Ask Sadistic Colgate

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Ask-Sadistic-Colgate Finale

I recently had my laptop's hard drive fail and I lost a lot of things. Mostly college projects like my flash projects, games, and scripts. Fortunately, a lot of my important stuff was preserved elsewhere (although I did accidentally replace a file on my desktop). One of the things I managed to find was a script for a potential finale for my Ask-Sadistic-Colgate blog that I actually posted here back in 2019, although I'm not sure the exact date. And here it is:

Ask Sadistic Colgate Finale EXT. COLGATE’S DENTISTRY – DAY

We see a CLOSE-UP of the office DOOR. MINUETTE, a blue crystal mare, attempts to nail a CLOSED sign to the door. There’s a loud SMACK and the nail breaks in half.

MINUETTE: Oh fudge, I broke a nail!

COLGATE, a blue mare with a white and blue mane, standing behind her.

COLGATE: Wow, those doors really are indestructible.

MINUETTE: I still can’t believe you’re closing after being in business for so long. Especially after we just got these palace doors. So shiny!

COLGATE: Well I still live here, I'm just renting the office space to somepony else.

MINUETTE: Maybe I should I rent it. I could finally start my dream of running a bakery!

COLGATE blanks out, has visions of smoke and fire alarms.

COLGATE: Uh, coming from a pony who found her calling by cleaning tooth shaped rocks, you may want to find a new dream.

MINUETTE stares at her reflection in the doors.

MINUETTE: sigh Maybe you're right. This face doesn't look like the face of a baker, does it?

COLGATE: It looks more like a face that should be behind a computer screen reading clop fics, unaware that her boss was reading them with her.

MINUETTE blushes as her eyes grow wide.

PRINCESS LUNA, a female blue alicorn with a crescent moon cutie mark and stars in her mane, appears out of thin air behind COLGATE and MINUETTE.

PRINCESS LUNA: Hello everypony! Did I miss anything?

MINUETTE (panicked): AHHH! It's Nightmare Moon!

COLGATE: Seriously? She's been here…a lot, actually.

LUNA: Well, you know, I just thought I'd drop by and see how my favorite dentist is doing.

COLGATE levitates the "CLOSED" sign.

COLGATE: Well, we're supposed to be closed, but these doors are giving us a hard time.

LUNA: They are rather impressive, aren't they? So you're closed for the day?

COLGATE: Ever. I mean for-ever, actually.

MINUETTE: And we just got these really shiny palace doors!

LUNA: Out of curiosity, why are you closing?

COLGATE: I don't know. I think I need a break. Cleaning ponies' teeth isn't as fun as it used to be.

MINUETTE: What will you do? What will I do?

COLGATE: I guess I'll travel, learn new stuff, spread my wings, so to speak.

LUNA half hugs COLGATE with her wing.

LUNA: Well whatever you do, I wish you luck!

The three notice the sun beginning to set.

LUNA: I should be going. If I don't get back soon, my sister will send me to the moon.

MINUETTE: Thanks for stopping by! I hope I see you soon!

COLGATE: In your dreams, if you're lucky.

LUNA waves to the other two, and flies off into the distance. COLGATE and MINUETTE wave back.

MINUETTE: Wait, she knows she can just teleport back to Canterlot, right?

COLGATE: She's just showing off.

The sun gets lower in the sky.

MINUETTE: I'm really going to miss this view. Remember that big flash of light we saw awhile ago?

COLGATE: Yeah, that was…something.

Some time passes, and the sun sets and the moon rises.

COLGATE: Well it's getting late. I think it's time you head home.

MINUETTE: Yeah, I guess you're right. I hope I'll see you arou-what's that?

A large flash of light (similar to the one from the ask-king-sombra post) appears in the distance. After it dies down, a giant human appears before the ponies.

COLGATE: Oh, my, mod!

HUMAN: Hey, I'm just letting you guys know I'm ending your blog.

COLGATE: Wait, so that flash of light thing is true? It really does mean a blog is going to end?

HUMAN: Well it's true if I want it to be true. And in a few minutes all of this will cease to exist, so enjoy it when you can.

