Ask the Guardians of the Galaxy

Ask blog for everyone’s favorite a-holes. It’s a little good. It’s a little bad. It’s a bit of both.

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So, do you guardians have any plans for the upcoming summer?

Not a one, sadly.

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Hey Thor, since you’re on the team, does that mean you’ll see Angela?

Who?

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Hey Nebula, how does it feel to have a son? Are you going to be a better parent than Thanos was to you?

It’s very hard, but I’m trying even harder to be better than Thanos....I can’t let Adam go through that...

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Gamora, with your sister now a mom, how does it feel to be an aunt?

Being an Aunt is the best. I can’t wait to give Adam his first training dagger. And seeing Peter play with him is very cute. But don’t tell him I said that.

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Hey Wolverine, ever hung out with Nebula? She seems like your type of person.

I’ve given her a couple parenting tips, but aside from that we don’t talk much

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Hey drax, you ever thought about training with wolverine? I bet he would give you a run for your money.

Logan and I spar all the time. I win half the time.

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Hey Mantis, how’s little baby Warlock doing? Are you and Nebula enjoying motherhood?

I gotta take this one cause Manny and Nebs are on diaper duty right now. But yeah, they’re both fantastic moms. Adam’s the calmest little fella. He keeps trying to eat Yondu’s arrow.

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Evening T’Challa. How does it feel to be part of the Guardians of the Galaxy? Have they given you any trouble since you joined?

Greetings. It is...strange, being part of the Guardians. But Shuri insisted we join. Rocket keep fiddling with our technology. I think he is a bad influence on Shuri.

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If I started a Guardians of the Galaxy discord fan server, would anybody join?

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Hey everybody! It took us about a year but guess who we finally found?!

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Hello Mantis and Nebula, where did you find little Adam Warlock?

Someone abandoned him in front of our ship on Knowhere before we left for Terra this morning. I don’t know why anyone would do that. He’s so small, and so sweet. He was so afraid before Nebula picked him up.

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Hey Groot, how does one strive to become their ultimate self?

I am Groot.

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Hello, everyone. Me and Mantis have some good news.

Nebula and I have found a little baby boy today, and we’ve decided to adopt him.

His name is Adam. Adam Warlock.

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Hey Gamora, how is married life treating you?

Oh, it’s fantastic. I’ve never been happier, and I never thought I’d be lucky enough to have this. In fact, me and Peter have actually been talking about adding to the family.

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Yo Ant-Man, how’s it feel being a Guardian of the Galaxy?

Not gonna lie, it's bit weird sometimes. Rocket sees me as a pet, and I think he’s been trying to experiment on me. But other than that, it’s great. They all love Cassie to pieces.

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Hey Yondu, do you use any other kind of weapon when fighting or just your whistler arrow?

I just use my arrow. It gets the job done.

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Yo Wolverine, ever play cards with Carol?

Yeah, me and Carol love playing poker the most. Although if Laura’s around, we play Go Fish