The Therapist Is In

If you are reading this, you have found the ask blog of Rose Lalonde; Seer of Light, enthusiast of obscure literature, and amateur psychoanalyst. By all means stay a while and chat. Your company would be most welcome.

[ask-a-porrim]

There’s no+ need to+ be shy. If yo+u have a questio+n, please speak up.

((Also, take a look at the blog info page to get acquainted with how things work around here!))

[askthejadeprince]

send in your queries. i dont havve all day.

[ask-tentacle-therapist]

GG: happy birthday rose!! GG: i got you a gift!! :D  GG: i hope your day is amazing!!!

ROSE: The journal is lovely. I will be sure to think of you whenever I use it.

[askthevioletmaid]

((Reminder that you can go here to check out the AU roster and see which blogs are available for creation! We love accepting new people into the fold.

Also a reminder that if you messaged me to reserve a character and I haven’t heard back from you, I will be taking reservations back off assuming people don’t actually make the blog they were interested in. It isn’t fair for me to hold blogs indefinitely if other people might want them.))

[ask-tentacle-therapist]

OOC Post: I'm Not Dead

Hey! I'm sorry for not making an announcement about this earlier, but I'm sorry for suddenly dropping off the face of the internet for like five weeks. I feel bad for not getting to everyone's Halloween dances, but I promise that if I didn't get to yours, it wasn't because I don't care or wasn't interested in your blog in particular. College has been crazy for me, and will probably continue to be for a little while at least. I also started a new ask/RP blog around a month ago which, I won't lie, is another pretty big reason why I haven't been around.

Depending on how much time I have over my Christmas holidays, I would like to finish the dances I owe and maybe post some other Halloween stuff as well. It'll be like two months late, but I figure that's better than never. Anyway, I just wanted to post something to let you guys know I still exist, and I'm still going to post things on this blog. Thank you for following, especially all of you new people who arrived recently and haven't been around for much of anything interesting so far. I promise to return with your much-needed dosage of snarky Lalonde goodness in not too long.

[askmoegido]

AA: please show me how to cast a spell rose

( ask-tentacle-therapist )

[applejuiceandpizza]

[ask-tentacle-therapist]

I think something dance-like can be arranged.

Assuming you can see well enough in that beak to navigate the dance floor.

((askerisoltroll))

[asktheroguehuntress]

:33 < but of course- what kind of black cat would i be if i passed up the chance to dance with the greatest enchantress efur?

:33 < put me under a spell, oh wise-one!

(( ask-tentacle-therapist ))

[ask-tentacle-therapist]

((I'm uploading all of these in a photoset so that I can clear out the individual asks, because they're kind of clogging the blog.))

[ask-tentacle-therapist]

Watch your step.

FUCK. I ALMOST STEPPED ON A TENTACLE.

ARE THEY MOVING?

Yes, Karkat. Clothing tends to when the wearer is also moving.

NO THEY ARE GODDAMN WRITHING. ROSE WHAT THE FUCK.

You've stopped dancing.

((askacarcinogeneticist))

[ask-tentacle-therapist]

Do you regret this at all? Bc I have some more sites that you could browse. ;)

((Don't tempt me. I have 8am class tomorrow.))

[ask-tentacle-therapist]

4 more old john+rose tumblr user tasteslikelemon aka wunderscheisse

((I was supposed to be finishing an assignment.

Now I am looking at Homestuck porn.))

[ask-tentacle-therapist]

Abshoalutely.

((askfaeferi))

[ask-lilgamzee]

I like your ensemble, by the way. The mask really rings with authenticity.

—-

GAMZEE: TrY aNd AsK kUrBrO :o(

KURLOZ: don’t bring me into this #:o/

[ask-tentacle-therapist]

I'm quite free. The night is still young, after all.

((askfefetatroll))

[soaringroaringdragon]

Shrina: *takes off mask*

Shrina: yeah… i send a few dance Rrrequests to a couple of my alteRrrnate’s fRrriends and i seem to have been ignoRrred oRrr otheRrrwise foRrrgotten. should’ve stuck to the shadows like always. the daRrrkness neveRrr fails me… this is why i stay undeRrrwateRrr most of the time. i can meditate and talk to my masteRrrs and only fRrriends moRrre easily down theRrre, what with no land dwelleRrr to distuRrrb me. oh well.

[of-the-damned-and-divine-deacti]

((Same here. The only one who actually reacted to my request was Draxia, and really? I sent over 20 because I knew that I would probably only receive 3 answers or so, but nothing at all is… well. Shit it is. Neither did the askblog receive any requests in return, and so I will just post a comic on 31st of how Tavros just leaves the masquerade because he’s left outside alone.))

[askfefetatroll-deactivated20200]

[[ WHISPERS YOU TWO NEED TO CALM DOWN CUZ IM WORKIN ON YER DANCES SADIASDJAD >:U ]]

[ask-tentacle-therapist]

((To anyone who has sent me an ask, I'd like to reassure you guys that I am working on responses; I've completed two so far and have five left to go. I intend to respond to all of the requests that I've received but I know I'm taking a while this time, so thank you for your patience. :u))