do you think lust sounds funny or talks weird?
GASP
“Lust doesn’t talk weird or sound funny at all! How dare you say that?! I think that he sounds lovely!”

oozey mess

Love Begins
No title available
sheepfilms
The Stonewall Inn
Show & Tell
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵

Origami Around
No title available
untitled
Xuebing Du
Noah Kahan
Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever
★

No title available
Mike Driver

blake kathryn
Game of Thrones Daily

No title available

seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Germany

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from Sweden

seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from T1
seen from Portugal
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Germany
seen from Uruguay
seen from Mexico
seen from United States

seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
@ask-ryder-emerson-lotf
do you think lust sounds funny or talks weird?
GASP
“Lust doesn’t talk weird or sound funny at all! How dare you say that?! I think that he sounds lovely!”
“….So!”
“I had a bath!….With someone else in it!…Hey Lust…”
“Thanks Sam and Eric, mostly Sam. I probably needed this actually.”
“Definitely a nice distraction from the…Mulberry child incident.”
-
Lust is made by @lord-of-the-bundle-of-sticks and that ask blog is @sinful-seven :P
OOC
The Ryder Emerson account is officially 2 years old
….
AND WE’RE STILL IN THE EARLY CHAPTERS IM SORRY EVERYONE 😭😭
Ryder’s been on a long side quest apparently uh I will get him back on track don’t worry 🫡
Samneric have been dragging him through the woods for like 6 months someone save him
Anyway
User stanleyvampire14 out
“Hello! I’m Ryder, and I saw a littlun putting flowers in your hair a little while ago and it sparked a bit of creativity in me, so I drew you! Do you see it? ^_^”
-Ryder Emerson
"I do see the resemblance, It looks rather nice, Ryder was it? I'm terribly sorry I didn't introduce myself sooner."
"I hear you're the one others that happen to be good with littluns, is there a story behind that? I've found a lot of littluns enjoy putting flowers in my hair. I had one tell me that they'd like to put it in braids. I told them they were welcome to try when my hair got a tad longer."
<< Abel smiled at the older boy, rather complimented by the drawing. It looked as if worry had drained from the blonde boy's face, complimenting by the wind making the flowers dance in Abel's hair. He rather appreciated the drawing. Perhaps Ryder's generous drawing skills where all Abel needed to momentarily forget the tears awaiting him. >>
“It’s quite alright! I’ve been busy with uhm…! Things! I’m going to find Sam I swear…Eric didn’t do much of anything but watch, so no blame to him.”
Ryder realized that he started to mumble, so he cleared his throat awkwardly.
“I’m good with the littluns? Well yeah, I sure hope so. My Mama runs a daycare back at home— Uhm, homeland, we uh…We don’t have a daycare at home, that’d be torture for me. I used to help her when I got off of school on breaks n stuff, so maybe that explains why I’m so good with the littluns here.”
“I do miss the littluns back at her daycare, though…There’s this one that I’m sure is freaking out right about now. His name’s Klaus. One time I didn’t come in the daycare for a couple of days because I needed to study and that kid FREAKED. OUT. So…I wonder how he is with me bein’ gone for however long we’ve all been here. Probably giving my Mama a long rant, if I knew better.”
“…Great, now I miss them more.”
“I think if all of you were to be in a beauty contest or whatever they’re called- I think Lust or Pride would win, mostly Lust—“
“I mean he’s really uh, cool and pretty and stuff- he’d probably win…? His skin and hair look soft I don’t know, I think that’s what judges look for.”
“Sloth would pass out if he was in the contest, I’m sorry, friend…:(“
“You’re in the top 3 though, I’m sure! ^_^”
