Ask-the-beasts-crk

Eternal sugar cookie Shadow milk cookie Burning spice cookie Mystic four cookie Silent salt cookie Ask the main 5!

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

Introduction

hello there! I’m Grand mage cookie! And I’m the mod of this blog!

here you can ask the beasts and the ancients (if you want to…) any question! And of course you can ask their smaller friends (nutmeg, capsaicin, pavlova, sugarfly, etc etc) But of course with an ask blog there’s a list of rules, and the rules are quite simple!

Rules:

No inappropriate questions

I do allow ships I just have my own ships here (shadowvanilla/ puremilk) (eternalberry/ hollysugar) (etc etc probably burning spice x oc and because I find it quite cute and they’d go well together mysticcacao / darkfour)

I will swear. Just ask and I’ll uncensored it for your question!

I write! Ask me to write. I will write for you <3

i also draw! Ask me to draw, I will draw for you <3

that’s really all the rules! Also, when you’re asking questions please if you want to direct it to one specific cookie and their area please say their name!

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e.g. “burning spice cookie, is capsaicin cookie really your son?”

e.g. ans: “is he my son? This is already boring!!! But yes. Read the DNA tests!” 🔥

“D-dad! Don’t scare the questioners!” 🔸

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of course this is just and example, if you really want to ask we have an inbox you can go to to ask questions! Of course me as a mod will answer some about myself! Just ask for grand mage cookie and I’m at your doorstep!

here are some icons so you know whose who!

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mystic flour 🌾

cloud Hatae cookie ☁️

peach blossom cookie 🍑

burning spice cookie 🔥

nutmeg tiger cookie 🫚

capsaicin cookie 🔸

sugar owl cookie 🍏 (someone else’s OC’ credits to @saviveee )

shadow milk cookie 🥛

candy apple cookie 🍎

black sapphire cookie 👁️‍🗨️

eternal sugar cookie 💖

pavlova cookie 💘

sugarfly cookie 🦋

silent salt cookie 🧂

charcoal cookie ◾️

Dark cacao cookie 🍫

caramel arrow cookie 🍮

crunchy chip cookie 🐺

Affogato cookie 🖤

dark choco cookie ❗️

Golden cheese cookie ⚜️

smoked cheese cookie 🫕

Fettuccine cookie 🔸

burnt cheese cookie ☄️

mozzarella cookie ☀️

pure vanilla cookie 🍨

None (that I know of please say if there is in the comments-)

Hollyberry cookie 🍓

wildberry cookie 🛡️

raspberry cookie 🗡️

white Lilly cookie ◽️

none yet also (I will update this in the future dw)

Gingerbrave 🫚

Strawberry cookie ❗️

Wizard cookie🪄

Custard cookie the III 🍮

Chilli pepper cookie 💰

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

And here bsc here are some other spicy stuff *hands him world's hottest chip,very spicy chicken tenders,spicy gum,world's hottest gummy bear, very spicy buldak ramen, etc* here is some more flavor

”oh ho-! Now this is exiting! I will… enjoy this…”🔥

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

Smc I'm an enabler to your chaos please go crazy *hands him fart spray*.

”OH HO!! MY DEAR-… what’s your name clumsywife YOU ARE A DARLING!”🥛

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

Here BSc have some of this it's super spicy and have some too smc you can put some in other cookies food when they aren't looking

”oh-? Spice- Boring… but tasty!! You really have to change up the recipe at some point…”🔥

“HMMM!! Thank you dear one! You mustn’t trust me with this though <3”🥛

[bipolar-daemon-offical-deactiva]

Tw: Sh

2000 notes and I won't relapse this month

idk.it won't reach the goal, and it's only for this month cuz I can only focus on one month at a time

No spam please

5 notes max

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[ask-the-beasts-crk]

Curses the curly haired beasts with hair problems because im struggling with my own hair

”uhm… who is that targeted against-“🥛

“clearly us you flatheadted moron…” 🔥 + 💖

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

Shadow milk, show me your works NOW! YOU SAID YOU WERE A POET AS WELL AS A PLAYWRIGHT. I KNOW IT WILL PROBABLY DRIVE ME INSANE, IM PREPARED FOR THAT SACRIFICE.

