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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Claire Keane
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@askthejadeprince
your hair is stupid bruh
ERIDAN: oh and i suppose that makes you the expert on all things hair related nowwERIDAN: you can take your disrespectful fuckin attitude and shovve it up your wwaste chute wwith the rest a your shitty opinionsERIDAN: dont bother comin back eitherERIDAN: the likes a YOU are not wwelcome on my blog
)(i Eridan. )(ow've you been doing? 8)
ERIDAN: hey fefERIDAN: ivve been doin about as wwell as anyone can wwhile stuck on a meteor hurtlin through the endless fuckin vvoid for a swweep and a halfERIDAN: tryin to fit constructivve activvities in betwween vvisiting wwhichevver nightmarish fuckin bubble our endless parade a superfluous friend duplicates is inhabitin this timeERIDAN: wwhyERIDAN: havve you actually wweaseled out some method a preservvin your sanity for the trip
ERIDAN: wwait really ERIDAN: i mean not the scarf thing ERIDAN: i dont need any more scarvves ERIDAN: you actually wwant to hang out though ERIDAN: just the twwo of us
FEFERI: Of course we can )(ang out. 8)
FEFERI: We could’ve )(ung out before, you know. All you )(ad to do was ask, silly.
ERIDAN: yeah wwell ERIDAN: you alwways seemed so busy wwith the mayor or wwhoevver else ERIDAN: it didnt seem like the right time
)(i Eridan. )(ow've you been doing? 8)
ERIDAN: hey fefERIDAN: ivve been doin about as wwell as anyone can wwhile stuck on a meteor hurtlin through the endless fuckin vvoid for a swweep and a halfERIDAN: tryin to fit constructivve activvities in betwween vvisiting wwhichevver nightmarish fuckin bubble our endless parade a superfluous friend duplicates is inhabitin this timeERIDAN: wwhyERIDAN: havve you actually wweaseled out some method a preservvin your sanity for the trip
ERIDAN: wwait really ERIDAN: i mean not the scarf thing ERIDAN: i dont need any more scarvves ERIDAN: you actually wwant to hang out though ERIDAN: just the twwo of us
)(i Eridan. )(ow've you been doing? 8)
ERIDAN: hey fefERIDAN: ivve been doin about as wwell as anyone can wwhile stuck on a meteor hurtlin through the endless fuckin vvoid for a swweep and a halfERIDAN: tryin to fit constructivve activvities in betwween vvisiting wwhichevver nightmarish fuckin bubble our endless parade a superfluous friend duplicates is inhabitin this timeERIDAN: wwhyERIDAN: havve you actually wweaseled out some method a preservvin your sanity for the trip
FEFERI: I’m just c)(ecking up on you, silly.
FEFERI: Maybe you s)(ould read a book or sew somet)(ing. I usually just spend my time drawing or playing wit)( t)(e Mayor. Seriously, t)(at little guy is so muc)( fun! You s)(ould try )(anging out wit)( )(im, )(e’s a real sweet)(eart.
FEFERI: But I )(ave to agree wit)( you, being on t)(is meteor )(as gotten really boring.
ERIDAN: ivve BEEN reading books ERIDAN: ivve probably read half the books on this damn meteor by noww ERIDAN: and ill tell you wwhat fef most a them are full a carapacian dreck that evven lalonde wwould havve trouble givvin a shit about ERIDAN: i dont knoww wwhat evveryone is so wworked up about wwith the mayor either ERIDAN: he cant fuckin talk hes just sort of THERE
Which troll would you say had the greatest impact on you growing up?
