Builderman!

Go ahead! Feel free to ask something for yer' old pal Builderman!

[builderhog]

Hey! Sup, I'm Builderman

Everything is gonna go so wrong-

[builderhog]

"Roblox do you want me to dump you into water to make you all soggy this time"

-crazy anon

Don't. You. DARE.

[builderhog]

Heyy Builder, i just realized something fun...

Drops him gently onto the edge of a jumbo jelly cup so he can climb down if he wants

Enjoy the jello, its bigger then you right now!

[BUILDERMAN eyes sparkle with pure excitement along with his cookie tail wags, squeaking loudly.]

I forgot about that! JELLY CUP!! :D

Such a child...

[ROBLOX shook his head but a small smirk crept onto his face.]

[builderhog]

"My...how cute." "..." a moment of silence as he leans over to look. "Do you need any help at all?"

Oh, this stuff is usually temporary so I don't think we need help right now but thanks for the offer-

WAIT I AINT CUTE!!!

[builderhog]

So how are yoy two doing after that crazy anon tried hurting Roblox

Still trynna calm down after it. But it still p##### me off.

[builderhog]

WAIT A MINUTE!

HOWS IN CHARGE OF ROBLOX HQ RN!

Both of have you have been cookieified!

The other admins are in charge. I told them our situation after Builderman was "cookiefied".

[builderhog]

"Welp I'm fucked"

"Time for plan C"

Anon tosses Roblox Builderman's way before disappearing back into the shadows where they came from

[BUILDERMAN manages to catch ROBLOX with a squeak.]

Are ya okay Bloxy?! Yer' not hurt are ya?

No, I'm fine. And please don't call me Bloxy.

[builderhog]

"Well oh shit"

"Time for plan B"

Crazy Anon pulls out an older gun and proceeds to fire but the gun blows up in their face Chance style wher they get the taste of ash and gunpowder

[BUILDERMAN is... unaffected. Really? A gun? That explodes no less. Yikes. Now, BUILDERMAN is REALLY pissed off.]

[builderhog]

"Oh please whta is some one smaller than a bug gonna do to me"

Grabs Roblox and holds him over my ant farm

"They look a bit hungry and they love to eat anything"

This was not normal anno, no this was a registered psychopath

Well before you put me in, I just want to say one thing.

He's. Behind. You.

[builderhog]

*drops roblox in a cup of milk*

Unlike Builderman, I'm not lactose intolerant. Never was and never will be.

But don't. You. DARE. Pull another stunt like that. Because there might not even be a next time for you to attempt it again.

[builderhog]

are you feeling well Builderhog

N...N-No... stupid milk...

[builderhog]

Does John know his dad is currently a cookie?

No. No he does not. We don't him panicking either.

[builderhog]

... Not only are we gonna have to worry abt BM being sick but by the fact that cookies get soggy when dunked in milk-

I-I DONT WANNA CRUMBLE-

[BUILDERMAN already looks like he's about to hurl, practically covering his mouth with a stubby hand.]

[builderhog]

Takes a glass of milk and dunks you in

[ANON has made BUILDERMAN sick. Congrats! He probably should've told you he gets sick consuming milk...]

[builderhog]

may I just - hold the tiny bean - gently holds meme -

It feels different bein' picked up when I'm the one who normally picks other up.

[builderhog]

Picks up Buider

"Raspberry my favorite"

Anno licks thier lips

"Just kidding little Cookie Builder. I came here to bring you the gingerbread house I made myself."

Thwy set down the house before disappearing into the shadows

No no-! I-I ain't Raspberry! I'm Cherry flavoured ^^'

But thanks for the house :D

[builderhog]

*gaaaaasp* dawwwww you're so tiiiinyyyyy

I think I'm half an apple tall... not sure. Hmmm.