”… uhm… are they okay-“💖

“OOOOHHHHH!!!! It’s been a WHILE SINCE SOMEONE ASKED FOR ONE OF THOSE-!!!! Hold up lil reader I’ll whip something up for you REAL QUICK!”🥛

(He then transforms into an old wizard looking guy)

“ahem… Once, a hero, wise and bright,

With Knowledge's virtue, bathed in light.

But sweet lies whispered, truth concealed,

A bitter path, at last revealed.

The Fool-King's folly, a painful sight,

Now darkness rises, to set things right.

For dignity's fallen, a shadow cast,

The Beast of Deceit, forever vast. “🥛

“but if you wanna know a REALLY COOL FACT-!” 🥛

“SMC NO-!” 💖+🧂+🌾+🔥

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

( I wanted to say this is amazing blog and I luv how many character you play )

I’m trying, I’m mainly running the Genya blog from now on, so this account might not be as active as it was before

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

Who here is the most Gender™?

”uhm-… I would have to say I’m the most girl-y…?”🍓

“And I’m the most geek male out of all of us!”🪄

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

( eternal sugar meeting bloody Angel cookie first time concept rp)

( bloody Angel cookie is eternal sugars adopted daughter this is an rp on how esc meets her for first time )

( for eternal sugar , pavlova , and sugarfly )

( bloody Angel is 6 )

A small injured cookie would accidentally wander into the scared seeking safety spooked she goes off and hides somewhere in the garden

”oh-? Oh my dear-~ are you alright?”💖

*sugarfly is doing her own thing, and pavlova is simply tending to the garden*

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

Hey White Lily, did you know you technically have kids? Dark Enchantress has two, one adopted and one biological, and since she's you, they're also your kids!

… :O

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

Heya just wanted to tell you that PVC has Black Raisin Cookie and Strawberry Crepe Cookie!! For ur intro because I think they would apply most?

Anyways coughs in other beast blog

"So... you're me, but what's the difference?"

( @ask-the-beast-cookies )

[[TYSM!!!]]

“I think it’s that-“ 🧂

“WE’RE HERE!” 🍓

“yeah!! My silly vanilly is here to-!!” 🥛

“My name is pure vanilla… we went over this shadow milk…” 🍨

“Indeed…” 🍫

“and we have these… frivolous icons… not sure what they mean…” 🌾

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(roleplay is now necessary you are trapped.)

"The ancients are here? Hm, I see."

"We used to have icons, buuut then we got lazy. Anyways! Tell me.."

"What's your deal here? Lore drop, if you will?"

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

what’s my… purpose…?

“hm… good question actually..”🍨

“Our purpose…-…? Is to be eaten… I-I’d thought you knew… y’know- being the fount of knowledge and all…” 🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"..Besides that?"

It's clear you unlocked a memory in his head.

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“A-oh! S-sorry!!!”🪷

“there is no need to apologise white lily”🍨

“We’re just here for entertainment purposes,.. we get asks, we reply… it’s all an eternal cycle of being used for our uniqueness… it’s quite an apathetic rout if you ask someone like mystic flour cookie” 💧 (jelly dewdrop cookie (my OC))

“indeed…”🌾

“OH stop with the apathetic banter you two! I’m sorry about them they can be overwhelmingly apathetic sometimes… I try to get them into therapy-”🥛

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"YOU? Get them into THERAPY? You're weird."

"It's at least normal unlike you and your girlfriend."

"No?? Doesn't count."

