Site-61

The Antarctic Nothing. Full of... well... mostly morons, actually. Go ahead. Ask them. What do you wish to know... ...or see them do since again, most of them are gay, probably autistic, and most definitely do not question things twice.

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LIST OF IMPORTANT POSTS! UPDATED AS SEEN FIT.

Huh. Y'know, @brightshaw-shipper has been scrolling through my blog recently and.. one of the posts they liked reminded me that.. I fini

WALKER'S SUPER COOL INTRO TO THE PEOPLE OF TUMBLR!!!!

"Uh, hi! Hello everyone! This is Site Director Benjamin Oliver Walker speaking! Now, I'm not to be confused with D-9341 - or Chaos - no, uh

Don't worry. Nothing prompted this. I just wanna lay some ground rules. :) 1. This blog is NOT that serious. Site-61 is built upon not

I wanna say something about this post that isn't related to the OC (THEY'RE COOL THO LOOK AT THIS PERSON'S OC OR I'M GONNA RIP YOUR THROAT O

An important message to askers. Thank you for your cooperation and continued support + understanding of Site-61 in this time of uncertainty.

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I am Mr.Free.

"NO YOU DON'T! Get back in the crate."

- Dr. Wondertainment

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=>:oh my goodness

"Hey! So...

...why does your message feel REAALLY fascist??

..and why does it smell like horses.

Tumblr is magical. Truly magical."

- Site Director Benjamin O. Walker

//OOC BUT ANON.. IS THIS YOU? THIS YOU RIGHT HERE????

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"AND WE'RE BACK!!

So sorry everyone for Wondertainment's Antics! :,(

I'm sure I've gotten him logged off by now though! and so sorry for our break. April has been VERY taxing on all of us — be it the current state of the world, The Foundation becoming increasingly unstable, or—"

"YOOOOU NEEDING ANOTHER BREAK?"

"WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT YOU GOT LOCKED OUT??"

"NAH! AH! AH!! YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME SO EASILY, WALKIE-TALKIE!"

"WH.. AUAGAISHSJ. I'M.

Okay. That's. That's fine. Whatever man."

- Site Director Benjamin Oliver Walker and Dr. Wondertainment

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Have any of you heard of… the Scarlet King?

"Oh yeah. His cult asked me for sex toys of him once.

They paid me nicely, too. Pleasure doing business if it's you guys again! ;)"

- Liddy Doves

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”Dr. Bright. I have seen your search history.”

"AS HAVE I!!!"

- Dr. Wondertainment

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*The other statue scp’s are animalistic. But I’m very sentient. You don’t know real beauty. You look away and close your eyes because you think I am ugly. So I snap your neck as revenge. I could move but I don‘;’t. I am beautiful.*

"I'm going to make a body pillow of you for this ask, 173."

- Liddy Doves

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What are thing Dr Bright is allow to do?

"CONSIDERING I'M IN CONTROL OF THE SITE NOW (don't worry i made sure to calmly get walkie-talkie to relax and take the day off with that little husband of his :D) EVERYTHING!! HE CAN DO EVERYTHING HE WANTS!!!!"

- Dr. Wondertainment

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Dr. Clef’s search history:

"how to get a statue to love me"

"How to make a chainsaw cannon leave lasting painful effects"

"What lines to use to flirt with a statue"

"Thanks. I'll sell this to MC&D for a profit."

- Liddy Doves

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"RRRRRRAAAAANDOM MIDDAY POST!!!

I HOPE NOBODY MINDS, BUT WE'LL BE SEIZING THIS PAGE FOR A GOOD WHILE!"

"or at least, until the end of the day."

"THEY DESERVE THE DAY OFF, AFTER ALL!! DON'T YOU AGREE, MY DEAR LINDSAY?"

"Liddy, Doctor."

"excuse me for thaT BUT ANYHOW!! THIS HAS BEEN AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE WONDERTAINMENT CORPORATION IN COLLABORATION WITH DOVES AND COMPANY INCORPORATED!"

- Dr. Wondertainment and Liddy Doves, respectively.

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“No simping at an SCP Foundation Site.”

"I... dooon't disagree?? I think??

I mean yeah don't simp for an object but also like.. crushes... exist?? are normal to have?? Just.. don't blindly worship other people??

This website is so confusing."

- Jimena Tennyard

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I am the anomaly of 1987!

"There are so many that can be. Can you people be more specific?"

- Dr. Jimena Tennyard, Foundation Associate Director of Psychology

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I’m 16. Please don’t let Dr.Clef near me!

"When did Clef start associations with Sir P. Diddy??

(also ignoring he hasn't actually done anything to minors as far as I'm concerned besides cull Greeners.)"

- Carly R. Colbert

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No, SCP-166 is the Fox Lady I think.

"Nah, nah, the water lady, surely!"

- Alexander Grimmes

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Gods exist.

"Oui! Besides just 343, multiple Messiahs exist! :)"

- Carly R. Colbert

"They're weird little entities. I like talking to the Roman ones, they're weird. Zeus is banned from 82 Foundation Sites though. So is Dionysus. Weirdly enough, though, Hades, Lucifer, Satan... you name them, aren't so..???"

- Jimena Tennyard

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"ARE THEY GONNA TOUCH ME I'M SCARED"

- Alexander Grimmes

"CALM ZE FAUCK DAUN?? HOW DO YOU COME TO THIS CONCLUSION??????????"

- Carly Rosè Colbert

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How much longer until the façade of normalcy cracks? How much longer will you keep them hurting? Quit pretending you've figured us out and just fucking listen to us.

I know it hurts, but there's a world of people that think we're disgusting out there. They're talking about pieces of us right now. I want them to see. How would they feel if they knew? It looks so familiar out there. Can we make it unfamiliar? Mutation, castration, smooth outlines and bugging eyeballs. I'm very curious.

"Can you repeat that I was watching Hetalia <3"

- AR50N

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