“This is based on anonymous data, I swear.”
-Ryder Emerson
A beauty contest? Say, I never thought you'd be the type to be into those kinds of things, Emerson. But those are usually for women, aren't they? I thought we established that I'm not a girl! -🩷
Hypotheticals, Lust. -☘️
Whatever. You think I'm pretty too, huh? Not the first time I've heard that. Pretty boy this, sissy that, ugh! God forbid I actually take care of myself..
..wait, you mean that in, like, a good way? Oh. Lust's face seems to flush. Well, ah, thank you. You can feel my skin or touch my hair if you want, to test your theory.. only this once, though. The quality is only going to deteriorate the more we're on this island. -🩷
Top.. top three, huh? Sloth yawns. That's quite.. high. I imagine Envy or Wrath would be up there instead, or maybe Gluttony.. he's.. he's got the muscles, after all.. but, uh.. th-thank you, Ryder. -💤
“Oh! Uhm…My Mama used to watch them, and I usually had to watch whatever my parents were watching as a littlun.”
“You aren’t a girl! Yes, you’re pretty, but not in a girl way! Boys can be pretty too, can’t they?”
Ryder nervously smiled and patted down Lust’s hair like he would to a fluffy cat.
“…You’re uhm…You’re welcome, heh…I don’t believe ‘quality’ like your hair could deteriorate, there’s no way, you care about it too much.”
Ryder backed away once he realized Sloth was there.
“Oh! Sloth!…Well yeah, you were one of the first people I’ve seen on this island, albeit you scared the daylights out of me, so of course you’re in the top 3!”
“Ehh, muscles aren’t really a ‘beauty’ thing…I don’t think…Plus I don’t really uh…Have an eye for that…Anyways! I think Wrath would be last. Uhm. No. No reason, I just think the look on his face would be funny.”
“Hi! I’m Ryder, you’re uhm, Kitt, right? I made you a drawing in the sand! :)”
I heard from someone that you like birds, so I gave sand-you a little bird friend! Do you like it?”
-Ryder Emerson
"Thank- thank you Ryder. It's really good."
"Y-yeah I'm Kitt. I like, I like the little bird. You should be an artist, you're- you're really good!"
“You’re so very welcome, Kitt! Is it really that good? I hoped it was…”
“I’m not sure if I really should be an artist with this kind of style, but maybe if I just…Keep…Doing it…I mean it’s keeping the boredom away, so that’s a plus.”
“Nice to meet you, Kitt! :)”
Hey Roger what’s going on
“Oh.”
“The Ryder guy? Last time I saw him, he was bein’ dragged by the twins into the woods. It’s none of my business, I’m not going to find him. I have more important stuff to do.”
“Roger! I need a spear!”
“Okay.”
Mod here,
I’m gonna send Ryder on a little side quest, making him temporarily….out of commission.
Good news! You! Can ask the lotf kids stuff! Not Samneric though they’re also out of commission (totally not related to Ryder’s /sarc)
Everyone else is up for asks!
In case for whatever reason you needed a reminder—
Ralph
Piggy
Jack
Roger
Maurice
Simon
Are all available (I don’t think I have designs for anybody else sorry)
….
Questions that relate to what’s going on with Ryder and Samneric are going to be answered by Roger because bro witnessed it and didn’t say anything. Unbothered king.
Ryder needs a bath it’s been like days, Sam’s putting the issue into his own hands while Eric watches like :0 “HELLO??”
All other asks towards Ryder will be postponed (fear not I’ll be drawing for those in the meantime, IT WONT TAKE A MONTH THIS TIME)
This little side quest will probably last until June 20th, maybe earlier, depends on the amount of asks.
Thank you :)
“So I went over to Ralph and Merridew just to check on ‘em, and I see these two!”
“…Why are they manually making a long vine and what are they planning to do with it? Maybe it’s for Merridew’s hunting shenanigans? The last time I was around them and they had leaves…It wasn’t a good experience. There were leaves in my hair for a day.”
