well... lets do this one last time!
hello! my name is cecil robinson, and when i was 22 i... asked for an essay extension at the wrong time, witnessed an eldritch horror, and forced said horror to give me superpowers so i wouldn't go mad! afterwards i got rapidly familiar with aliens humans were never meant to know, and, as a result, i became the one and only screamspider. i think you know the rest...
i got unofficially adopted by my professor who happened to be hiding a murder-filled other life as the actual, proper chosen one of said eldritch being, i helped save a lot of people, i was forced to prevent the entirety of new york from being taken as test subjects, i was tortured by my patron god because i stepped on a piece of paper, i became intimately acquainted with the fact that everything i hold dear can be either killed or turned against me by beings that i can never truly hurt-
in spite of that, no matter how many times i get hit- no matter how much it hurts- i get back up again. a- and even if everything else gets stolen from me, they can't take that.