"Whatever."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”you need therapy for that big forehead shadow milk.”💧

“But overall, we’re just here for entertainment purposes… MOVING ON! What do you want to know?”🍮 (affogato (we all hate him-))

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"First, shut up, L + ratio + bozo. No one like you, Assffogato."

"Ehem...here- uh...I am curious, what are the statuses of the Witches? Mostly because in out universe, it matters."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”what witches-“💧

“Oh… uhm- i-i think the witches aren’t here… uhm-rovera cookie:.. any input…?”🪷

“Well, as a cookie turned witch I guess you could say A witch is here…”👒 (another of my OC’s rovera engine cookie (car))

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Better than I thought, better than I thought...Well, better than not having them at all, at least."

"Can I traumatize White Lily."

"Later, because I know you'll scream it out loud."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”uhm- n-no you can’t traumatise me…”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Nobody asked for your...opinion!"

"Now, let's see, let's see...How do I put this."

"Do not, Spoiled Milk. We just met them."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”uhm- technically you did ask for my opinion when you asked…”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"I asked Salty, not YOU."

"Shadow Milk...."

"What? I'm right!

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“O-oh-“🪷

“and no you can’t traumatise me…”🧂

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"I was talking to- sigh, whatever."

"This is indeed confusing."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”then who are you talking about-?!”🥛

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"I was talking to MY Salty to see if I can traumatize YOUR White Lily. But hey, I don't listen to anyone, so might as well."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“So… your asking silent salt cookie on your blog to traumatise me…? I’m good thanks…”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Before I can even try traumatizing you, do you still, like, hate the Witches or whatever you feel to them."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”I…- I don’t want to be traumatised… a-and I guess so- yeah,..”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Oh great! Then in that case, the Witches took over Earthbread completely and we're all enslaved."

"THAT'S A HORRIBLE WAY TO SAY THAT."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”I SAID I DONT EANNA BE TRUAMATISED- oh-… don’t the witches eat us though…? If so what would you taste like-…”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Blueberry pie with whipped cream on top. Do not ask how I know that."

That was too specific, like he's repeating that from someone else...?

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“Hm… and how do you know that…?”🍨

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"..."

"ANYWAYS! cough cough"

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”uhm… you concern me-“🍨

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"What do you mean???"

"I-ignore him. Idiot."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“Nevermind… anywho… why are we taking about this again…-“🧂

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Because our Earthbread is so messed up we just dipped to another universe completely?"

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“oh…-“🪷

“yeah that’s fair-“🥛

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"But I can't tell what's worse- experiencing a dystopian yet familiar world or being enslaved in a eutopia."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”hm… depends on what you think would be worst… I’m always open to personal opinion…”🍨

“hm… your correct on that matter… yet what is the difference between eutopia and dystopian world…? I don’t know…”🍪 (gingerbrave)

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

Heya just wanted to tell you that PVC has Black Raisin Cookie and Strawberry Crepe Cookie!! For ur intro because I think they would apply most?

Anyways coughs in other beast blog

"So... you're me, but what's the difference?"

( @ask-the-beast-cookies )

[[TYSM!!!]]

“I think it’s that-“ 🧂

“WE’RE HERE!” 🍓

“yeah!! My silly vanilly is here to-!!” 🥛

“My name is pure vanilla… we went over this shadow milk…” 🍨

“Indeed…” 🍫

“and we have these… frivolous icons… not sure what they mean…” 🌾

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(roleplay is now necessary you are trapped.)

"The ancients are here? Hm, I see."

"We used to have icons, buuut then we got lazy. Anyways! Tell me.."

"What's your deal here? Lore drop, if you will?"

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

what’s my… purpose…?

“hm… good question actually..”🍨

“Our purpose…-…? Is to be eaten… I-I’d thought you knew… y’know- being the fount of knowledge and all…” 🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"..Besides that?"

It's clear you unlocked a memory in his head.

