Roy Earle

ask/headcanon/possible rp blog for our lover boy here. mun is 21+, hoping that they aren't late to the party. Follows from lumiere-noire-boytoyroy

[thatsthat24]

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[ask-roy-earle]

Fuck anyone taking my shit and sharing it on Facebook.... On groups that is supposed to have oc content only. Get fucked.

[ask-roy-earle]

Shitposting discord?

I know ive been away for a while... im sorry

Some buddies and I made a shit posting discord for LA Noire.. was wondering if anyone wanted to join? just LAN fun and whatevs.. honestly, its more a discord for really organized memes, including LAN stuff. stuff you post doesnt have to be OC, but we would love it... If you’re interested, message me..

[gaycism]

Are there gay bugs?

[ask-roy-earle]

Bees are Roy.

Fight me.

[ruadrisresources]

Classic Trope Starters -- Bed Sharing

Alter as necessary!

“You’re telling me this is the only room they had left?”

“I can’t let you sleep on the floor. Here, get in bed with me.”

“You’re shivering…”

“Just to warn you, I kick a lot in my sleep.”

“Are you sure it’s okay for me to sleep here?”

“Let’s just lay facing away from each other and pretend this isn’t happening.”

“Are you… trying to cuddle with me?”

“Get your cold feet off of me!”

“Sorry, I guess we kind of ended up tangled together in our sleep.”

“And just WHERE do you think you’re putting your hands?”

“Did I wake you? I didn’t mean to.”

“This bed is way too small for both of us…”

“Whoa, this bed is huge!”

“Guess it’s kind of like a sleepover, huh?”

“Okay, hear me out… I say we build a pillow fort.”

“I can’t sleep. Let’s talk for a bit.”

“I never thought I’d end up in the same bed as you.”

“You’re so warm.”

“Can you move over just a bit?”

“Are you TRYING to push me off the bed?”

“You seem kind of nervous.”

“Don’t tell people we’ve slept together. Or at least don’t word it like that…”

“Is this comfortable? Do you have enough room?”

“To be honest, I’m kind of glad there was only one free bed…”

“Come back to bed.”

“Stop stealing the blanket!”

“You know you snore, right?”

“Hey, wake up. You keep talking your sleep.”

“Time to get up, sleepyhead.”

“What did you dream about?”

“Just five more minutes… Maybe six…”

“It’s kinda nice laying together like this.”

“I’m not getting up. It’s too cold.”

“This seems a little inappropriate, don’t you think?”

“Just go to sleep already…”

“Is this a bad time to mention that I prefer to sleep naked?”

“I promise I’ll stay on my side of the bed.”

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[ask-roy-earle]

loved that last one! 😜 26 with roy/cole, please? thank you so much!!

Oohhh. Do they have plans for the future? And contingency plans if things don't work out...?

Cole loves to plan things out. While life rarely goes his way, he wants something to follow so he can, at least, stumble in the right direction. All of those plans seemed to have burned in hell when he and Roy started whatever this was. He was absolutely lost, but it was what he needed to figure out he wasn't happy with the white picket fence American Dream. Now his plans are to find a way for Marie to leave him (which shouldn't be hard as he is never home anyways), move in with Roy (he practically already has, but his suits are still at 'home' because he knows they would be in the trash once he tries to put them in Roy's closet), and maybe retire some day soon. He doesn't know quite when or where yet. He wants to go somewhere where they can be a bit more open. While some countries in Europe are more accepting, Cole thinks they might just settle for San Diego or Florida. Roy would never admit it, but he is always cold at night already.

Roy is the complete opposite of Cole. He has always been knocked around through life and disappointed as a child, so he never has any plans. He just coasts through life and takes opportunities as he's seen them. That is one of the things that annoys him about Cole, the man just couldn't stop thinking. If it wasn't about a case, it was about new ways to sneak up on perps or even what suit to wear tomorrow. But it hasn't stopped Roy from realizing that he's imagined what it would be like to have Cole around for the rest of his life. Being an old bickering couple or maybe just a pair who mellowed out after realizing that they loved each other. Perhaps they could pick up some stray kid... Or maybe just a dog. This is about the close he gets to planning, he doesn't know what he wants, and he definitely doesn't want to be disappointed when Cole leaves, but he definitely knows that he needs Cole in his life.

As far as contingency plans... Cole has none. If things go south, he would do as he always did... Just try to start over. As much as he doesn't want too, he doesn't think he could pull the trigger if it came down to that.

Roy, well he would probably move back into his old ways, he wouldn't care anymore.. but not the 'old' ways of the SRF... His old ways before that. Screwing whoever was around, kicking them out the door when he was finished, working the streets undercover and actually just getting rid of competition, and most importantly, sucking off various leaders in LAPDs command to gain favors. He would probably also end up begging a particular traffic captain to take him back, but when that happens, he will know he's hit his low point.

[ask-roy-earle]

21, stefan/cole 🔆

Turn ons/offs for our traffic boys!

Sexually, these too are pretty different when it comes to these. But they love each other enough to be open to the other's wants sometimes.

