Irony and Fish Trolls

An RP/ask blog for Bro, Cronus, Dave, and Eridan

[ask-striporas]

Eridan, Dave, what are the optimal cuddling clothes?

TG: haha wow this ask is from like a year ago i think sorry

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[ask-striporas]

Dave and Eridan how are you two so cute like jfc

((ERIDAVE MOD: Sorry Dave doesn’t look as good. I rushed on Dave because some people on my main blog were being hateful and saying my art sucks.No this is not a genderbend, it’s March so have hipsters in dresses.))

[ask-striporas]

ERIDAN: wwe need asks

DAVE: bro and cronus are working on answering theirs so the ask box is entirely empty ERIDAN: you can givve us dares or ask us personal questions DAVE: but the rule remains to keep asks for bro and cronus seperate from the ones for eridan and me

[ask-striporas]

ERIDAN: i havve discovvered somethin about davve DAVE: dont say it ERIDAN: as long as he wwatches the vvideo DAVE: dont ERIDAN: he can do the full dance from lucky star DAVE: nope i totally cant and never have tried dont listen to him

[ask-striporas]

DAVE: ever since the things he did before they wont trust him DAVE: so they know but not a lot of them are happy about it ((This was going to be digital, but my computer won’t work. So until it works again, I can only give sketches.))

[ask-striporas]

ERIDAN: haha do you get my joke? because a female barkbeast is a b— DAVE: eridan there are children here and you have never once actually asked to be called female so im pretty sure the joke doesnt work DAVE: anyway sorry these are really late but i dont think eridan will ever be a witch for halloween. and ill never be anything scary for reasons. but we take turns choosing every year and this year he chose ERIDAN: i see no children in the area

[ask-striporas]

DAVE: well we have halloween asks but we cant answer with pictures until tomorrow or the day after ERIDAN: wwe kinda didnt feel too great wwevve been stuck drinkin soda only. so THAT made us sick and noww that its hallowween wwe havve things to do DAVE: why is it that eridan and i got a bunch of asks for halloween but bro and cronus didnt get ANY

[ifellinthefandom]

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

[aphony-cree]

enter this into the Google search

site:<url of site where you read the fic> <a line you remember from the fic or character names plus a unique detail>

for example:

site:http://archiveofourown.org/ Todd Margo pedicure

Google will search only AO3 and tell you which pages contain the words Todd Margo and pedicure.

[kristenconner96]

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

[su-amedot]

For my fanfic fans

[ask-striporas]

[sephiramy]

The Character Wardrobe Meme

Send a number to my ask box along with a character of your choice, and I’ll draw up the ensuing ensemble! (If the character chosen wouldn’t wear the option given… go ahead and sub in something else!)

DRAW YOUR CHARACTER WEARING…

Underwear

Casual clothes

Work uniform

Night clothes

Swimwear

Formal gala garb

Lounging, lazy-time stuff

A party outfit

Date night threads

Something outdoorsy

Interview outfit

Tourist/travel wear

A costume!

Their sick day scrubs

Summer clothes

Winter clothes

Um, spring clothes?

Why not - fall clothes!

Workout wear

Last minute throw-ons

The most expensive thing they own

A fig leaf

Feel free to add, subtract, or alter as you please to fit your character bunch!

[ask-striporas]

((Send for Eridan and Dave only for now! I don’t know when Bro and Cronus will have time.))

[ask-striporas]

I need suggestions for fanfics. I will do fanfics for anything from the shipping page on march-ampora but probably no others.

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TG: it was basically dumb conversations like this while having a harry potter marathon CA: you do knoww i wwas actually serious wwhen i said that right TG: eridan when you get that tall ill probably be dead CA: nah youll just be an actual adult TG: 19 is an actual adult CA: …middle aged. you wwill be middle aged TG: and still short i stopped growing already CA: …i wwill be 3 times your height… TG: ANYWAY we need more asks because once again only bro and cronus have anything to answer in the ask box

[ask-striporas]

nonsexual acts of intimacy --- select from the following for my muse to respond to:

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕ : Holding hands

♖ : Having their hair washed by your muse

♗ : Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘ : Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙ : Sharing a bed

♚ : Head scratches

♛ : Sharing a dessert

♜ : Shoulder rubs

♝ : Reading a book together

♞ : Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟ : Patching up a wound

♤ : Taking a bath together

♧ : Your muse playing with their hair

♡ : Accidentally falling asleep together

♢ : Forehead or cheek kisses

♠ : Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣ : Back scratches

♥ : Your muse crying about something

♦ : Slow dancing

[sephiramy]

The Character Wardrobe Meme

Send a number to my ask box along with a character of your choice, and I’ll draw up the ensuing ensemble! (If the character chosen wouldn’t wear the option given… go ahead and sub in something else!)

DRAW YOUR CHARACTER WEARING…

Underwear

Casual clothes

Work uniform

Night clothes

Swimwear

Formal gala garb

Lounging, lazy-time stuff

A party outfit

Date night threads

Something outdoorsy

Interview outfit

Tourist/travel wear

A costume!

Their sick day scrubs

Summer clothes

Winter clothes

Um, spring clothes?

Why not - fall clothes!

Workout wear

Last minute throw-ons

The most expensive thing they own

A fig leaf

Feel free to add, subtract, or alter as you please to fit your character bunch!

[ask-striporas]

((Send for Eridan and Dave only for now! I don’t know when Bro and Cronus will have time.))

[sephiramy]

The Character Wardrobe Meme

Send a number to my ask box along with a character of your choice, and I’ll draw up the ensuing ensemble! (If the character chosen wouldn’t wear the option given… go ahead and sub in something else!)

DRAW YOUR CHARACTER WEARING…

Underwear

Casual clothes

Work uniform

Night clothes

Swimwear

Formal gala garb

Lounging, lazy-time stuff

A party outfit

Date night threads

Something outdoorsy

Interview outfit

Tourist/travel wear

A costume!

Their sick day scrubs

Summer clothes

Winter clothes

Um, spring clothes?

Why not - fall clothes!

Workout wear

Last minute throw-ons

The most expensive thing they own

A fig leaf

Feel free to add, subtract, or alter as you please to fit your character bunch!

[ask-striporas]

((Send for Eridan and Dave only for now! I don’t know when Bro and Cronus will have time.))

[ask-lord-caliborn-blog]

TG: i finally accomplished something ((Sketch by vivaciouspockets, lineart and coloring done by me. The trickster!Bro is also vivaciouspockets design. Who came up with this trickster!Cronus though?))