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“A-oh! S-sorry!!!”🪷

“there is no need to apologise white lily”🍨

“We’re just here for entertainment purposes,.. we get asks, we reply… it’s all an eternal cycle of being used for our uniqueness… it’s quite an apathetic rout if you ask someone like mystic flour cookie” 💧 (jelly dewdrop cookie (my OC))

“indeed…”🌾

“OH stop with the apathetic banter you two! I’m sorry about them they can be overwhelmingly apathetic sometimes… I try to get them into therapy-”🥛

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"YOU? Get them into THERAPY? You're weird."

"It's at least normal unlike you and your girlfriend."

"No?? Doesn't count."

"Whatever."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”you need therapy for that big forehead shadow milk.”💧

“But overall, we’re just here for entertainment purposes… MOVING ON! What do you want to know?”🍮 (affogato (we all hate him-))

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"First, shut up, L + ratio + bozo. No one like you, Assffogato."

"Ehem...here- uh...I am curious, what are the statuses of the Witches? Mostly because in out universe, it matters."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”what witches-“💧

“Oh… uhm- i-i think the witches aren’t here… uhm-rovera cookie:.. any input…?”🪷

“Well, as a cookie turned witch I guess you could say A witch is here…”👒 (another of my OC’s rovera engine cookie (car))

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Better than I thought, better than I thought...Well, better than not having them at all, at least."

"Can I traumatize White Lily."

"Later, because I know you'll scream it out loud."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”uhm- n-no you can’t traumatise me…”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Nobody asked for your...opinion!"

"Now, let's see, let's see...How do I put this."

"Do not, Spoiled Milk. We just met them."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”uhm- technically you did ask for my opinion when you asked…”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"I asked Salty, not YOU."

"Shadow Milk...."

"What? I'm right!

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“O-oh-“🪷

“and no you can’t traumatise me…”🧂

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"I was talking to- sigh, whatever."

"This is indeed confusing."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”then who are you talking about-?!”🥛

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"I was talking to MY Salty to see if I can traumatize YOUR White Lily. But hey, I don't listen to anyone, so might as well."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“So… your asking silent salt cookie on your blog to traumatise me…? I’m good thanks…”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Before I can even try traumatizing you, do you still, like, hate the Witches or whatever you feel to them."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”I…- I don’t want to be traumatised… a-and I guess so- yeah,..”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Oh great! Then in that case, the Witches took over Earthbread completely and we're all enslaved."

"THAT'S A HORRIBLE WAY TO SAY THAT."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”I SAID I DONT EANNA BE TRUAMATISED- oh-… don’t the witches eat us though…? If so what would you taste like-…”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Blueberry pie with whipped cream on top. Do not ask how I know that."

That was too specific, like he's repeating that from someone else...?

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“Hm… and how do you know that…?”🍨

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"..."

"ANYWAYS! cough cough"

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”uhm… you concern me-“🍨

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"What do you mean???"

"I-ignore him. Idiot."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“Nevermind… anywho… why are we taking about this again…-“🧂

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Because our Earthbread is so messed up we just dipped to another universe completely?"

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“oh…-“🪷

“yeah that’s fair-“🥛

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

!⚠️shadow milo and silent salt out of commission due to puzzle room⚠️!

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

*hands over some puzzle boxes to Silent Salt, Shadow Milk, and Burning Spice to try and see who's entertained for the longest*

”hm- oh… thanks…”🧂

*he simply starts making one of the puzzles, which so happens to be the one with the most pieces!*

“ugh… this is so boring!!! I’m out”🔥

*he leaves the room*

“Hm… I guess I could help out…”🥛

*he starts helping silent salt make the puzzle*

[[really cute request by the way, it feels like family bonding, I will try and draw this if I can :3]]

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

Heya just wanted to tell you that PVC has Black Raisin Cookie and Strawberry Crepe Cookie!! For ur intro because I think they would apply most?

Anyways coughs in other beast blog

"So... you're me, but what's the difference?"

( @ask-the-beast-cookies )

[[TYSM!!!]]

