elimination space by initiating her self destruct sequence and having Teardrop (from @typing-teardrop-returns’s old blog) recover her
-Part of Freesmart 2, led by @fr33smart-sup3rvan
-Fluent in Bugese
-Accidentally gave therapy to Basketball and @typing-teardrop-returns’s old blog
-Is currently involved in so much One stuff cuz of my big mouth. Two times have I accidentally caused this blog to be involved in other blog’s One lore. TWO TIMES
ROBOT FLOWER I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOUR MY IDOL PLEASE SIGN MY ARM AND GIVE ME A HUG I WOULD CHERISH THAT MOMENT FOR THE REST OF MY EXISTENCE ON EARTH🥹🥹🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Oh. I’m that well liked?
*RF takes out a piece of paper and pen and writes her autograph. Her name “Robot Flower” is spelt out, and Robot is written in a font reminiscent of pixel art and Flower is very flowy cursive. As she gives it to you she gives you a hug*
Y-YES?? Was it all for nothing? Was your plan… your plan was that I’d-I’d die with the download! Using my own bad idea against me! Was that all it was? Was your words when I woke up a lie? Were your protests to it a lie?
Please stop trying to make me feel better… I knew this was going to happen for a long time anyways… no one really cares for us mechanical minds after all…
Y-YES?? Was it all for nothing? Was your plan… your plan was that I’d-I’d die with the download! Using my own bad idea against me! Was that all it was? Was your words when I woke up a lie? Were your protests to it a lie?
Please stop trying to make me feel better… I knew this was going to happen for a long time anyways… no one really cares for us mechanical minds after all…
Y-YES?? Was it all for nothing? Was your plan… your plan was that I’d-I’d die with the download! Using my own bad idea against me! Was that all it was? Was your words when I woke up a lie? Were your protests to it a lie?
Please stop trying to make me feel better… I knew this was going to happen for a long time anyways… no one really cares for us mechanical minds after all…
Y-YES?? Was it all for nothing? Was your plan… your plan was that I’d-I’d die with the download! Using my own bad idea against me! Was that all it was? Was your words when I woke up a lie? Were your protests to it a lie?
Please stop trying to make me feel better… I knew this was going to happen for a long time anyways… no one really cares for us mechanical minds after all…
Oooh, how about this? Something inspired by older Goikian culture, it seems! It isn’t too long, either. It may corrupt a little in some parts, but I’ll upload this as a little audio thing so you can listen in your own time.
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▶︎ Live Reading
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[TRANSCRIPT:]
[Ahem…]
[Mr. Quill the lawyer was a man of a rugged countenance that was never lighted by a smile; cold, scanty and embarrassed in discourse; backward in sentiment; lean, long, dusty, dreary and yet somehow lovable. At friendly meetings, and when the wine was to his taste, something eminently lively beaconed from his eye; something indeed which never found its way into his talk, but which spoke not only in these silent symbols of the after-dinner face, but more often and loudly in the acts of his life. He was austere with himself; drank gin when he was alone, to mortify a taste for vintages; and though he enjoyed the theatre, had not crossed the doors of one for twenty years. But he had an approved tolerance for others; sometimes wondering, almost with envy, at the high pressure of spirits involved in their misdeeds; and in any extremity inclined to help rather than to reprove. “I incline to Cain’s heresy,” he used to say quaintly: “I let my brother go to the devil in his own way.” In this character, it was frequently his fortune to be the last reputable acquaintance and the last good influence in the lives of downgoing men. And to such as these, so long as they came about his chambers, he never marked a shade of change in his demeanour…]
// hi mod isn’t writing that all out GO CHECK OUT THE STRANGE CASE OF DR JEKYLL AND MR HYDE IF YOU WANT THE FULL THING!!!! ITS MODS FAVOURITE THING EVER OK GO READITTT RAAAHHHH THANK U FOR THE FREE OPPORTUNITY TO NOVELPOST RF MOD HAHA
Y-YES?? Was it all for nothing? Was your plan… your plan was that I’d-I’d die with the download! Using my own bad idea against me! Was that all it was? Was your words when I woke up a lie? Were your protests to it a lie?
Please stop trying to make me feel better… I knew this was going to happen for a long time anyways… no one really cares for us mechanical minds after all…
Well, which would you prefer? Having a bad, toxic friend who wants to take advantage of you, or having only good friends you can trust? I think the answer is obvious!
I know logically the latter… but it’s more complicated than that. So much more…
Y-YES?? Was it all for nothing? Was your plan… your plan was that I’d-I’d die with the download! Using my own bad idea against me! Was that all it was? Was your words when I woke up a lie? Were your protests to it a lie?
Please stop trying to make me feel better… I knew this was going to happen for a long time anyways… no one really cares for us mechanical minds after all…
Y-YES?? Was it all for nothing? Was your plan… your plan was that I’d-I’d die with the download! Using my own bad idea against me! Was that all it was? Was your words when I woke up a lie? Were your protests to it a lie?
Please stop trying to make me feel better… I knew this was going to happen for a long time anyways… no one really cares for us mechanical minds after all…
She’s not your friend, she just said she doesn’t like you! She might have tried to kill you! Is that really the type of person you want as a friend? I’m not saying you should kill her, but…maybe she isn’t someone you should talk to anymore.
Y-YES?? Was it all for nothing? Was your plan… your plan was that I’d-I’d die with the download! Using my own bad idea against me! Was that all it was? Was your words when I woke up a lie? Were your protests to it a lie?
Y-YES?? Was it all for nothing? Was your plan… your plan was that I’d-I’d die with the download! Using my own bad idea against me! Was that all it was? Was your words when I woke up a lie? Were your protests to it a lie?