do you think lust sounds funny or talks weird?
GASP
“Lust doesn’t talk weird or sound funny at all! How dare you say that?! I think that he sounds lovely!”
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do you think lust sounds funny or talks weird?
GASP
“Lust doesn’t talk weird or sound funny at all! How dare you say that?! I think that he sounds lovely!”
"Are you five?"
- 🔪 ( @finscadetkids )
“Do I look five to you? No. I’m sixteen.”
“Who even are you????”
RYYYYYYYDER!!!!!!!!! we've never met! my name is wilbur! you look so cool! your eyes are so green! my eyes are green too but WOW yours practically glow in the dark! your dad is john, right? my dad used to work with him! briefly, not for very long, but i saw him once or twice!
-wilbur
“O-oh! Um!”
“Oh wow, you talk like me…It feels weird being on the receiving end…No wonder why some find me annoying—“
“WAIT DID YOU SAY YOUR FATHER KNOWS MINE? Ahhh that’s so cool! :D”
“I don’t think my eyes can glow in the dark, but it’d be cool if they did! Some animals can kind of do that, did you know?”
“Anyways- Yes, my father is John Emerson, he’s still a cop to my knowledge, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen yours OR you before we landed though…Then again, father doesn’t talk about his work…”
“I’ll be sure to make you a surprise later for sure! What’s the surprise? You’ll find out! :)”
“In the meantime, d’you mind telling me about your life before we all landed? If you’re alright with that, of course! I’ve never actually met a nice uhm…ginger…Well actually— That’s not true, Gluttony exists…Oh! You should meet him sometime, he’s actually really nice! Unfortunately Merridew and that uh…what’s-her-name Irish girl aren’t very nice to me…But that’s to be expected when they suffer from—“
“Oh wait I shouldn’t saythatthat’soffensivetoyoubecauseyou’rea-…Nevermind!”
“I should stop rambling before I get in trouble, if you don’t get mad, then chances are Gluttony will and I don’t want to be on his bad side. Nobody does. I think he’s the tallest boy on the island!”
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@mccall-me-maurice made Wilbur, @lord-of-the-bundle-of-sticks made Gluttony, @freakyelf-ontheshelf made Saoirse
Hey Roger what’s going on
“Oh.”
“The Ryder guy? Last time I saw him, he was bein’ dragged by the twins into the woods. It’s none of my business, I’m not going to find him. I have more important stuff to do.”
“Roger! I need a spear!”
“Okay.”
Hey, have you ever heard of some kid named Norman Alexander? Green eyes, black hair, popular kid, friends with Roger and Jack? I was wondering if you knew about him or whatever.
“I don’t think I have, although I think it’s a little concerning that he’s friends with Roger AND Merridew of all people….I’m sure I’ll meet him soon!”
Waves arm repetitively
-Nathaniel Briteshboi
(AM I DOINF THIS RIGHT???)
“…Hi?”
“What do you need, little one? Do you something from me?”
Ah, good day to you, Mr. Emerson. I'm- um, I'm Asa Damon. Good grief, you're one of the oldest people on the island. Why aren't you chief? Surely if I was your age, I wouldn't take orders from children like Merridew or Ralph.
Oh! Uh, I'm the medic by the way. Or at least the medic for the bigguns, all the littluns keep Solanace's hands full. I'll have you know I'm quite knowledgeable on this sort of thing!
-🦉 (@ask-asa-damon-lotf)
(Solanace is Vincent Solance @/ask-the-medic-vincent)
“Oh hello, Asa! I-….OH.”
“I’m NOT doing NONE of that! Those kids do NOT need me leading them, that’s way too much pressure! Plus, it’s not like I’m actually following them, I’m just trying to survive, so if one o’ them has a good idea, I help them out!”
“….Are you not a child yourself? Taking care of other children. How hypocritical.”
“Oh, I wonder who this ‘Solanace’ is? Difficult sounding name…”
“Hm….Maybe I could convince everyone to do another ‘vote’. Gives me an excuse to blow the conch directly into Ralph’s ear drum.”
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I'ma break into your house and make you soup or smth.
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Nevermind
I'll just make something and give it to your mom
Anyway
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I'm going to make you feel better one way or the other
“They probably won’t let you in, much less…That.”