“I think it’s that-“ 🧂

“WE’RE HERE!” 🍓

“yeah!! My silly vanilly is here to-!!” 🥛

“My name is pure vanilla… we went over this shadow milk…” 🍨

“Indeed…” 🍫

“and we have these… frivolous icons… not sure what they mean…” 🌾

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(roleplay is now necessary you are trapped.)

"The ancients are here? Hm, I see."

"We used to have icons, buuut then we got lazy. Anyways! Tell me.."

"What's your deal here? Lore drop, if you will?"

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

what’s my… purpose…?

“hm… good question actually..”🍨

“Our purpose…-…? Is to be eaten… I-I’d thought you knew… y’know- being the fount of knowledge and all…” 🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"..Besides that?"

It's clear you unlocked a memory in his head.

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“A-oh! S-sorry!!!”🪷

“there is no need to apologise white lily”🍨

“We’re just here for entertainment purposes,.. we get asks, we reply… it’s all an eternal cycle of being used for our uniqueness… it’s quite an apathetic rout if you ask someone like mystic flour cookie” 💧 (jelly dewdrop cookie (my OC))

“indeed…”🌾

“OH stop with the apathetic banter you two! I’m sorry about them they can be overwhelmingly apathetic sometimes… I try to get them into therapy-”🥛

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"YOU? Get them into THERAPY? You're weird."

"It's at least normal unlike you and your girlfriend."

"No?? Doesn't count."

"Whatever."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”you need therapy for that big forehead shadow milk.”💧

“But overall, we’re just here for entertainment purposes… MOVING ON! What do you want to know?”🍮 (affogato (we all hate him-))

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"First, shut up, L + ratio + bozo. No one like you, Assffogato."

"Ehem...here- uh...I am curious, what are the statuses of the Witches? Mostly because in out universe, it matters."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”what witches-“💧

“Oh… uhm- i-i think the witches aren’t here… uhm-rovera cookie:.. any input…?”🪷

“Well, as a cookie turned witch I guess you could say A witch is here…”👒 (another of my OC’s rovera engine cookie (car))

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Better than I thought, better than I thought...Well, better than not having them at all, at least."

"Can I traumatize White Lily."

"Later, because I know you'll scream it out loud."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”uhm- n-no you can’t traumatise me…”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Nobody asked for your...opinion!"

"Now, let's see, let's see...How do I put this."

"Do not, Spoiled Milk. We just met them."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”uhm- technically you did ask for my opinion when you asked…”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"I asked Salty, not YOU."

"Shadow Milk...."

"What? I'm right!

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“O-oh-“🪷

“and no you can’t traumatise me…”🧂

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"I was talking to- sigh, whatever."

"This is indeed confusing."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”then who are you talking about-?!”🥛

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"I was talking to MY Salty to see if I can traumatize YOUR White Lily. But hey, I don't listen to anyone, so might as well."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“So… your asking silent salt cookie on your blog to traumatise me…? I’m good thanks…”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Before I can even try traumatizing you, do you still, like, hate the Witches or whatever you feel to them."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”I…- I don’t want to be traumatised… a-and I guess so- yeah,..”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Oh great! Then in that case, the Witches took over Earthbread completely and we're all enslaved."

"THAT'S A HORRIBLE WAY TO SAY THAT."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”I SAID I DONT EANNA BE TRUAMATISED- oh-… don’t the witches eat us though…? If so what would you taste like-…”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Blueberry pie with whipped cream on top. Do not ask how I know that."

That was too specific, like he's repeating that from someone else...?

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“Hm… and how do you know that…?”🍨

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"..."

"ANYWAYS! cough cough"

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”uhm… you concern me-“🍨

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"What do you mean???"

"I-ignore him. Idiot."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“Nevermind… anywho… why are we taking about this again…-“🧂

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

Heya just wanted to tell you that PVC has Black Raisin Cookie and Strawberry Crepe Cookie!! For ur intro because I think they would apply most?

