the cage life

I'm coming out... of the cage and I'm doing juST FINE ((I track the tag asksassymichael and ask sassy meaner))

[ask-sassy-michael]

do u ever look to the sky and think "wow i wonder what my disembodied nipple is doing rn" becAUSE SOMETIMES I DO

I missed you too :')

[ask-sassy-michael]

me and bucky barnes have a couple of things in common

Like ur both in love with Steve Rogers ik man aren't we all But seriously do something about ur missing appendages this is weirding me out

[ask-sassy-michael]

sorry you had to find out this way…….

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

(farts seductively)

i can see why adam left u for a pineapple

[ask-sassy-michael]

too soon

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

sorry dude but u gotta man up and accept the fact that adam had a child with a pineapple

[ask-sassy-michael]

I’m not re a d y

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

we can do things that single people do like go to stripclubs actually lets not do that id just get flustered and embarrassed over naked boobers

[ask-sassy-michael]

and I get nervous when people touch me. like when u tried to teach me how to dAnce

and I ACCIDENTALLY ripped ur arms off

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

we’d be kicked out in the first two minutes bc u ripped the ladies arms ofF WHO DOES THAT

[ask-sassy-michael]

I PANICKED OK???????????????/

WAIT

WHAT IF I RIPPED A BOOBER OFF

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

OH DAD THAT WOULD BE TERRIFYING LADY WOULD BE SO MAD AND W HAT WOULD SHE DO WITH ONE BOOBER OFF??????

[ask-sassy-michael]

IDK??? JOIN THE WOMEN OF THE AMAZON? OR WOULD I  HAVE TO LIEK RIP TH E O THE R ONE OF F TOO????????????

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

jFC JUST GET BACK TOGETHER WITH ADAM SO U DONT RIP ANY LADY BOOBERS OFF

[ask-sassy-michael]

I WANT TO RIP BOOBERS OFF JUST TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS OK

JUST ONCE

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

DO NOT RIP BOOBERS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ask-sassy-michael]

*RIPS UR BOOBER OFF*

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

I DO NOT HAVE BOOBER U RIPPED MY NIPPLE OFF

[ask-sassy-michael]

GOOD

[ask-sassy-michael]

How do we even have followers

[ask-sassy-michael]

oh i'll ass ur blog *winkity wonkity*

hwo A

*sWAeATS*

#NSFw!111!!!!! # SUPER PAoRN #SLIhTy ARuOSED

[ask-sassy-michael]

you geegs better get ur ass ur blogs

[ask-sassy-michael]

what if u were just chilling out somewhere and u slowly began to transform into a penis rocket-ship and u blasted off into space like nyooom

I’d ride that dick into infinity and beyond

[asksassygabriel]

if ur not dead can i not be dead 2/?

No go back in ur cage

[ask-sassy-michael]

:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

[shit-grace-says]

FUCK ME SOFTLY WITH A CHAINSAW

grace (via shit-grace-says)

[ask--sassy--adam-blog]

IM GONNA RIP UR MATE RIGHT OUT OF UR MATEHOLE MATE

U WANNa GO M8? I’lL BASH YE heAD IN! *waves arms around harmlessly in a very threatening manner*

[ask-sassy-michael]

ONLY I GET TO RIP BODY PARTS OFF STEP OFF SAMANDROOKFFVTSVHGDL

[asksassysheriffjody]

Hello yes I would like to turn myself in for the whole pineapple thing

Here it is. We finally have the conclusion to the pineapple debacle. I will detain you for a week to see if there are any hacking shenanigans reasons you’d like to recant your confession. After that, you will be tried by a jury of your peers, so I’d maybe find a lawyer if I were you.

[ask--sassy--adam-blog]

does this mean i get to stand in the victim box! that’d be so cool! I’ve been waiting my whole life for this moment!

[ask-sassy-michael]

Jk u can't arrest me now no undosies

[lordwhat]

[ask-sassy-michael]

Congrats on getting knocked up?

thANks you too!!!!1!11!!

[ask--sassy--adam-blog]

Is Michael going to have a pineapple child because you're his baby daddy?

don’t u dare even mention that or the non-existent fetus will get ideas

[ask-sassy-michael]

???????????????????????????????????????????????????

adam dont be a little shit im a bit emotional atm

[ask-sassy-sam-deactivated201412]

I never wanted this message to see the light of day but I’m going to post it as a PSA to show you what exactly I deal with on a daily basis

HOW ARE YOU AN ADULT

[ask-sassy-michael]

I THOUGHT I DELETED THAT SHIT WHEN I HACKED YOU OMFG

[ask-sassy-sam-deactivated201412]

you’re obviously not helping your situation by REBLOGGING IT AGAIN

[ask-sassy-michael]

tbh u arent eitHER CUZ U REBLOGGED IT TOO 

[ask-sassy-sam-deactivated201412]

I never wanted this message to see the light of day but I’m going to post it as a PSA to show you what exactly I deal with on a daily basis

HOW ARE YOU AN ADULT

[ask-sassy-michael]

I THOUGHT I DELETED THAT SHIT WHEN I HACKED YOU OMFG

[ask-sassy-sam-deactivated201412]

sassy michael is a sexual goddess if I were to be so lucky as to sleep with him, goddamn I would fuck the shitout of him and mke him tres uncomf by moanin his dads name

[ask-sassy-michael]

R u ok