"Are you five?"
- 🔪 ( @finscadetkids )
“Do I look five to you? No. I’m sixteen.”
“Who even are you????”
"Two years away from being an adult and you still make drawings in the sand that look like that??
Why don't you go do something useful and leave the lollygagging to the littluns? Or do you enjoy watching the children do everything while you do nothing?
You act like you're five, so I'll treat you like you're five... eugh, get out of my face. Your eyes are almost as obnoxious as the color of your shirt."
- 🔪
“What if I told my friend to drop kick you into the ocean.”
“YOU LEAVE MY SHIRT OUT O’ THIS YOU—“
"OWW, you hit kids too?! You're such a horrible person, and see how you didn't deny it when I said you don't contribute anything—
I hope the ocean wipes you away like it does to your hideous drawings."
- 🔪
“I did nothing, don’t you gaslight me. Meanwhile WRATH-“
“I help with the fire, I help with the sins and their shenanigans, I help- I HELP.”
“Wh- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT???”
"Are you five?"
- 🔪 ( @finscadetkids )
“Do I look five to you? No. I’m sixteen.”
“Who even are you????”
"Two years away from being an adult and you still make drawings in the sand that look like that??
Why don't you go do something useful and leave the lollygagging to the littluns? Or do you enjoy watching the children do everything while you do nothing?
You act like you're five, so I'll treat you like you're five... eugh, get out of my face. Your eyes are almost as obnoxious as the color of your shirt."
- 🔪
“What if I told my friend to drop kick you into the ocean.”
“YOU LEAVE MY SHIRT OUT O’ THIS YOU—“
"Are you five?"
- 🔪 ( @finscadetkids )
“Do I look five to you? No. I’m sixteen.”
“Who even are you????”
Ah, good day to you, Mr. Emerson. I'm- um, I'm Asa Damon. Good grief, you're one of the oldest people on the island. Why aren't you chief? Surely if I was your age, I wouldn't take orders from children like Merridew or Ralph.
Oh! Uh, I'm the medic by the way. Or at least the medic for the bigguns, all the littluns keep Solanace's hands full. I'll have you know I'm quite knowledgeable on this sort of thing!
-🦉 (@ask-asa-damon-lotf)
(Solanace is Vincent Solance @/ask-the-medic-vincent)
“Oh hello, Asa! I-….OH.”
“I’m NOT doing NONE of that! Those kids do NOT need me leading them, that’s way too much pressure! Plus, it’s not like I’m actually following them, I’m just trying to survive, so if one o’ them has a good idea, I help them out!”
“….Are you not a child yourself? Taking care of other children. How hypocritical.”
“Oh, I wonder who this ‘Solanace’ is? Difficult sounding name…”
“Hm….Maybe I could convince everyone to do another ‘vote’. Gives me an excuse to blow the conch directly into Ralph’s ear drum.”
🩷
Jail @ask-ryder-emerson-lotf because he’s not escaping the allegations with how he’s acting
🩷
@ask-ryder-emerson-lotf has been jailed
“WHAT DID I DO—“
:(
“I’M TELLING MY DAD ON YOU…”
I DON’T DO COKE I DO PEPSI - Submitted by: fastman27
#FFACE8 #FF5AE3 #B31FE4 #47108F #12072E
@lord-of-the-bundle-of-sticks ….Sloth-
Oooo or it could be Lust
Lusloth /j
lusloth is so random im giggling
“Let’s date and not tell Ryder”
“SLOTH :(“
HAPPY PRIDE FROM THE ISLAND
“Oh so THIS is what Pride Month is…”
“…”
“ROGER YOU PUT THAT ROCK DOWN.”
Lotf OC spread two, electric boogaloo
Find your children!!
Everette from @everettes-requiem, Kikita from @kikita-answers-lotf, Frankie from @ask-franklin-shepherd, Tommy from @the-dead-kids
Ronnie from @the-dead-kids, Mary from @mary-lotf, Saoirse from @saoirsethebomb, Leslie from @ask-leslie-north-lotf
Ryder from @ask-ryder-emerson-lotf, Taylor from @taylor-wyndham-lotf-asks, Raven from @raven-at-sea, Nathaniel @ask-nathaniel-briteshboi-lotf
Ryder jumps and screams in joy
“AAAAA-“
“OH MY GOD I LOOK SO GOOD HEHEHEHEHE—“
“Oh hey it’s that kid that bites people.”
“ITS MEEEEEE EEEEEEE-“
“EMERSON PLEASE IT’S TOO EARLY FOR YOUR HALLUCINATIONS!”