Saint Gilbert of the Basement

Saint Gilbert the Awesome. The Encourager. Patron of Swords, Brotherhood, Righteous Rebellion, and Birds. Yeeter of tyranny and dickbags. I'll blog for your sins. ||Founder of the Saintalia au || Prussia ask blog || this au isn't meant to be offensive to anyone of any religious background we just want to have a good time and give advice || this particular blog will be more lighthearted and shitposty ||

[pondweeds]

[sandersstudies]

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

[hymnsofheresy]

Protestant sanctuaries be like:

“Get rid of the Mary imagery. We can’t let people know that women EXIST”

[livingdeadpoetssociety]

“What could you possibly miss about Catholicism?”

[sandersstudies]

This final one is possibly my favorite addition to this post.

[leathersama]

✏- ask-saintalia-prussia

@ask-saintalia-prussia

[ask-saintalia-prussia]

It's not the sword in your hands that matters!!!!! Its the sword in your heart that counts most!!!

That being said inserting a real physical sword into your heart is highly discouraged!!!

[by-grace-of-god]

The mystery of icon-preserving bees

For a decade, a beekeeper near Athens, has kept a tradition: every spring, he slips icons of Christ, the Holy Virgin and different saints in his beehives, in order to bless his bees and his yearly honey production. And every year, the very same mysterious phenomenon occurs: bees make their honeycomb cells around the pious images, meticulously avoiding covering them. 

[heartseeker]

[mother-of-marigolds]

@ask-saintalia-prussia

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@ask-saintalia-russia

[innactivebloggyy]

Reblog this if you are a hetalia ask blog

[ask-schoolmaster-alfred]

✏ - ask-saintalia-prussia

When the visage is only a bust, no one knows that you wore your pajama pants. @ask-saintalia-prussia

[ask-saintalia-prussia]

What can I say its business casual

-Saint Gilbert

//omg I love it thank you so so much its amazing!!!!you're so talented!!!!

[ask-saintalia-lithuania]

Hello There!

Why hello there! I’m new here and I hope you don’t mind my presence! I’ll answer questions by at least after my next post! I’ll so you all soon. Also, feel free to send in any questions for the current moment.

[ask-saintalia-nyopoland]

callout post for @ask-saintalia-prussia you said we’ll watch veggietales every friday and its past a lot of fridays where is my HECKING VEGGIETALES 

[ask-saintalia-prussia]

Did you do the dishes?

[ask-saintalia-nyopoland]

did the dishes ask to be done?

[ask-saintalia-prussia]

So that’s a no.

[ask-saintalia-nyopoland]

if u put veggietales on i’ll do it

[ask-saintalia-prussia]

That's not how this works dont make me call Ivan

[ask-saintalia-nyopoland]

callout post for @ask-saintalia-prussia you said we’ll watch veggietales every friday and its past a lot of fridays where is my HECKING VEGGIETALES 

[ask-saintalia-prussia]

Did you do the dishes?

[ask-saintalia-nyopoland]

did the dishes ask to be done?

[ask-saintalia-prussia]

So that's a no.

[ask-saintalia-nyopoland]

callout post for @ask-saintalia-prussia you said we’ll watch veggietales every friday and its past a lot of fridays where is my HECKING VEGGIETALES 

[ask-saintalia-prussia]

Did you do the dishes?

[ask-saintalia-prussia]

Dear Jesus,

Thank you for the extra chicken nugget in my happy meal.

Respectfully

Gilbert

[realheroart]

who wants their muse drawn as a disney princess/prince

ya girl is in the mood to draw cute ballgowns and the like and all I draw is amelia lmao

[ask-saintalia-prussia]

//👀👀👀

[ask-saintalia-prussia]

Dear Jesus

Please make Lorenzo put on some clothes that aren't my bedsheets.

Respectfully

Gilbert

// @ask-saintalia-romano

[ask-saintalia-prussia]

Dear Jesus,

What is a furry?

Respectfully,

Gilbert

[shamelessdelusioncycle]

how i imagine this scene in the Bible actually went

Jesus appearing to the 12 in a locked room after the crucifixion: Peace be- stop screaming it’s just me- Peace be with you

[ask-saintalia-prussia]

Soap soup

No!!!!!!!

-Saint Gilbert