Greatest Empire In The Whole World

[ask-rome]

Salve everyone!!! My handsome grandsons bought me a phone and since I wanna be hip with the kids, I joined this uhhhh, app !! Now everyone be on their best behavior!

Ciao, I’m the mod I don’t have many strict rules but please refrain from overly explicit asks

Example!

“Rome come be my sub puppy boy” 👎👎👎👎

“Rome you’re looking so fineeee” “how was your first kiss” 👍👍👍👍

Now with politics I will not get into cause I have to stay in character for Rome, and I don’t think he knows very much about modern day politics.

Angst, historical (over 70 years ago), slight teasing, etc. I will answer to! Make sure they aren’t worded weird so I don’t get the wrong idea.

Also sorry for not having an aesthetic intro I’m too lazy for that, and I just wanna get my point across.

Not everything will be 100% to the T, but I’m also just a human who makes mistakes so I apologize if I mischaracterize him I’m sorry and just tell me! but I do know a bit of Roman and Ancient Egypt/ Greek history so lucky me.

Alright that’s just about it!

[ask-rome]

Im’a so tired of this limbo junk! I’m much too great for death!

[mattieus-canada]

whines and rolls around my bed because i dont want to do chores. im a grown man but I DONT CARE i dont what to shred my stupid junk mail and i dont want to do my stupid laundry and i dont want to take the stupid recycling out. i literally dont care that im one hundred fifty something years old i dont wanr to do chores.

[ask-rome]

If it makes you feel any better I’m over a thousand years (still kicking) and I don’t like doing chores either! Which is why I convince my grandson Seborga to clean for me! You don’t even have to pay him! I’ll get him right now for you!

[mattieus-canada]

!!! no no that's ok! my complaining made me inspired to do them. well. i haven't done my laundry. but i'll do that over the weekend so it doesn't count

[ask-rome]

Oh no I insist! You can come over for family dinner too!!!! Everyone will be there and we’ll have a bunch of food!

[mattieus-canada]

whines and rolls around my bed because i dont want to do chores. im a grown man but I DONT CARE i dont what to shred my stupid junk mail and i dont want to do my stupid laundry and i dont want to take the stupid recycling out. i literally dont care that im one hundred fifty something years old i dont wanr to do chores.

[ask-rome]

If it makes you feel any better I’m over a thousand years (still kicking) and I don’t like doing chores either! Which is why I convince my grandson Seborga to clean for me! You don’t even have to pay him! I’ll get him right now for you!

[ask-rome]

All roads lead to me.

[ask-rome]

@hetaliacongo

How was your day Mr. Rome? I love it went great

Today has been just amazing! Me and Ancient Greece ate at a cat cafe for the first time! It was so cute!

[ask-rome]

@hetaliacongo

I have a confession: you are very handsome...

Heh, you’re not the first to say that! But gratias tibi ago. I always appreciate it 😉

[ask-rome]

#youngho

[mattieus-canada]

CANADA I NEED YOUR HELPPPP!!!

-@ask-rome

oh, ok! is this about romano?

[ask-rome]

No!!! I was licking some ice cream and now my head feels so cold!

[mattieus-canada]

oh. uhh... put your tongue on the roof of your mouth so it warms up!

[ask-rome]

Wow that actually worked! Huh! Thanks!

[mattieus-canada]

CANADA I NEED YOUR HELPPPP!!!

-@ask-rome

oh, ok! is this about romano?

[ask-rome]

No!!! I was licking some ice cream and now my head feels so cold!

[ask-rome]

hello!! would you like to know whats been going on with your grandson? i unfortunately know all about it

Oohhh, yes tell me everything! Or as you kids say, spill the tea girlfriend!

[mattieus-canada]

ok so romano is dating prussia and they went to the aquarium together

[ask-rome]

Prussi?! Germania’s boy?! Seriously?!

[mattieus-canada]

it is true

[ask-rome]

I didn’t know he had a little sugar in him, but that’s okay! I still’a love him!

[ask-the-tomatomano]

Hello my grandson! Thanks for buying me a phone! I’ve seen so many beautiful ladies on here 😉

-ask-Rome

YEAH YEAH- You are welcome nonno, just don't give out your information. So no phone numbers, no emails or address!! AND IF SOMEONE OFFERS YOU MONEY IGNORE THEM... They are trying to scam you

[ask-rome]

Yes yes. Do you remember my the last few numbers on my credit card? I just won the lottery and I need my credit card information!

[ask-the-tomatomano]

No way... You aren't getting it!! that is a scam nonno, do not give anyone your card information!!!

[ask-rome]

Oh. You sure it is, it said it was a trusted website? Any of the who, I put down your credit card info instead of mine because I couldn’t remember 🥰 I love spoiling my grandsons!

[ask-the-tomatomano]

HOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOMEOLDMAN,WAAAWDEFWEGWHYYYYYYNONONONONONO

[ask-rome]

What?! Did I do something wrong?!

[hetaliaetal]

Training montage to kill Carthage*

[ask-the-tomatomano]

Hello my grandson! Thanks for buying me a phone! I’ve seen so many beautiful ladies on here 😉

-ask-Rome

YEAH YEAH- You are welcome nonno, just don't give out your information. So no phone numbers, no emails or address!! AND IF SOMEONE OFFERS YOU MONEY IGNORE THEM... They are trying to scam you

[ask-rome]

Yes yes. Do you remember my the last few numbers on my credit card? I just won the lottery and I need my credit card information!

[ask-the-tomatomano]

No way... You aren't getting it!! that is a scam nonno, do not give anyone your card information!!!

[ask-rome]

Oh. You sure it is, it said it was a trusted website? Any of the who, I put down your credit card info instead of mine because I couldn’t remember 🥰 I love spoiling my grandsons!

[ask-rome]

@hetaliacongo

Good morning. It's my first time truly meeting a ancient nation (@_@;)(*´ω｀*)

Oh hello! Uhhh, Congo!? Yes! It’s very nice to meet you!

[ask-the-tomatomano]

Hello my grandson! Thanks for buying me a phone! I’ve seen so many beautiful ladies on here 😉

-ask-Rome

YEAH YEAH- You are welcome nonno, just don't give out your information. So no phone numbers, no emails or address!! AND IF SOMEONE OFFERS YOU MONEY IGNORE THEM... They are trying to scam you

[ask-rome]

Yes yes. Do you remember my the last few numbers on my credit card? I just won the lottery and I need my credit card information!

[ask-rome]

what is the biggest animal that you can beat in hand to hand combat?

A lion 🦁