Shamir Nevrand

Hello, i'm Shamir. Ask me about anything. (But not bugs. Anything but them.)

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

It seems like Alois is notifying students, knights, and professors about Linhardt and Male Byleth’s wedding preparations. I don’t know why this isn’t being done in secret, but Alois told me to spread the word. 

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

One day, when you are older, you could get hit by a boulder. And when you're lying there screamin' "come help me, please", the seagulls will poke your knees.

...okay.

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

You look like that one character from "asexual anonymous."

You’re... actually right.

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

If you were far away, can I call you Shafar?

...Alois, is that you?

[ask-alois-rangeld]

Surprisingly not Shanear.

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

...Oh no. The puns are getting worse, Alois. *sigh*

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

You're adorable.

...Thanks.

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

So you and Catherine huh To two make a great couple

Well I wouldn’t call us a couple, but you could say we make good partners.

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

If you were far away, can I call you Shafar?

...Alois, is that you?

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

*gets on one knee* Marry me? 💍

Hah. Nice try. Catherine would probably get mad at me if I took a partner other than her. But if there was another world in which Catherine didn’t know me, and I stayed in Dagda, than yes. Gladly. I would marry you.

[ask-alois-rangeld]

[Feigned Distress] Catherine’s your Partner? You’ve been going on missions behind my back? HOW COULD YOU SHAMIR?!

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

Heh. You’re a good partner and teacher, Alois. Sorry I didn’t mention you.

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

If you have a stack of bones, is it called a boner?

I wouldn’t know. Ask Hubert. He seems like he could answer that one.

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

What's your favorite bug?

I’d... prefer not to answer that question. It’s true I don’t think about bugs that often, but they are still... unsettling.

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

Since you traveled the world of you seen or meet of the hero king Marth

Marth... who? I don’t know this person.

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

Hey, Shamir! Heads up! There have been guys in Hyena masks going after and kidnapping people with Crests! They already got to at least two people, a student and a knight!

Dammit. How could we not have noticed the thieves? If they killed either the student or the knight, they’ll pay. I’ll alert the others, and we’ll head out.

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

*gets on one knee* Marry me? 💍

Hah. Nice try. Catherine would probably get mad at me if I took a partner other than her. But if there was another world in which Catherine didn’t know me, and I stayed in Dagda, than yes. Gladly. I would marry you.

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

*Pats head*

WHA- Oh. It’s just you. You’re lucky I don’t have my bow on me right now, or else there would be a different outcome. 

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

I assume you know everything that's going on at the monastery?

I do, although I feel like there is a major secret about Byleth that Rhea is hiding from the whole monastery. Seteth has been worried the most about it, but why should I even be thinking about that? 

[ihavesomethingtoaskofyou]

You didn't hear this from me but Alois is encouraging underage drinking

...

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

...I’ll stop him

[ask-shamir-nevrand]

*Pats head*

WHA- Oh. It’s just you. You’re lucky I don’t have my bow on me right now, or else there would be a different outcome.