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"We expected better from you, asylumer."

"Hi, Beta Figure here. Beta Devs are busy as of now, so i'll do the intro for them. They'll return sooner or later. Enjoy your stay here... fellow asylumer."

Hi hello. Saw lots of ask blog around here so i decided to make one!

Note: My english isnt that good, so dont expected the best. At most i'll draw out something if i cant describe it using words.

Personality and all of that stuff r base purely on hcs and have nothing to do with canon (except some parts of the lore). Not affiliated with JPX studios/Item Asylum.

Mod: I think this will be very obvious once i start answering so figure it out urself.

TEXTS:

"Beta Jean speaks like this."

"Beta Port lines."

"Hi uh, Beta Xerroz here."

"Beta figure." (they/them)

[Mod speaks like this] or this (they/them)

*Actions*

TAGS:

- #Mission interrupted: random events

- #Mission ongoing: Rp asks

- #Mission ended: ending rp asks

- #Mission break: answering questions/asks

- #BDF: OOC posts

RULES:

- No nsfw/suggestive elements

- No slurs, acceptable if it's censored

-Swearing is ok though

- Gore is allowed but dont overdo it

- Respect others

CREDITS:

JPX for making these characters and awesome game!!

Dividers: Me

ASKBOX:

Unanswered asks: 3

Total asks: 5 i think?

(Pls ask questions/rp PLS)

[ask-the-betas-devs]

Wh4t 1s y0ur f4v0r1t3 th1ng, b3t4 d3vs?

"My gun. Helps alot with stuff."

"I guess my favourite thing is my dagger! I don't know much about it origins but it's powerful, nevertheless. I have been using it ever since i got my hands on it.

"B.jean's snacks, other than that i don't h-."

"My what now."

"Oops."

"Hey! Get back here!!"

"There they go again. Well, get out now."

"No, stay actually."

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"B.port, you gotta stop beefing with dr.combatant. You know he has an entire army, all he has to do is send them here and we would be doomed."

"He wouldn't do that. I know him."

"... You wanna bet?"

"No."

[My own au lore a]

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[I have been using my OWN tags wrong whatthehell. Changed them now guh]

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Raiding your fridge <:)

*B.xerroz points his gun at you*

"Put those down. I did not rob a store for you to steal them"

"What?"

"Whoa, hey there put that gun down. No need to be so violent!"

[Insanely srry for super late reply, i was busy with school + shit ass memory so um]

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(There's a letter.

Seems directed to Betaport.

It reads)

"Rude! What have I done to you?"

-Signed, Doctor Combatant.

*Beta xerroz was the first to find it, checking the content in secret. After reading it, perhaps showing it to port wouldn't be a good idea.*

"Why is there a fire in the middle of the island?"

"Nothing personal."

"What the fuc-"

[This follows my hc that b.port and dr.combatant used to worked together.]

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[Mu beta dummy oc. Wip]

[Might add them to my askblog, idk tho]

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im surprised nobody's asked this blog the obligatory "thoughts on other bosses" question

anyways thoughts on the other bosses in the asylum

[I was occupied with school and other stuff hi gusy im actually bac k]

"Other bosses? Well, the uncertified surely are a terrifying foe to deal with. I hold a lot of respect for them, their creator on the other hand... Not so much."

"I'm great friends with draco! I don't really like sir combat, a bit too strict. And minos? Well i haven't talk with him yet, he seems scary.

"I really fucking hate weegee. Uncert are fine, it just THOSE KAMI DUMMIES THAT RUIN EVERYTHING. And klev, pain in the ass to pr. Other than that, no opinions on the other bosses."

"We can tell- Klev?... Is he still suck in slungus?"

"Yeah."

"I used to friends with klev! We fell apart through, after he got sealed. I hope he's okay."

"Anyways, i hang out with 10hbm often so i dont have anything negative about him. A good friend of mine actually. Trash can, uhh."

"Their name is trash gang."

"A. Yeah trash gang, i dont care about them."

"Then what's the point in mentioning it?."

"Thought it would be funny to mention their name. Oh how forgetten they are."

"(This mf istg) Now that you mentioned 10hbm. I thought he was just a myth, meant to scare asylumers. Until i well, went to the forest and try to hunt him."

"You lost, didn't you."

"Welp, lets not talk about that."

