jane!

✨Jane Hopper-Byers✨ Mage, Artist, and Eggo Lover(: Ask, and you shall receive!

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

top 5 tips and tricks to be joyous and whimsical

oooh!! ooh okay!

doodle over every paper you’re given. it doesn’t have to take skill, just simple swirls and flowers will do fine! anything that looks like a fairy would draw or the patterns of a winged butterfly :)

think positive thoughts about the people around you! just the first thing that comes to mind, like “i like their shirt”! It might be hard at first but eventually it will be natural and you’ll think more positively about the world around you!!

skip or dance instead of walk :3

draw fun colors and shapes on your hands or customize your clothes with markers!! you can write your favorite bands or shows or characters or ANYTHING!!

i like to make up silly mnemonic devices whenever i have to memorize anything!!

[ask-the-wheeler]

PENIS!

Good, now that I have everyone's attention. I will be taking a trip to the Big Apple on the 20th.

Despite her being a bitch, I will ask @ask-the-hopperbyers if she wants to join so she can visit her brothers...

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

while i don’t appreciate that you called me a bitch.. yes, i would like to go see will.

[ask-the-wheeler]

You have been acting like one...

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

Well you’ve been acting like a jerk to all your friends.

[ask-the-wheeler]

That's because I am one. I'm also a piece of shit. Scum. Worthless. A waste of air. Add some if you please— besides, my friends have become one friend. Singular. I don't have any friends anymore, not counting my obviously only friend.

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

Don’t say that. You are not any of those things. I would like to be your friend, Mike. But it seems like you don’t want me around so i’ve been giving you space.

[ask-the-wheeler]

I don't want me around...

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

I want you around.

[ask-the-wheeler]

You want the 12 year old boy around, the boy who worshipped you... not the sad fuck, who has lost control over his own life because he dared to let his guard down.

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

I don’t want anyone to worship me. I want you in your life, no matter how sad or hurt you are. You’re still my friend.

[ask-the-wheeler]

PENIS!

Good, now that I have everyone's attention. I will be taking a trip to the Big Apple on the 20th.

Despite her being a bitch, I will ask @ask-the-hopperbyers if she wants to join so she can visit her brothers...

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

while i don’t appreciate that you called me a bitch.. yes, i would like to go see will.

[ask-the-wheeler]

You have been acting like one...

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

Well you’ve been acting like a jerk to all your friends.

[ask-the-wheeler]

That's because I am one. I'm also a piece of shit. Scum. Worthless. A waste of air. Add some if you please— besides, my friends have become one friend. Singular. I don't have any friends anymore, not counting my obviously only friend.

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

Don’t say that. You are not any of those things. I would like to be your friend, Mike. But it seems like you don’t want me around so i’ve been giving you space.

[ask-the-wheeler]

I don't want me around...

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

I want you around.

[ask-the-wheeler]

PENIS!

Good, now that I have everyone's attention. I will be taking a trip to the Big Apple on the 20th.

Despite her being a bitch, I will ask @ask-the-hopperbyers if she wants to join so she can visit her brothers...

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

while i don’t appreciate that you called me a bitch.. yes, i would like to go see will.

[ask-the-wheeler]

You have been acting like one...

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

Well you’ve been acting like a jerk to all your friends.

[ask-the-wheeler]

That's because I am one. I'm also a piece of shit. Scum. Worthless. A waste of air. Add some if you please— besides, my friends have become one friend. Singular. I don't have any friends anymore, not counting my obviously only friend.

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

Don’t say that. You are not any of those things. I would like to be your friend, Mike. But it seems like you don’t want me around so i’ve been giving you space.

[ask-the-wheeler]

PENIS!

Good, now that I have everyone's attention. I will be taking a trip to the Big Apple on the 20th.

Despite her being a bitch, I will ask @ask-the-hopperbyers if she wants to join so she can visit her brothers...

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

while i don’t appreciate that you called me a bitch.. yes, i would like to go see will.

[ask-the-wheeler]

You have been acting like one...

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

Well you’ve been acting like a jerk to all your friends.

[ask-the-wheeler]

PENIS!

Good, now that I have everyone's attention. I will be taking a trip to the Big Apple on the 20th.

Despite her being a bitch, I will ask @ask-the-hopperbyers if she wants to join so she can visit her brothers...

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

while i don’t appreciate that you called me a bitch.. yes, i would like to go see will.

[lovelyfinn-deactivated20260423]

I would trade in Jim Hopper for a big mac & a large fry

[ask-the-wheeler]

AND A DIET COKE WITH ICE!

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

D:

[ask-the-wheeler]

He's old anyways

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

You’re older. Dinosaur.

[ask-the-wheeler]

Oh wait, I'm too old for you? That's suspicious, JANE.

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

And what’s suspicious about THAT, Michael?

[ask-the-wheeler]

Nevermind.

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

… You’re suspicious.

[ask-the-wheeler]

Sure. If you say so.

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

Okie

[lovelyfinn-deactivated20260423]

I would trade in Jim Hopper for a big mac & a large fry

[ask-the-wheeler]

AND A DIET COKE WITH ICE!

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

D:

[ask-the-wheeler]

He's old anyways

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

You’re older. Dinosaur.

[ask-the-wheeler]

Oh wait, I'm too old for you? That's suspicious, JANE.

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

And what’s suspicious about THAT, Michael?

[ask-the-wheeler]

Nevermind.

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

… You’re suspicious.

[lovelyfinn-deactivated20260423]

I would trade in Jim Hopper for a big mac & a large fry

[ask-the-wheeler]

AND A DIET COKE WITH ICE!

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

D:

[ask-the-wheeler]

He's old anyways

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

You’re older. Dinosaur.

