Ask Builderman!

(part of my Roblox askblog lol)

[ask-the-builderbird]

Intro Post!

"huh? what is this?" *Builderman turns on a camera he found in his room in the survivor cabin.*

"oh. a camera? I think?" "well, I'm available for questions! I think that's what this note tells me to say..huh.."

[ask-the-builderbird]

Ello, I just wanted to see how you doin and tell you that you look very prebby and huggable

"oh! uh, I've been doing somewhat alright, being stuck in this weird place n' all...n' thanks for the compliment! I haven't been able to clean my feathers in a good while, heh.."

[ask-the-builderbird]

Hello fellow Builderman! I have brought your own Builderman sweater, so you may match the rest of us!

Please do enjoy!

[ @the-builder-man ]

"o-oh! oh my! thank you so much!"

[ask-the-builderbird]

Did you give John Doe's egg a nest? Or did you just put it in the corner of your office?

"Well, most avian Robloxians tend to build nests, and I hate to admit it but...I did put it in the corner of my office, haha..IT'SBECAUSEOFMYBIRDSPECIESOK-"

[ask-the-builderbird]

Wait, did you give birth to John doe?

*Builderman.exe has stopped working.*

[ask-the-builderbird]

[Offers Builderbird a handful of seeds like I'm feeding a bird]

"uh- thanks?"

*he proceeds to eat the seeds as if he were an actual bird lmao*

[ask-the-builderbird]

Don't knock it until you try it. here

[+1 tnt]

"..why would I eat this?"

[rampagingsnowstoat]

He's starting to see a concerning pattern of other versions of himself being some form of biblically accurate angel or eldritch horror

He's not gonna say a thing bout it tho, he likes living after all

[the-builder-man]

What do you meaaan? We're totally all completely normal and 100% nice Buildermen!

[rampagingsnowstoat]

"Well hold on now I ain't discrediting anyone's kindness im just makin' an observation is all!"

[eldritchbuilderman]

“I’m not that nice”

[builderhog]

And I've eaten several tonnes of TNT over the past week!

...

Not a good time?

[eldritchbuilderman]

“Without me? I’ve been craving something spicy these few past days and you’re just having the time of your life…”

[builderhog]

Oh- I've still got some TNT in the back if ya want some!

[ask-the-builderbird]

"...whyy are there other versions of me eating TNT???"

[ask-the-builderbird]

Actively sends cramps

Haha. Suffer like I did :)

"whyyyyy.."

*Sad and in pain bird noises*

[ask-the-builderbird]

-Builderman looks down and sees a tiny female hatchling, she coos at him and tilts her head to the side innocently-

"eh?..a hatchling? here? I haven't seen hatchlings since I had John Doe.."

[ask-the-builderbird]

Aww... don't worry Mr Builderman! I'm sure they'll stop. Wanna hug?

(@askjohndoehog)

"yes..I need one.." *upset bird noises*

[ask-the-builderbird]

Shrock

(@mysteryhog)

"why are people making fun of me..I'm just an African gray macaw dammit.."

*Builderman's feathers puff up because he upset*

[ask-the-builderbird]

..Glassk?

"IDONTSAYGLASSK-!" (he does say glassk, idk why, most likely it's because of his species aka an african gray macaw)

[ask-the-builderbird]

"I'm required to give you tea. Hope you like this cup!

— @clockworksteashop

"o-oh-! thanks!"

[ask-the-builderbird]

Ok tell me builderman you see it that giant E on the shirt does that remind you of someone long gone

Builderman confused gets a flashback of Erik and having their last conversation which ended badly now realizes who it is then smiles almost jealousy

Ps. Specter don't worry this for fun an obsessed builderman who will mess up in rounds cause of distractions

"...it's really him?.."

[ask-the-builderbird]

https://www.tumblr.com/roblox-askblog/798400487726743552/ellernate-what-no-we-broke-up-a-long-time-ago?source=share

Builder look at this picture and show it to the

others the picture has Inc0mu, ellernate, and Erik at roblox HQ having a good time and talking while Erik is keeping Inc0mu close to him

*since The Spectre doesn't want Builderman to remember anyone outside the Forsaken Realm, Erik is glitched out in the image* "wha?..."

[ask-the-builderbird]

Builderman what's the hq made out of

"I...I can't remember...it's been a while since I've been at HQ...I've been stuck here in what Robloxians call the Forsaken Realm, and I haven't been able to get out of this place..." "ack- sorry, my apologies...was I rambling off again?"