ERIDAN: i dont knoww about other trolls havvin much a an impact on my wwigglerhoodERIDAN: like i havve explained prevviously i spent the first swweeps a my life in a remote sun scorched desert full a the hungry undeadERIDAN: it wwasnt exactly a thrivin social hub
ERIDAN: there wwas one person wwho i used to look up to thoughERIDAN: im not sure if he wwas evven a actual person if you wwant to get dowwn to the specifics he wwas some kind a puppet wwith a giant wwhite orb for a headERIDAN: he said he wwas my guardian and i guess he wwas evven though i didnt understand wwhat he meant at the time
ERIDAN: that guy is probably the reason i didnt end up zombie choww at the tender age a twwo and a halfERIDAN: wwhen i wwas small i used to sleep durin the day like a good little wwigglerERIDAN: only the sun made me restless so id end up wwanderin out into the sands in the middle a the fuckin dayERIDAN: he found me durin my wwanderings i guess and gavve me a little talkERIDAN: after that i did my roamin on prospitERIDAN: probably savved my lusus a lot a grief
What are your god tier powers?
ERIDAN: i dont vvery wwell knoww noww do i seein as howw i nevver reached itERIDAN: thats fine though i dont need a garish green swweatsuit in order to be a capable prince and kickass member of the teamERIDAN: i got the powwers a SCIENCE on my side ill take reliable powwers grounded in actual reality ovver fairytale nonsense any day a the wweekERIDAN: it seems to me that these god powwers people are ravvin about are probably complete fuckin horsefeathers anywwayERIDAN: the humans parade around in their fancy pajamas like the grand highblood in neww clothes but much like the old fable i can see right through them
ERIDAN: their bullshit i mean
ERIDAN: its fancy and impressivve but its not fuckin magicERIDAN: theyre just playin it up for attention believve me i knoww their kind
)(i Eridan. )(ow've you been doing? 8)
ERIDAN: hey fefERIDAN: ivve been doin about as wwell as anyone can wwhile stuck on a meteor hurtlin through the endless fuckin vvoid for a swweep and a halfERIDAN: tryin to fit constructivve activvities in betwween vvisiting wwhichevver nightmarish fuckin bubble our endless parade a superfluous friend duplicates is inhabitin this timeERIDAN: wwhyERIDAN: havve you actually wweaseled out some method a preservvin your sanity for the trip
What were the monsters of the desert like?
ERIDAN: wwhat the fuck do you think they wwere like anonERIDAN: they wwere evverywwhere basically crawwlin out a the sands like swwarms of insects and they wwere STRONG and BLOODTHIRSTY as SHITERIDAN: the only reason i survvivved long enough to learn my wway around a chainsaww is that my lusus kept em from evver wwandering too close to my hivveERIDAN: and since i livved in the middle a nowwhere it meant getting to civvilization for basically any reason wwas a gamble a life and deathERIDAN: frankly after six swweeps a dealin wwith hordes a heinous undead cutting down a bunch of fuckin giclopses and basilisks wwasnt evven a challenge
)(ey guys! )(ow’s it )(anging? 8)
:??< the ask pawx is open, i guess?
:))< nah, its open. fur realsies.
What are your three favorite colors?
ERIDAN: i try to givve most a them a chanceERIDAN: theres a lot a hues to choose from and wwhile ill admit some combinations can be pretty jarrin indivvidually evvery colour has its meritsERIDAN: i got preferences thoughERIDAN: jade obvviously ranks in the top threeERIDAN: go figureERIDAN: after that though i havve a fondness for wwhite and red
Who was your ancestor? Did he do anything famous?
ERIDAN: your guess is as good as mine anonERIDAN: im not as lucky as some trolls are wwho havve that shit fall into their laps out a nowwhereERIDAN: and tryin to go look for somethin like thatERIDAN: wwellERIDAN: theres no sane wway to go about itERIDAN: he wwas probably just one a the countless jadebloods wwho tended the hatching cavverns swweeps before i evver wwriggled out a my egg
ERIDAN: so much for that highblood bs about inheritin your ancestors destiny
ERIDAN: like youre such a shinin example a gracious benevvolence yourself
ERIDAN: come off it ter nobody really givves a shit about that stuff
ERIDAN: and for your information i HAVVE tried it
ERIDAN: its like i told you nobody wwants to givve me the time a day regardless
TEREZI: Y34H Y34H BLOOD COLOR PR1V1L3G3 4ND BLUH
TEREZI: LOOK1NG 4T TH3 WORLD THROUGH FUCHS14 T1NT3D GOGGL3S OR WH4T3V3R
TEREZI: (4lw4ys w1th th3 blood color w1th you p3opl3)
TEREZI: DO WH4T3V3R YOU TH1NK 1S B3ST THOUGH
ERIDAN: wwell thats wwhat ivve alwways done isnt it
Hey Eridan. What's up?
