Ask Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow

Just a little blog about little ninjas. If you're lucky, Mini-Snakey or Mini-Stormy might take time out of their training to answer any questions you might have.

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*Sleeping Phoenix - an Arashikage technique in which the user mimics death by dropping their heart-rate. Demonstrated by Storm Shadow in 'G.I. Joe: Retaliation' in the prison breakout scene.

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can we have a version of normal!snakes inner monologue about the mini!baby because i have a feeling thats pretty much golden

Here you go.

"OH MY GOD, OUR MINIS MADE ANOTHER MINI. How did this happen?! How do Mini’s even reproduce? Actually, I’d rather not know. Is this their way of saying that they think Shana and I should settle down? Oh my God, she’s holding a Mini-mini. How in the world am I going to tell General Hawk about this? Do I need to pay for child support? How much does child support for a baby Mini cost, anyway? More or less than normal child support? Gosh, I don’t know. How is Shana so calm about this?! What if she wants a child too? Oh my God, what if Shana also wants a child?! Does this make me a father or not, since technically I didn’t do the reproducing? What if our Mini’s expect us to care for it? I CAN’T TAKE CARE OF KIDS, MUCH LESS BABY MINI’S."

This was so much fun to type.

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Happy April Fools' Day, everybody.

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A Fond Farewell

Unfortunately, due to a Nutella shortage, a mini-red ninjas attack, and a sprained ankle from banana peels laid in my path by a Mini-Cobra Commander, I am forced under threat of death by mini-punches to discontinue drawing and updating Ask-the-Arashikage. 

Mini-Stormy wishes you all the best in life. 

Mini-Snakey... well... you'll see what he has to say.

From now on, I'll be drawing Cobra propaganda portraits of our dear Mini-Cobra Commander and posting them on another blog. Along with bunnies and rainbows and unicorns.

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Happy Valentine's Day from AsktheArashikage!

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Happy Holidays from AsktheArashikage!

From left to right:

Top: Mini-Jinx, Mini-Billy, Mini-Kamakura Bottom: Mini-Junko, Mini-Scarlett, Mini-Storm, Mini-Snake, Mini-Timber 

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Hint: It takes a little extra work to see spirits…

Fearless Master belongs to Karama9.

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Don't forget to snuggle someone this holiday season. 

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Happy Birthday: MY SISTER by oOBubbleBirdOo

Look, it's Mini-Stormy hiding in a snowman. :D 

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