"Y'k, i remember this one boss, that used lighting with his fist. Oh! Ithor, thats his name. He was-"

" I don't recall a boss named Ithor. Ya sure you aren't remember things wrong."

"No i-. Oh, you don't know. Nevermind."

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I forgot i had an askblog oops. Uh hi guys

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What exactly.. are you? Are you just clones like everyone says?

*Beta xerroz pulls you away beforethe other b.devs can hear you*

"Well, not exactly. We were more like test dummy, in order to get the first combat dummy. B.Port face was deformed and lacked emotion. My body was in good condition, but i guess they didn't like how i acted [he was a bitch(still is now)]. B.jean was the final test before the first successful combat dummy. The intial draft for combat dummy was to have some emotion, it was scrapped later on. That's why b.jean is so joyful, he was the inital draft. I'm the onl- ... Nevermind. Now go away, asylumer."

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have yall played uno? if so who wins and rages the most

"Yeah, never doing that again."

" Looks like someone's salty."

"No? Every time we play you start arguing about the rules. Not to mention beta port keeps forgetting how to play everytime.

"Yeahhhh, sure go on."

"... You piece of shi-."

"Can we not."

"Fine"

"Why do yall care so much about a game anyways?"

"..."

"Beta xerroz wins the most, and beta figure? Well they just get angry everytime they lose."

"Ya sure?? I don't rage that much."

"I've counted, b.figure."

"Oh, ... Right."

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I love you beta devs....I will die for you. I will take a bullet for you. I will give you everything so please...can I be your 1# fan? (I'll fumble so bad

"Well, i think dying for us is a bit too much. Nevertheless yes you can be our 1# fan!"

"Sure."

*Beta figure stares at you awkwardly, wondering why you even liked them in the first place. Afterall, out of all of the more likeable bosses, you liked them. Perhaps a bit too much."

"Are you sure about this... Nevermind, you go girl (you freak)"

"Youpatheticwetcat. Yeah, having an extra shield is fine by me."

"..."

"Sorry."

[EBONIC i am gonna fistfight u for being tje 1# beta devs fan. I wi ll ge t yu lockyorudoors]

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[Semd me asks pls i have a famil.y to fee d] pls

[ebonic]

A new design of the beta devs and beta figure, ya.

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[Beta devs r a bit tragic to me. Like they were never meant to exist? They were js clones, copies of the devs, a test subject. I assume that the b.dev had some sort of close relationship with the devs (due to the fact that the lore doc stated that they were angry with their abandoment). And they js sealed them away, as if they were nothing? Part of me thinks that the reason why they caused chaos around IA was to get their creators attention, like as to show that they r idk humans beings with feelings and emotion? As they were not js a clone or a test, they were beings deserving of respect and love.]

[The fact that they linked both worlds (IA and the unused place) because they knew that the devs werent gonna accept their arrival/existence and try to send them back. They js so knew that they werent gonna be accepted into IA. Oh.]

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Heya beta figure !! I've actually made a clothing for ya to look nice and even made a gun for ya !! I want your honest opinion and the beta devs to see!!

If you don't like them you can just give me it back-

(HELP this was for my redesign IA for beta figure- just only think about the outfit-)

[OH HY GOR.. MY BIYCHASS WAS AT SCHOOL SRRY FOR THE LATE REPLY]

"... I'll say that it does look good on me. I can't find myself wearing this, i prefer more comfortable clothes. The crystal [i have no idea what is that] is useful for catching up to those asylumers."

"..."

"Well, not too practical but the suit does protect every part of the body. So 8.5/10."

"You gonna say anything BX?"

"Not a big fan of the cape. Cool i guess."

Beta jean:

[Idfk what to put for jean srry]

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What's yalls hobbies? Or what do you like to do in break?

"B.jean talks to me about stuff he likes during our breaks, don't know how he alway has something to talk about. His hobby is playing games with me, i suppose."

"B.figure, don't you have any other hobbies beside playing-"

"Fight asylumers for money"

"Oh... Is it atleast fun?"

"No."

"Hobbies? Well, i don't think i have any, usually im too busy for one."

"Don't you do anything during our mission breaks? It's called a break for a reason."

" I sleep xerroz, unlike you who keeps stocking up on energy drinks because you stay up until midnight to DRAW."

"... Fair. Atleast i have a hob-

"Your hobbies include drawing and avoiding every social interaction."

"Bitch??"

"Pfft"