ive returned from the depths of your basement, steve, i must reacquire my fucking knees, and SINCE you so brutally stole them im going to take your left shin
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@ask-steve-madarius
ive returned from the depths of your basement, steve, i must reacquire my fucking knees, and SINCE you so brutally stole them im going to take your left shin
"I think the fuck not" steals your toe bones
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"oh........................ is creating your own cult/religion a scandal?....................... what about creating an underground kingdom?.................................... OH! I KNOW! I'VE FU-"
❤️?
"Well, uh, that's a very hard question to ask, um, ya know? I mean, um, there are a lot of people that I guess you could say I have a 'crush' on, um.........." Steve is the type of person that if you speak to him in a nice manner he is automatically in love with you. He is a freaking puppy when it comes to loving someone. He gets crushes really easily
Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets
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📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like
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🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse
❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!
Send 🌟+ any random word and my muse will talk about a memory associated with that word.
This got some traction on my Joseph blog sooo
Reblog for an ask from the prosecutor that haunts a guilty minds nightmares
Aka that chill dude with the angery crow stand
"Excuse me, I think this wallet belongs to you, I tried to return it but you'd seemed to have left the mall when I tried to find you...if you don't mind me asking, did you realize it was even gone?"
Steve is holding multiple bags of items from said mall. As steve stands there, thinking, he realizes he accidentally stole all of this. "oh shoot." He grabs the wallet and shoves it into his pocket "um, no I didnt notice and I definitely didnt steal all of this"
@josephrivera-jojo-au-oc
"I didn't...ask if you stole anything?"
Joseph got a confused look on his face, the sound of jet engines warming up sounding as his stand was prepared to come out
"oops" Steve started to hear jet engines, he looked around to see if there were any planes nearby but the source of the sound was the dude. "Ah shoot" Steve's fight of flight kicked in. His stand decided fight. 39 Steve clones suddenly appear, surrounding joseph. "I dont want any trouble"
"well if you give yourself up willingly there won't be any!~"
His stand appeared, the thrusters on its elbows roaring, the turbines on its shoulders whipping up a fierce with and the visor on its face locking on to each clone as it cracked it's knuckles
"don't stop me now loves a good fight though so it's your call"
"I am just a man who forgot to pay for his chicken nuggys, and with that I shall SCATTER" while he was talking Steve distributed his items among his clones. They all sprinted for their lives. In a few seconds the streets were empty, except for Steve's wallet
"hm, have it your way then, DSMN!"
the stands shoulder pads opened and launched scrambling missiles, while the two were talking the stand had been locking on to each clone, Joseph simply waited as the missiles tracked their targets
The missiles didnt even have to reach steve as while he was running he wasnt paying attention and ran into a wall. A loud audible "OW" can be heard just down the street. All the clones disappear and all the items they were carrying fall to the ground. Multiple shattering bottles and boxes hitting the ground can be heard. "Dangit, all the stuff I bought aka accidentally stole"
The stands a flew over and grabbed Steve by his shirt collar, hoisting him up so his legs wouldn't touch the ground as Joseph walked up
"you done running buddy?"
"Well there is a very big difference between running and speed walking. You see running is when for a slight moment both of your feet are in the air while speed walking you make sure that one foot is planted in the ground before you raise the othe-" he continues rambling about the difference in running and speed walking to prolong his early demise
The stands detached hand just lifted him up even higher to show Joseph's waning patience, the stand itself even looking peeved despite not having a visible face
Alright, steve is about to become a criminal. Multiple steve clones appear and yell "VIBE CHECK" as one hits Joseph in the head with a baseball bat, another grabs Steve's wallet and another prepares to catch Steve. "The vibes I'm picking up are bad" one clone says before hitting Joseph with a bat again
Joseph just doesn't budge, he's taken building debris to the spine so a bat wouldn't hurt too much, Joseph simply looks down at the clone with the bat, takes said bat, and breaks it
"I'm assuming that bat was stolen too?"