The HUMAN vanishes and the world begins to be engulfed by darkness. COGATE and MINUETTE hug each each other as their world slowly disintegrates around them.

NARRATOR: "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word, life, it means forever and that's a mighty long time. But I'm here to tell you there's something else, the afterworld.

The darkness consumes everything until only COLGATE'S and MINUETTE'S heads are visable, which turn to color.

NARRATOR: "A world of neverending happiness. You can always see the sun, day or night." - The man formerly known as Prince.

The very last panel will be completely black.

THE END

[ask-sadistic-colgate]

No comment, except that there a few typos in there.

[ask-sadistic-colgate]

So I kind of lied in my previous post. I do have one new thing that I hadn’t posted. This is a pic of Luna and Colgate getting a drink at a salt bar. It was meant to go with the first chapter of Colgate’s Bizarre Adventure, but I never finished it. While it was partly due to laziness and depression, the main reason I stopped writing it was because a lot of the stuff I though was “funny” and “clever” in my head was actually pretty awful. Will I ever finish it? It’s unlikely. Once MLP: FIM went off the air, I just sort of lost interest in everything related to it. But, I’ve been known to revive things every once in a while. Happy 2020 everypony! Don’t worry, ‘21 is going to be a good year.

[ask-sadistic-colgate]

I know it’s been several months since this blog has been updated, and over a year since a main entry has been uploaded, and I’m sorry about that. It’s been a mix of being busy and depressed. Since I don’t have anything new to share, here are some photos of the first comic I did before it was inked!

[ask-sadistic-colgate]

I NEED U BACK IN MY LIFE

You're coming on a little too strong. I'm not sure I'm ready for this kind of relationship.

[ask-sadistic-colgate]

Happy Friday the 13th everypony! Just a little sketch I did since I don’t post here too often.

[newguy37]

Just a little update video on things and life, etc.

[ask-sadistic-colgate]

In case you were wondering where I’ve been, I’ve been home. I think this video will give you more than enough information. I talk about the blog around the 17:00 mark.

[newguy37]

I haven't posted anything i a while, so here's a view of the first strip (not the first post) of @ask-sadistic-colgate, and the last one I worked on. It's not much, I know, but it's nice to see how much you've changed over the years.

[newguy37]

Since it’s Halloween, I decided to doodle a ponified version of the theatrical poster for Roger Corman’s “The Terror” in loving memory of Dick Miller, who appeared in a lot of B-movies. I had to take a picture since the paper is too big for my scanner.

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Ha! The princesses are missing their crowns! I decided to upload this instead of answering actual questions. Happy Nightmare Night, everypony!

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[newguy37]

Since MLP: FIM ended last week, I thought I'd show some of the behind the scenes stuff for @ask-sadistic-colgate as well as the unfinished Finale: Part 2. I apologize for the video quality, but I had to keep the file size under 100mb to upload it to tumblr. Enjoy!

[ask-sadistic-colgate]

I hate to say it, but this is probably the closest to an ending that you'll get.

[newguy37]

I'm sorry for not posting anything for a while. A lot of stuff has veen going on in my life. So just to prove I'm not dead, here's a brief preview of part 2 of the finale.

[ask-sadistic-colgate]

Silly Minuette, you can’t eat a toothbrush!

Anyway here’s a late happy birthday pic for @askbananapie! Well, late for him, it’s 9:20pm here.

[newguy37]

Look at all this stuff I got! I even got a custom hotel key!

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Some doodles I did at BronCon. I wanted to do art requests for people, but there were rarely any tables available in the lobby, so I just played lots of Rock Band 3.

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I even drew a pic of the BronyCon mascots for the shrine!

[newguy37]

I went to the last BronyCon ever, and while I didn’t take too many pictures I did manage to get a bunch of this massive farewell shrine. Rest in Peace!

[ask-sadistic-colgate]

Update

I was planning on having the next part up by Saturday, but between work, important stuff, and a lot of things related to my birthday coming up in 2 days, I may be a little late on that deadline. You might end up getting some pointless anime filler in the meantime.