ERIDAN: oh you knoww
ERIDAN: using wwhat time i havve left to do some experimentation before the demon hunts us dowwn like a ravvenous shadoww dropper
ERIDAN: someone on this fuckin meteor should be tryin to make some scientific headwway at least and as alwways it looks like that burden falls to me
ERIDAN: at the vvery least wwhen he comes ill make sure im armed to the teeth
Riiiiiiiight. You know if you just god tiered like me then you wouldn’t have this pro8lem. Hell if the rest of you had god tiered then we would have never had this pro8lem to 8egan with!
ERIDAN: oh pointing fingers noww are wwe
ERIDAN: not all a us had the freedom to gallavvant around our session looking for treasure and getting ourselvves fuckin killed in petty disputes
ERIDAN: i wwould a KILLED for that kind a leisure time but in case you forgot i actually had duties a actual fuckin IMPORTANCE to fulfill
ERIDAN: namely the creation a a entire univverse it wwas kind a fuckin TIME CONSUMING
ERIDAN: its hard ter
ERIDAN: you dont see it cause you got the wwhole wworld arrayed in front a you like a wwrigglin rainboww coloured banquet
ERIDAN: but i havve to fight fang and claww just for a modicum a respect
ERIDAN: i got to PROVVE that im wworth anyones time just because im a middlin caste nobody takes me seriously
TEREZI: 1 GU3SS >:/
TEREZI: BUT YOU COULD H4V3 WORD3D TH4T B3TT3R
TEREZI: S33MS L1K3 MY WORKS CUT OUT FOR M3 THOUGH
TEREZI: H3R3S 4 L1TTL3 T1P FOR YOUR TROUBL3
TEREZI: H4V3 YOU TR13D B31NG N1C3 TO OTH3RS?
ERIDAN: like youre such a shinin example a gracious benevvolence yourself
ERIDAN: come off it ter nobody really givves a shit about that stuff
ERIDAN: and for your information i HAVVE tried it
ERIDAN: its like i told you nobody wwants to givve me the time a day regardless
Hey Eridan. What's up?
ERIDAN: oh you knoww
ERIDAN: using wwhat time i havve left to do some experimentation before the demon hunts us dowwn like a ravvenous shadoww dropper
ERIDAN: someone on this fuckin meteor should be tryin to make some scientific headwway at least and as alwways it looks like that burden falls to me
ERIDAN: at the vvery least wwhen he comes ill make sure im armed to the teeth
ERIDAN: i dont knoww if i wwould call that kind a attention anythin approachin popularity
ERIDAN: does it really count wwhen the only people wwillin to give me the time a day are total rejects
TEREZI: D3F1N1T3LY DO3SNT COUNT TO B3 HON3ST
TEREZI: K1ND4 F33L SORRY FOR Y4 TH3R3
TEREZI: BUT 4LSO K1ND4 NOT???
TEREZI: D3P3NDS ON WH4T YOUR 4NSW3R 1S GONN4 B3 1F 1 4SK
TEREZI: WH4T DO YOU M34N 1 WOULDNT UND3RST4ND
ERIDAN: its hard ter
ERIDAN: you dont see it cause you got the wwhole wworld arrayed in front a you like a wwrigglin rainboww coloured banquet
ERIDAN: but i havve to fight fang and claww just for a modicum a respect
ERIDAN: i got to PROVVE that im wworth anyones time just because im a middlin caste nobody takes me seriously