The stand dropped Steve as Joseph caught him, the stand taking its time to ora-ora some clones
"well, atleast this death will be a lot more enjoyable than a slow painful one on this dying earth. Also, the bat was my own actually. My house is like around the corner. Also, bye!" Steve goes away with a poof, revealing it was a clone all along! Steve's clones isnt his stands only power, his stand also tells him what to do so things can go his way! His stand told him to let a clone take his place. This is what led to 'Steve' crashing into a wall. Steve should really commend his father for passing on the trait of the power to tell what will happen next.
"Excuse me, I think this wallet belongs to you, I tried to return it but you'd seemed to have left the mall when I tried to find you...if you don't mind me asking, did you realize it was even gone?"
Steve is holding multiple bags of items from said mall. As steve stands there, thinking, he realizes he accidentally stole all of this. "oh shoot." He grabs the wallet and shoves it into his pocket "um, no I didnt notice and I definitely didnt steal all of this"
@josephrivera-jojo-au-oc
"I didn't...ask if you stole anything?"
Joseph got a confused look on his face, the sound of jet engines warming up sounding as his stand was prepared to come out
"oops" Steve started to hear jet engines, he looked around to see if there were any planes nearby but the source of the sound was the dude. "Ah shoot" Steve's fight of flight kicked in. His stand decided fight. 39 Steve clones suddenly appear, surrounding joseph. "I dont want any trouble"
"well if you give yourself up willingly there won't be any!~"
His stand appeared, the thrusters on its elbows roaring, the turbines on its shoulders whipping up a fierce with and the visor on its face locking on to each clone as it cracked it's knuckles
"don't stop me now loves a good fight though so it's your call"
"I am just a man who forgot to pay for his chicken nuggys, and with that I shall SCATTER" while he was talking Steve distributed his items among his clones. They all sprinted for their lives. In a few seconds the streets were empty, except for Steve's wallet
"hm, have it your way then, DSMN!"
the stands shoulder pads opened and launched scrambling missiles, while the two were talking the stand had been locking on to each clone, Joseph simply waited as the missiles tracked their targets
The missiles didnt even have to reach steve as while he was running he wasnt paying attention and ran into a wall. A loud audible "OW" can be heard just down the street. All the clones disappear and all the items they were carrying fall to the ground. Multiple shattering bottles and boxes hitting the ground can be heard. "Dangit, all the stuff I bought aka accidentally stole"
The stands a flew over and grabbed Steve by his shirt collar, hoisting him up so his legs wouldn't touch the ground as Joseph walked up
"you done running buddy?"
"Well there is a very big difference between running and speed walking. You see running is when for a slight moment both of your feet are in the air while speed walking you make sure that one foot is planted in the ground before you raise the othe-" he continues rambling about the difference in running and speed walking to prolong his early demise
The stands detached hand just lifted him up even higher to show Joseph's waning patience, the stand itself even looking peeved despite not having a visible face
Alright, steve is about to become a criminal. Multiple steve clones appear and yell "VIBE CHECK" as one hits Joseph in the head with a baseball bat, another grabs Steve's wallet and another prepares to catch Steve. "The vibes I'm picking up are bad" one clone says before hitting Joseph with a bat again
"Excuse me, I think this wallet belongs to you, I tried to return it but you'd seemed to have left the mall when I tried to find you...if you don't mind me asking, did you realize it was even gone?"
Steve is holding multiple bags of items from said mall. As steve stands there, thinking, he realizes he accidentally stole all of this. "oh shoot." He grabs the wallet and shoves it into his pocket "um, no I didnt notice and I definitely didnt steal all of this"
@josephrivera-jojo-au-oc
"I didn't...ask if you stole anything?"
Joseph got a confused look on his face, the sound of jet engines warming up sounding as his stand was prepared to come out
"oops" Steve started to hear jet engines, he looked around to see if there were any planes nearby but the source of the sound was the dude. "Ah shoot" Steve's fight of flight kicked in. His stand decided fight. 39 Steve clones suddenly appear, surrounding joseph. "I dont want any trouble"
"well if you give yourself up willingly there won't be any!~"
His stand appeared, the thrusters on its elbows roaring, the turbines on its shoulders whipping up a fierce with and the visor on its face locking on to each clone as it cracked it's knuckles
"don't stop me now loves a good fight though so it's your call"
"I am just a man who forgot to pay for his chicken nuggys, and with that I shall SCATTER" while he was talking Steve distributed his items among his clones. They all sprinted for their lives. In a few seconds the streets were empty, except for Steve's wallet
"hm, have it your way then, DSMN!"