Anyways coughs in other beast blog

"So... you're me, but what's the difference?"

( @ask-the-beast-cookies )

[[TYSM!!!]]

“I think it’s that-“ 🧂

“WE’RE HERE!” 🍓

“yeah!! My silly vanilly is here to-!!” 🥛

“My name is pure vanilla… we went over this shadow milk…” 🍨

“Indeed…” 🍫

“and we have these… frivolous icons… not sure what they mean…” 🌾

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

(roleplay is now necessary you are trapped.)

"The ancients are here? Hm, I see."

"We used to have icons, buuut then we got lazy. Anyways! Tell me.."

"What's your deal here? Lore drop, if you will?"

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

what’s my… purpose…?

“hm… good question actually..”🍨

“Our purpose…-…? Is to be eaten… I-I’d thought you knew… y’know- being the fount of knowledge and all…” 🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"..Besides that?"

It's clear you unlocked a memory in his head.

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“A-oh! S-sorry!!!”🪷

“there is no need to apologise white lily”🍨

“We’re just here for entertainment purposes,.. we get asks, we reply… it’s all an eternal cycle of being used for our uniqueness… it’s quite an apathetic rout if you ask someone like mystic flour cookie” 💧 (jelly dewdrop cookie (my OC))

“indeed…”🌾

“OH stop with the apathetic banter you two! I’m sorry about them they can be overwhelmingly apathetic sometimes… I try to get them into therapy-”🥛

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"YOU? Get them into THERAPY? You're weird."

"It's at least normal unlike you and your girlfriend."

"No?? Doesn't count."

"Whatever."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”you need therapy for that big forehead shadow milk.”💧

“But overall, we’re just here for entertainment purposes… MOVING ON! What do you want to know?”🍮 (affogato (we all hate him-))

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"First, shut up, L + ratio + bozo. No one like you, Assffogato."

"Ehem...here- uh...I am curious, what are the statuses of the Witches? Mostly because in out universe, it matters."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”what witches-“💧

“Oh… uhm- i-i think the witches aren’t here… uhm-rovera cookie:.. any input…?”🪷

“Well, as a cookie turned witch I guess you could say A witch is here…”👒 (another of my OC’s rovera engine cookie (car))

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Better than I thought, better than I thought...Well, better than not having them at all, at least."

"Can I traumatize White Lily."

"Later, because I know you'll scream it out loud."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”uhm- n-no you can’t traumatise me…”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Nobody asked for your...opinion!"

"Now, let's see, let's see...How do I put this."

"Do not, Spoiled Milk. We just met them."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”uhm- technically you did ask for my opinion when you asked…”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"I asked Salty, not YOU."

"Shadow Milk...."

"What? I'm right!

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“O-oh-“🪷

“and no you can’t traumatise me…”🧂

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"I was talking to- sigh, whatever."

"This is indeed confusing."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”then who are you talking about-?!”🥛

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"I was talking to MY Salty to see if I can traumatize YOUR White Lily. But hey, I don't listen to anyone, so might as well."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“So… your asking silent salt cookie on your blog to traumatise me…? I’m good thanks…”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Before I can even try traumatizing you, do you still, like, hate the Witches or whatever you feel to them."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”I…- I don’t want to be traumatised… a-and I guess so- yeah,..”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Oh great! Then in that case, the Witches took over Earthbread completely and we're all enslaved."

"THAT'S A HORRIBLE WAY TO SAY THAT."

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”I SAID I DONT EANNA BE TRUAMATISED- oh-… don’t the witches eat us though…? If so what would you taste like-…”🪷

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"Blueberry pie with whipped cream on top. Do not ask how I know that."

That was too specific, like he's repeating that from someone else...?

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

“Hm… and how do you know that…?”🍨

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"..."

"ANYWAYS! cough cough"

[ask-the-beasts-crk]

”uhm… you concern me-“🍨