Builderman!

Go ahead! Feel free to ask something for yer' old pal Builderman!

[builderhog]

Hey! Sup, I'm Builderman

Everything is gonna go so wrong-

[robloxianmoderator-deactivated2]

Hello um I know we got a problem this builderman is from a word which has the shlep drama and what's worse in his world roblox and him are the same people and I think we should exclude him from any coolkidd matches ps this is builderman from universe 131233

"Listen listen.. there is one way to fix this problem gentlemen. Petition to remove all Builderman balls so they can never ruin roblox ever again. Every. Single. Builderman."

"I don't care if their gay. I don't care if their hot. I don't care if their eldritch. No balls = no more problems."

OOC NOTE: this post is mainly a joke. If this post is considered problematic I will gladly take it down.

[the-founding-architect]

— ALL OF US!?

[ask-robloxia-2006]

Wait, what's happening? Huh? What do balls have to do with this? Is there a new form of little guy that's called a ball? Why are we removing Builderman balls? D: What did the balls do?

ooc: I drew what I thought a "builderman Ball" would be from Retro Builderman's perspective

[builderhog]

B-But... I don't have any... ;u;

Now I'm scared...

[builderhog]

wait, you know killdroid? like the red robot thing?

Yes unfortunately. We did get reports of Killdroid attempting to terminate Robloxians. Not to worry, they're in a place where they can't hurt a soul.

[builderhog]

Imagine this, objects that are sentient.

Haven't we got sentient computers?

If you are speaking of Malware and Killdroid. Yes. Yes we do. We have lots of sentient objects.

[the-here-guy]

I’m not talking about Badware and Killdroid. I mean actual objects like idk, a bomb.

[builderhog]

Yeah, we have 'em too! There's tons of 'em!

[builderhog]

Imagine this, objects that are sentient.

Haven't we got sentient computers?

If you are speaking of Malware and Killdroid. Yes. Yes we do. We have lots of sentient objects.

[builderhog]

Oh my god bro... Builderman... I jsut saw.. a HACKER!!!! Over there bro... *points northwest at a very badly painted cardboard cutout*

...Ya really think yer' funny.

[builderhog]

heya builder!! What are yur thoughts on Shedletsky and the other admins? 👀

I like em! I like em a lot!

You have an emotional connection with Shedletsky-

N-NUH-UH!!!

[BUILDERMAN's face turns bright pink as he pulls his hard hat over his face.]

[builderhog]

uhm builderman

I got beheaded

can you help me put my head back please?..

W-WHA-...

[BUILDERMAN faints.]

[builderhog]

so do you just...lay eggs?

Regular Robloxians do, I... don't.

[torrentialchaos]

SO HOW THE HELL DID YOU HAVE KIDS?

[builderhog]

Magic-

[He gulps.]

[torrentialchaos]

did someone like...magically impregnate you?

[builderhog]

EW!! NO!!

[builderhog]

so do you just...lay eggs?

Regular Robloxians do, I... don't.

[torrentialchaos]

SO HOW THE HELL DID YOU HAVE KIDS?

[builderhog]

Magic-

[He gulps.]

[builderhog]

so do you just...lay eggs?

Regular Robloxians do, I... don't.

[builderhog]

Are you on maternal leave?

Hehehehe no... unfortunately not but I will be takin' care of Calico in HQ. The others won't mind takin' care of him when I'm busy!

[builderhog]

"Congrats on the new kid."

@eldritchbuilderman

Oh! Thanks Eldritch! Calico is just a sweet ball of light. ^^

[eldritchbuilderman]

What does John think of his new sibling?

[builderhog]

He absolutely adores his lil' brother! Calico always messes with John's antennae. It's funny to watch.

[builderhog]

Have you told John you gave birth?? :D

Don't worry, I told him already.

[builderhog]

"Congrats on the new kid."

@eldritchbuilderman

Oh! Thanks Eldritch! Calico is just a sweet ball of light. ^^

[builderhog]

oohh alright thanks, so it's like some old god stuff where you literally take some piece of yourself and mold it into an offspring, I've heard of something like that with gods except they used clay and magic lightning I think?

Exactly! Wow, ya really have good knowledge on this stuff ^^

[builderhog]

sorry if this is weird but it's been bugging me and I need to know, did you lay and egg? or a larva? because ant biology?

No no I understand why ya think it's weird but don't worry! It's really simple. I made them from the magma around my neck in celestial form. ^^

I tried to be as "ant like" as possible, but celestials reproduce differently.

Hope it clears thing up. ^^'