Ask Thor & Loki

Greetings, Midgardians. It is I, Loki, and it seems that you have found your way onto our 'blog'. I trust if you have any questions, you will ask.

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questions? :-)

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Thor and Loki, what if you two found out that you have a younger sister (or step-sister for Loki) who lives in Midgard and Odin never told you until now, what would you do?

Thor:

I would be delighted to hear this as long as she was not a rude person.

Loki:

I don’t know. I don’t really care, for that matter. I wouldn’t classify her as family.

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Loki, if you could take over one of the worlds of the Nine Realms (besides Asgard, Jotenheim, and Midgard), what world would you take over? Also would you prefer to marry a stupid maiden Asgardian, A fearless Joten shield-maiden, or a intelligent Midgardian lady? -Margaret

Is all of them an option? Also, if you are stupid but have a physically pleasing look, I will not be interested. A fearless shield-maiden does sound rather lovely, but yet so does an intelligent Midgardian lady. I cannot pick between the two. 

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Loki, what's your favorite Midgardian food?

I find Poptarts rather delightful.

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Loki and Thor, this is one of the most exciting things in my life! I just found out that today my last name means "Thor's Twins"! Does this mean I'm some what realated to Thor? (Sorry Loki, that you got pulled into this question.... I love you!) ~Hanah

I think maybe that makes you a distant relative to Thor. I’ll ask him the next time he’s around. 

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If I were worthy enough to be of Asgard, I feel I might have been friends with you both, but to watch your constant quarrels would have torn me to pieces and destroyed me.

Your words are kind. I am sure you are worthy enough to be up here among us Asgardians seeing as you have the kind soul as one of us would. 

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Loki, how do you feel now that people are shipping you and Thor?

Is this truly a thing? 

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Have you heard the song 'get loki'? ITS THE BEST SONG EVER MY DEAR LORD LOKI *kneels*

I have listened to it once while I was visiting Midgard. It is kind of ‘catchy’, if I do say so myself. 

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My love don't believe I have forgotten you. I would let myself die before I forget about your powers, intelligence, and charm. My dearest Loki, how have you been?

I am doing well, my dear. I have missed our talks. You must come by more often. 

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Loki, ive been going through a really tough time in school. Would it be so much to ask for a hug?

Of course, come here. 

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My love, how are you? It's been ages since I've last spoken to you, my lord.

It has been ages since I’ve last spoken to anyone. My current state is nothing to linger on. But I must ask, how are you?

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There are quite a few "Midgardian" females that fancy you... If you had to choose one, what would she be like?

I would prefer a Midgardian female that has some of the same personality traits that I happen to have myself. Someone incredible with a sharp intellect. But most Midgaridan people, male or female, seem to prove themselves as petty mewling quim.

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Princes, has your mother ever embarrassed you in front of your teammates/friends?

Thor: Only a few times, but I could never be angry at my mother for a little embarrassment.

Loki: I was never the one embarrassed. I always embarrassed others. 

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Are you guys sexually active? Us Fangirls need to know (;

My personal affairs may consist of sexual activity. You’ll never know. But I can assure you now, Midgardian, that it is none of your concern. 

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Mighty princes, what is the other's most embarrassing secret?

Loki: One time, Th-

Thor: Don’t you dare, brother.

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Have you ever heard of Nutella? It's possibly more dangerous than the Tesseract.

Thor: Nutella? Is that a weapon?

Loki: I have heard of Nutella. It’s a food, correct? If I recall correctly, it is very sweet. 

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What was the best prank you ever pulled on Thor when you were kids, Loki?

The countless times I had snuck up on him when we were children always pulled the best reaction. One time, I had scared him so bad he had fallen down the stairs.