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@ask-ss
Benny: hello! Nice to be here on such a lovely afternoon!
Marvo: you finally got a tumblr… huh?
Nightmare: wait what the fuck?!
Cassidy: LAUNGUAGE!
(check out the sister blogs @ask-gc & @nick-and-cass)
(Askable character’s bellow the cut)
Springtrap thinking that he’s about to kill Michael: sorry it had to end this way, Michael.
Nightmare: *form behind the office window* No your not!
Dr Miller: What do we do when we're sad?
Cassidy: Base your characters off of the people that upset you and brutally kill them all off.
Dr Miller: No
Cassidy: *starts writing in notebook*
[at the neurosurgical clinic for Kasey’s Cranioplasties]
Kasey *high*: [tipping the surgeon a 20] mmm be a doll and make the incision a little deeper?<3 ive always had a thing for lobotomy...~
Susie: [tipping the surgeon a 100] she is already very stupid. please do not.
A black bear with a yellow hat and bow tie pops up “do you have any ibuprofen? I have a headache.” He seems to have one of his eyes hanging out of his eye socket
“I can get some! May I help you put your eye back in after?”
Nightmare:… yes please…. Thanks…
Of course! *she brings Nightmare some ibuprofen* do you… are you going to dry swallow it, or do you need something to drink? Juice, water, machine oil, perhaps?
Nightmare; Oil tastes bad, and water gives me cramps, can I have juice? Ooh, do you have any sweet tea?
We have tea with sugar I could make! Daddy threw out all the American sweet tea. He said it wasn’t real tea…
Nightmare:… well now I feel bad…
It’s okay! It is a funny topic in our house!
Nightmare *morphing into a smaller firm resembling a human child with a red rabbit mask*: sweet tea just reminds me of my mommy….
Stay here just a moment, okay? *she teleports away, then returns a moment later with a gallon of Milo’s sweet tea.* Papa claimed this was the best.
Nightmare: thank you…
A black bear with a yellow hat and bow tie pops up “do you have any ibuprofen? I have a headache.” He seems to have one of his eyes hanging out of his eye socket
“I can get some! May I help you put your eye back in after?”
Nightmare:… yes please…. Thanks…
Of course! *she brings Nightmare some ibuprofen* do you… are you going to dry swallow it, or do you need something to drink? Juice, water, machine oil, perhaps?
Nightmare; Oil tastes bad, and water gives me cramps, can I have juice? Ooh, do you have any sweet tea?
We have tea with sugar I could make! Daddy threw out all the American sweet tea. He said it wasn’t real tea…
Nightmare:… well now I feel bad…
It’s okay! It is a funny topic in our house!
Nightmare *morphing into a smaller firm resembling a human child with a red rabbit mask*: sweet tea just reminds me of my mommy….
A black bear with a yellow hat and bow tie pops up “do you have any ibuprofen? I have a headache.” He seems to have one of his eyes hanging out of his eye socket
“I can get some! May I help you put your eye back in after?”
Nightmare:… yes please…. Thanks…
Of course! *she brings Nightmare some ibuprofen* do you… are you going to dry swallow it, or do you need something to drink? Juice, water, machine oil, perhaps?
Nightmare; Oil tastes bad, and water gives me cramps, can I have juice? Ooh, do you have any sweet tea?
We have tea with sugar I could make! Daddy threw out all the American sweet tea. He said it wasn’t real tea…
Nightmare:… well now I feel bad…
A black bear with a yellow hat and bow tie pops up “do you have any ibuprofen? I have a headache.” He seems to have one of his eyes hanging out of his eye socket
“I can get some! May I help you put your eye back in after?”
Nightmare:… yes please…. Thanks…
Of course! *she brings Nightmare some ibuprofen* do you… are you going to dry swallow it, or do you need something to drink? Juice, water, machine oil, perhaps?
Nightmare; Oil tastes bad, and water gives me cramps, can I have juice? Ooh, do you have any sweet tea?
A black bear with a yellow hat and bow tie pops up “do you have any ibuprofen? I have a headache.” He seems to have one of his eyes hanging out of his eye socket
“I can get some! May I help you put your eye back in after?”
Nightmare:… yes please…. Thanks…
Benji: my ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose
Susie and Kasey 4 year old Chloe : You know mommy and mama are gay, right?
Chloe: Yes I know.
Susie and Kasey : Okay what does "gay" mean?
Chloe: Very very old.
Jeremy; *is having a rough night*
Nightmare: *manifest* Do you blame yourself?
Jeremy: *startled* What?
Nightmare: well it’s quite common in this situation for a person to feel a kind of guilt…
Jeremy: *visibly perturbed*… what situation?
Nightmare: *looking solemnly while having the slightest smile* the accident…
*talking about ennard (minus Elizabeth of course)*
Mike: is there anyway we can get rid of them
Nightmare: not with out cause Michael.
Mike: I have cause, it is because I hate them
Benji whenever he gets asked out: The forces of darkness don't have time for romance. What kind of question is that?
Nightmare animatronics: *ransacking the kitchen*
Michael: put Your minions away bud, I’m just here for the chicken wings
Nightmare: *looks at Michael with mix of anger and Disappointment* There are no Chicken wings.
Circus baby: it’s good to have the whole squad back together
Nightmare: Squad? Ugh, talk like that is why we’re all dead.
Circus baby: What? Were all on the same team here
Mangle: nah it’s kinda cringe when you do it, girl.
Mike: Listen Charlie, I love you but… grape flavor sucks.
Charlie: How dare you sir.
Nightmare: those are bold words coming form a grape flavored human