[ask-the-wheeler]

Oh wait, I'm too old for you? That's suspicious, JANE.

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

And what’s suspicious about THAT, Michael?

[lovelyfinn-deactivated20260423]

I would trade in Jim Hopper for a big mac & a large fry

[ask-the-wheeler]

AND A DIET COKE WITH ICE!

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

D:

[ask-the-wheeler]

He's old anyways

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

You’re older. Dinosaur.

[lovelyfinn-deactivated20260423]

I would trade in Jim Hopper for a big mac & a large fry

[ask-the-wheeler]

AND A DIET COKE WITH ICE!

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

D:

[noihavenosanitythanksforasking]

the fact that el only got to have one bf and that bf was mike wheeler is criminal

[ask-the-wheeler]

I was a great boyfriend

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

…

[spaceoddity6]

okay so i’ve started calling jane by her birth name in EVERY way possible so may I present the new platonic elmike ship name:

☆ whopper ☆

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

mike isn’t speaking to me right now but i think this is funny.

@ask-the-wheeler

[lyxchen]

MIKE AND EL BREAK UP AND SUDDENLY HE CAN TELL HER THAT HE LOVES HER AGAIN BECAUSE NOW IT'S PLATONIC AND MIKE LOVES EL PLATONICALLY, SEND POST

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

@ask-the-wheeler

[lyxchen]

MIKE AND EL BREAK UP AND SUDDENLY HE CAN TELL HER THAT HE LOVES HER AGAIN BECAUSE NOW IT'S PLATONIC AND MIKE LOVES EL PLATONICALLY, SEND POST

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

@ask-the-wheeler

[orbitlock]

you know that scene in season 3 where max asks el if mike’s a good kisser and el’s like “idk he’s my first boyfriend” .. max says that she can teach her what good kisses are like if el wants to. max constantly makes sure el is comfortable and gently kisses her. it makes el realize how good it is, smiling hard against her lips. they make out and el realizes she doesn’t want to kiss mike, or any boy, ever again

[ask-the-wheeler]

@ask-the-mayfield YOU KISSED MY AT THE TIME GIRLFRIEND?

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

woops.. you weren’t supposed to find out.

[ask-the-wheeler]

What? That you CHEATED on me?

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

mike. i had dumped your ass. it wasn’t cheating!

[ask-the-wheeler]

IT WAS JUST A BREAK! THAT'S... what???? You totally cheated on me with the evil pumpkin gnome.

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

Evil pumpkin gnome??! Are we even talking about the same person?! -and no, we were not together!

[ask-the-wheeler]

Yes! I'm talking about Maxine Mayfield...

We... you know what, nevermind. I don't care.

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

Yeah.. I think you have bigger problems right now.

[ask-the-wheeler]

What?

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

What?? I didn’t say anything…👀

[ask-the-wheeler]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

Nothing :)

[ask-the-wheeler]

You're talking about my dick, aren't you? Go on, say no. Give me my 13th reason. You're already 11.

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

Wow, rude.

Well, i’m not talking about your dick. I’d say you have your own problems to sort out with a certain something that starts with a W and rhymes with skill….

[ask-the-wheeler]

Is that funny to you? Are you enjoying this? Are you enjoying yourself, Jane? I hope so...

I bet you and Will write little letters and talk shit about me. Isn't that what's happening?

Well. Fuck you. Both of you. I wish I had never met either of you!

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

.. Jane could tell she struck a nerve.

Oh so now you’ll call me Jane? I see how it is. And for your information, no. Will and I do not write hate letters about you. We’re not some obsessed freaks. I wish I had never met you either, just skipped to kissing Max.

So she struck it again.

[ask-the-wheeler]

Fucking fantastic!

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

[orbitlock]

you know that scene in season 3 where max asks el if mike’s a good kisser and el’s like “idk he’s my first boyfriend” .. max says that she can teach her what good kisses are like if el wants to. max constantly makes sure el is comfortable and gently kisses her. it makes el realize how good it is, smiling hard against her lips. they make out and el realizes she doesn’t want to kiss mike, or any boy, ever again

[ask-the-wheeler]

@ask-the-mayfield YOU KISSED MY AT THE TIME GIRLFRIEND?

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

woops.. you weren’t supposed to find out.

[ask-the-wheeler]

What? That you CHEATED on me?

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

mike. i had dumped your ass. it wasn’t cheating!

[ask-the-wheeler]

IT WAS JUST A BREAK! THAT'S... what???? You totally cheated on me with the evil pumpkin gnome.

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

Evil pumpkin gnome??! Are we even talking about the same person?! -and no, we were not together!

[ask-the-wheeler]

Yes! I'm talking about Maxine Mayfield...

We... you know what, nevermind. I don't care.

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

Yeah.. I think you have bigger problems right now.

[ask-the-wheeler]

What?

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

What?? I didn’t say anything…👀

[ask-the-wheeler]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

Nothing :)

[ask-the-wheeler]

You're talking about my dick, aren't you? Go on, say no. Give me my 13th reason. You're already 11.

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

Wow, rude.

Well, i’m not talking about your dick. I’d say you have your own problems to sort out with a certain something that starts with a W and rhymes with skill….

[ask-the-wheeler]

Is that funny to you? Are you enjoying this? Are you enjoying yourself, Jane? I hope so...

I bet you and Will write little letters and talk shit about me. Isn't that what's happening?

Well. Fuck you. Both of you. I wish I had never met either of you!

[ask-the-hopperbyers]

.. Jane could tell she struck a nerve.

Oh so now you’ll call me Jane? I see how it is. And for your information, no. Will and I do not write hate letters about you. We’re not some obsessed freaks. I wish I had never met you either, just skipped to kissing Max.

So she struck it again.