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Sir, I would like to learn how to wear the power armor, but I couldn't find a normal trainers and so I appeal to you. Because you, as I can see, special in this matter.

You want me, a soldier, to teach you, a civilian, to use power armor.

Repeat that to yourself so you know how ridiculous that is.

got my power armor ready sergeant what is my job now

You will stand guard at the hangar, and you will do a damn fine job.

Dornan, can you tell me about the old Enclave?

You mean the Pre-War or Post-War?

I AM SERGEANT DORNAN.

What if the enclave invented the time machine?

We wouldn't be in this apocalyptic hell-hole, that's for damn sure. But we can only dream, son.

S-sir! P-p-private L-lockst-t-tock, Sir! [He is nervous.]

I AM NOT A SIR. I WORK FOR A LIVING, YOU MORON. I HAVE TO GO OVER THIS WITH EVERY NEW RECRUIT.

My mk 2 power armor has a giant gaping hole from a plasma rifle blast

Wh- how in the hell did you manage to do that? How on God's earth did you manage to make a hole that big with a PLASMA RIFLE?! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH FIREPOWER YOU NEED TO DAMAGE YOUR POWER ARMOR ON THAT SCALE?

REPORTING FOR DUTY! *Poops in your coffee* WHAT IS MY NEXT ASSIGNMENT, SERGEANT?

(PEOPLE HEAR SHOUTING FROM THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY)

((good night, i am sleep now.))

I'M YOUR REPLACEMENT!

A replacement, huh? What's your name, soldier?

((SERGEANT! I'LL HAVE YOU EATING DANGER AND SHITTING OUT VICTORY BY THE END OF THE WEEK!))

((I ALREADY DO))

Anywho, how have you been since Navarro?

(old man Dornan here)

To be honest, kid, I'm not really sure. Things have been... heh. I have no goddamned idea how to describe it, son. That's a first for me. I'm not sure how I feel, seeing the Enclave crumble, but then again, I was able to realize how evil they really were.

Hello you must be the sergeant. I forgot my power armor agian

(throws arms up in the air; storms out) I AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT.

I sort of spilled your coffee while you were in the bathroom, Sergeant...

(sigh) Just get me a new one, then. And clean it up.

Oh, how creative. Calling people "moron". What, did the Chosen One cut your balls off?

Oh, a rebuttle involving my testicles. ARE YOU IN THIRD GRADE? DO YOU FIND THAT FUNNY OR ENTERTAINING? YOU ARE NOT A COMEDIAN- YOU ARE AN IDIOT.

((Due to canon issues, I will have 2 types of Dornan. Regular FO2 Dornan, and Remnant/OldMan!Dornan so everybody can interact!))

#ooc

Hey, you're pretty quite for a drill sarge.

Maybe that's because there's NOBODY TO YELL AT RIGHT NOW, YOU MORON.

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