You Need a Thneed!

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[cupofteasant]

The 12tre is running through my veins man. It just keeps on pumping.

((@asktheyoungentrepreneur ))

[asktheyoungentrepreneur]

Oh! Look at this! It’s us! @ask-the-2012-onceler :)!! You’re so talented! This looks amazing!

[asktheyoungentrepreneur]

ask-the-2012-onceler

Hope you also know you’re a terrible liar when you’re not selling. You don’t have to hide this sorta thing from me.

Darlin’~

Y’know I can’t hide anythin’ from you.

[asktheyoungentrepreneur]

Ain't it a little early for Halloween?

[SCREAM]

I-I heard that–….that today was…Halloween the First!!…?

[ask-the-2012-onceler]

….riiight. Hold that thought. [one quick sleuthing later]

Entre. Sweetheart. 

[asktheyoungentrepreneur]

Trust me.

I know.

[ask-the-2012-onceler]

Hope you also know you’re a terrible liar when you’re not selling. You don’t have to hide this sorta thing from me.

[asktheyoungentrepreneur]

Ain't it a little early for Halloween?

[SCREAM]

I-I heard that--....that today was...Halloween the First!!...?

[ask-the-2012-onceler]

....riiight. Hold that thought. [one quick sleuthing later]

Entre. Sweetheart. 

[ask-the-2012-onceler]

Where's entre?

Still running a successful corporation, I presume. Saw him in a commercial just recently. Not sure who his target audience was with that weird outfit, but anyhow. 

I’m proud of him.

[ask-the-2012-onceler]

water u planning to use the extra cottage space for?

I mean, a guy needs his proper living space, right? The tent’s practical and it’s got everything I need, but it was meant to be…temporary.

I’ll make good use of the extra space, somehow. The sky’s the limit here.

[ask-the-2012-onceler]

how old are you??

Old enough to date your mother. ;)

[ask-the-2012-onceler]

unlessed replied to your post “TWINK”

Yah there is kiddo

“Kiddo”.

Aren’t you, like, half my size. Almost didn’t see you there.

[ask-the-2012-onceler]

asktheyoungentrepreneur replied to your post “TWINK”

-snort-

I’m gonna stop you before you start, so zip it.

[ask-the-2012-onceler]

I never went anywhere to begin with.

I’m doing what I do best. Gonna keep on biggering....

.....my cottage that is.

I’ve got Mustache’s blessing on it, so as long as I regrow what I take down, it’s all hunky dory. 

[ask-the-2012-onceler]

TWINK

Excuse me. There’s nothing twink about me. 

[ask-the-2012-onceler]

miru667 replied to your post “Hey if you aren't gonna sell em', can I maybe, uh, have a thneed?...”

how many is a brazilian

Did I say braz--

Bazillion. A bazillion pancakes.

I’m gonna go cool down.

[ask-the-2012-onceler]

I thneed you to smile

[ask-the-2012-onceler]

Nice try, but I don’t have any illegitimate kids. I just know. Because....reasons.

[ask-the-2012-onceler]

Hey if you aren't gonna sell em', can I maybe, uh, have a thneed? Pretty please? ヾ(｡>﹏<｡)ﾉﾞ✧*。Sincerely, le Pancake Anon.

Uh, no, they’re not for distribution either. I don’t care if you give me a brazilian pancakes.

[ask-the-2012-onceler]

Can you handle the fangirls of yours?

The real question is, can the fangirls handle me?

Ka-pow.

I’ll be here all night.

[ask-the-2012-onceler]

how's the weather outside? 🌞

Imagine you’re a pop-tart, but instead of being put in a toaster for a minute, you’re in there for 10 hours.

Oh, and it’s not any better at night either.