the stands shoulder pads opened and launched scrambling missiles, while the two were talking the stand had been locking on to each clone, Joseph simply waited as the missiles tracked their targets
The missiles didnt even have to reach steve as while he was running he wasnt paying attention and ran into a wall. A loud audible "OW" can be heard just down the street. All the clones disappear and all the items they were carrying fall to the ground. Multiple shattering bottles and boxes hitting the ground can be heard. "Dangit, all the stuff I bought aka accidentally stole"
The stands a flew over and grabbed Steve by his shirt collar, hoisting him up so his legs wouldn't touch the ground as Joseph walked up
"you done running buddy?"
"Well there is a very big difference between running and speed walking. You see running is when for a slight moment both of your feet are in the air while speed walking you make sure that one foot is planted in the ground before you raise the othe-" he continues rambling about the difference in running and speed walking to prolong his early demise
"Excuse me, I think this wallet belongs to you, I tried to return it but you'd seemed to have left the mall when I tried to find you...if you don't mind me asking, did you realize it was even gone?"
Steve is holding multiple bags of items from said mall. As steve stands there, thinking, he realizes he accidentally stole all of this. "oh shoot." He grabs the wallet and shoves it into his pocket "um, no I didnt notice and I definitely didnt steal all of this"
@josephrivera-jojo-au-oc
"I didn't...ask if you stole anything?"
Joseph got a confused look on his face, the sound of jet engines warming up sounding as his stand was prepared to come out
"oops" Steve started to hear jet engines, he looked around to see if there were any planes nearby but the source of the sound was the dude. "Ah shoot" Steve's fight of flight kicked in. His stand decided fight. 39 Steve clones suddenly appear, surrounding joseph. "I dont want any trouble"
"well if you give yourself up willingly there won't be any!~"
His stand appeared, the thrusters on its elbows roaring, the turbines on its shoulders whipping up a fierce with and the visor on its face locking on to each clone as it cracked it's knuckles
"don't stop me now loves a good fight though so it's your call"
"I am just a man who forgot to pay for his chicken nuggys, and with that I shall SCATTER" while he was talking Steve distributed his items among his clones. They all sprinted for their lives. In a few seconds the streets were empty, except for Steve's wallet
"hm, have it your way then, DSMN!"
the stands shoulder pads opened and launched scrambling missiles, while the two were talking the stand had been locking on to each clone, Joseph simply waited as the missiles tracked their targets
The missiles didnt even have to reach steve as while he was running he wasnt paying attention and ran into a wall. A loud audible "OW" can be heard just down the street. All the clones disappear and all the items they were carrying fall to the ground. Multiple shattering bottles and boxes hitting the ground can be heard. "Dangit, all the stuff I bought aka accidentally stole"
"Excuse me, I think this wallet belongs to you, I tried to return it but you'd seemed to have left the mall when I tried to find you...if you don't mind me asking, did you realize it was even gone?"
Steve is holding multiple bags of items from said mall. As steve stands there, thinking, he realizes he accidentally stole all of this. "oh shoot." He grabs the wallet and shoves it into his pocket "um, no I didnt notice and I definitely didnt steal all of this"
@josephrivera-jojo-au-oc
"I didn't...ask if you stole anything?"
Joseph got a confused look on his face, the sound of jet engines warming up sounding as his stand was prepared to come out
"oops" Steve started to hear jet engines, he looked around to see if there were any planes nearby but the source of the sound was the dude. "Ah shoot" Steve's fight of flight kicked in. His stand decided fight. 39 Steve clones suddenly appear, surrounding joseph. "I dont want any trouble"
"well if you give yourself up willingly there won't be any!~"
His stand appeared, the thrusters on its elbows roaring, the turbines on its shoulders whipping up a fierce with and the visor on its face locking on to each clone as it cracked it's knuckles
"don't stop me now loves a good fight though so it's your call"
"I am just a man who forgot to pay for his chicken nuggys, and with that I shall SCATTER" while he was talking Steve distributed his items among his clones. They all sprinted for their lives. In a few seconds the streets were empty, except for Steve's wallet
"Excuse me, I think this wallet belongs to you, I tried to return it but you'd seemed to have left the mall when I tried to find you...if you don't mind me asking, did you realize it was even gone?"