A turn on for Cole, which is kinda a turn off for Stefan, is being the bottom in bed... To get taken care of and relax a little. Stef has always preferred to be the bottom, even if he is more of a power bottom, but he will switch it up for Cole. While Stefan will usually end up riding, he will go all out to a point of Cole being unable to sit the next day. While it's not his thing, it does bring a smile to his face when Cole has trouble sitting in the car or at his desk to write reports.

A turn on for Stefan is really just the slightest chance of getting caught. Actually, its more of just some PDA, but they both know they can't. Cole really doesn't want to risk everything for it, but Stefan has stolen enough kisses and feels from him at the station and around the city to know when it won't be all that much of a risk. Cole does like to surprise Stefan with kisses in the locker room, a feel during roll call, or even some more fun in their car in some parking lot in the middle of the night.

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THE EXCESSIVELY DETAILED HEADCANON TUMBLR MEME

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What does their bedroom look like?

Do they have any daily rituals?

Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

Eating habits and sample daily menu

Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

Makeup?

Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

Intellectual pursuits?

Favorite book genre?

Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

Biggest and smallest short term goal?

Biggest and smallest long term goal?

Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

Favorite beverage?

What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

What is their biggest regret?

Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

Most prized possession?

Thoughts on material possessions in general?

Concept of home and family?

Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

What makes them feel guilty?

Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?

What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

How misanthropic are they?

Hobbies?

How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

Religion?

Superstitions or views on the occult?

Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

How do they express love?

If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

[3sleepycats-deactivated20200101]

Please ask me any of these! See tags!

[ask-roy-earle]

send me one and a ship/pairing. also can do like a just roommates thing if you want. 

[ask-roy-earle]

Guys... Look at what I found!

It’s a Salmon suit! Ha. If it wasn’t $300, I would get it so I could be Roy for Halloween!

[ask-roy-earle]

cymbidium for roy 🙃

Im sorry... I never seen this. lame lack of notifications from the site/app...

anyways I found the post so you get an answer

Roy is definitely Bisexual. He will go for whatever, but of course he would never admit it, smartly. He does prefer to play his games with men. Women are more of a tool for him.

[asras-wife]

I know some people get nervous about interacting directly so I just want y'all to know I appreciate you.

[enby-entity24-deactivated201910]

To those that do this you're the bestest.

To those that don't, you're also the bestest lol

[ask-roy-earle]

I love it when this happens, tbh.

[memeasaurus-promptus]

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[bottleshark]

Roy is a class act.

[roxannepolice]

This is pure crack but I just can’t help the feeling that everyone in L.A.P.D. is gay for Pheps. Regardless of their actual sexual orientation and identity. Straight women are gay for Phelps. Rusty looks at him lustily over his cigar. Stefan draws him as a pretty butterfly. And Roy just… ‘nuff said. Cole makes the entire police Phelpssexual and is perfectly oblivious of his power.

[roxannepolice]

Roy Earle, in his pink salmon vest, looking at Cole Phelps knocking the streetlights and terrorising the pedestrians with his cherry Cadillac like he's a beautiful beach sunrise he's seeing after months of being in some dark and desolate cave: Keep straight.

[ask-roy-earle]

Mud wrestling championship fight. #terminallance #usmc #marines #marinecorps #military

When Cole says that they "boxed" in the Marines....

[horrificmemes]

Things to Do in October: Starters

Send me a symbol for a thread or drabble in which the characters…

🎃 - carve Jack o’ Lanterns 🍁 - go on a scenic autumn walk 🔮 - see a fortune teller 👻 - tell ghost stories 👹 - go to a Halloween store 🕯 - perform a seance 🌽 - go through a corn maze 🌾 - go on a hayride 🌱 - go to a pumpkin patch 🍿 - have a Halloween movie marathon 🔪 - have a horror movie marathon 🍎 - go apple picking 🤡 - go to a haunted house attraction 🎭 - be actors at a haunted house attraction 🥕 - go to a farmer’s market 🔥 - have a bonfire 😱 - play scary slumber party games (Bloody Mary, the Midnight Game, etc…) 🎨 - do a craft  ☠ - visit a cemetery at night 🏈 - go to a football game 😈 - try on Halloween costumes 🌳 - take a drive to see the trees ⌛ - go to an antique store 👽 - talk about conspiracy theories 🌄 - go hiking ☔ - go on a rainy day walk 🥨 - make snacks for a party 🍬 - go shopping for Halloween candy 🍭 - hand out candy on Halloween 🥐 - cook some comfort food 😏 - play a scary prank 📚 - go to a library or bookstore 🎈 - plan a Halloween party together 🎉- attend a Halloween party together ☕ - go to a cozy cafe 📍 - sew homemade Halloween costumes 🎧 - listen to music together 🏚 - go poke around in a haunted location 🎪 - go to a creepy carnival 🏠 - sit at home by the fireside 🚂 - go on a scenic train ride 🍂 - rake leaves 🎫 - go on a tour of a spooky location 🍷 - go to a winery/brewery ⛺ - rent a cabin for the weekend 🏰 - spend the night in a spooky vacation spot