"Alright, startin from the top, since I don't think I ever properly introduced myself. Name's Spinneret. I'm what cretins call an 'unreformed' changeling. I'm female, I work as a janitor at Rich's Barnyard Bargains, and I have killed one pony. My dream is to become a pop star."
"Is there anythin else you all would like to know about me?"
"Oh! I'm also a lesbian. I like mares."