Steve is holding multiple bags of items from said mall. As steve stands there, thinking, he realizes he accidentally stole all of this. "oh shoot." He grabs the wallet and shoves it into his pocket "um, no I didnt notice and I definitely didnt steal all of this"
@josephrivera-jojo-au-oc
"I didn't...ask if you stole anything?"
Joseph got a confused look on his face, the sound of jet engines warming up sounding as his stand was prepared to come out
"oops" Steve started to hear jet engines, he looked around to see if there were any planes nearby but the source of the sound was the dude. "Ah shoot" Steve's fight of flight kicked in. His stand decided fight. 39 Steve clones suddenly appear, surrounding joseph. "I dont want any trouble"
"Excuse me, I think this wallet belongs to you, I tried to return it but you'd seemed to have left the mall when I tried to find you...if you don't mind me asking, did you realize it was even gone?"
Steve is holding multiple bags of items from said mall. As steve stands there, thinking, he realizes he accidentally stole all of this. "oh shoot." He grabs the wallet and shoves it into his pocket "um, no I didnt notice and I definitely didnt steal all of this"
@josephrivera-jojo-au-oc
Reblog if you want an ask from a dad friend!
Trying to Branch out my interactions more!
//bruh? Bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, I am freakin dying. I was honestly expecting only to have 5 followers. I'm glad that 20 people follow me now
//I accidentally deleted the ask I’m sorry! But it was just wammu tapping on Steve’s shoulder
Steve was just doing his thing, walking around, maybe talking to himself, trying to blend in as much as possible until Steve feels a someone tap his shoulder. He is startled at first thinking he did something wrong. He turns around and looks up at….. the immortal person! Steve is now looking up at them, intimidated “oh, uh, hey! Did I do something? Do you need help with something? I-if I did something wrong you can tell me” Steve is scared for his life
@divvine-sandstorm
Wammu raised his hands in a sign to calm the boy down. “Ah, no, you did nothing wrong. I just wanted to let you know that you dropped your wallet.”
Steve is still concerned until he sees his wallet “oh, OH! Thank you very much.” Steve takes the wallet “ I’ve been kind of tight on cash lately so thank you very much for picking it up…… um…… how can I pay you back, want some cash? I actually have a lot of cash I just put myself on a budget now”
“It is alright. I have no use for your currency.” He smiled. “I just know that it can be terrible if one looses their wallet.”
“oh it can be horrible! I could’ve gotten my identity stolen, all my cash gone, max out my credit cards, do multiple crimes under my name, just generally screw me over…. so even more the reason to give you something. Is there absolutely ANYTHING you would want” steve is looking up at wammu with a smile on his face. This man has unbelievable riches. He acquired it in a way that he was not certain on whether it was fraud or not
“Seriously, I do not need any payment. Perhaps just getting a coffee with me?” He offered. Wammu honestly didn’t need money, since he was paid by the Speedwagon Foundation and didn’t need many human things. Though he did love coffee.
“Only a coffee? Okay, let’s go. I’m sure there’s a place that sell coffee around here” Steve starts to walk, turning in a direction, stopping, facing both ways, thinking real hard, turning around, just constantly thinking about which way to to go and constantly going the wrong way and correcting himself. “Oh, here it is! The house of coffee”
“Ah, I cannot wait. Coffee is a guilty pleasure of mine.” Wammu smiled.
“Everyone has a guilty pleasure. Mine is cheap wine and dino nuggys, washes all the voices away. How do you like your coffee? Black? Sugar? Cream?”
“I like all coffee, but today I would like cream and sugar.” He was excited.
“Interesting” Steve goes up to the counter, orders 2 coffees, both with cream and sugar. Once they were done, Steve paid and gave one to wammu “enjoy”
“Thank you.” He took the coffee and took a sip, smiling.
"I'm glad you enjoy it but I have to go. I run on a non-existent schedule, it's kind of packed. Gotta blast! It was nice meeting you again" he runs out of the store, coffee in hand, off to get to some hijinks