Humanstuck

If you are interested in auditioning, look at our CAST LIST to see which characters are open! If you find a character you would like to audition for, go to our HOW TO AUDITION page. Thank you, enjoy the blog, and ASK AWAY!

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Vriska is Offline

AG: I have no reason to leave or anything

AG: I just really don’t want to talk to any of you

AG: 8ye-8ye

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Hey Vriska how's spidermom???

AG: Ummmmmmmm

AG: ........

AG: Oh look!!!!!!!!

AG: My cat, pay attention to him

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Tavros is online

i BLEACH THE BLUE OUT OF MY HAIR, bUT THEN SHE CHANGES MY SHAMPOO, aND NOW I’M STUCK LOOKING LIKE A SNOWFLAKE, tHE PAIN NEVER STOPS

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AG: May8e

AG: Just may8e 

AG; Your life wouldn’t 8e so incredi8ly useless and 8oring if you would just listen to me 

AG: And keep your hair 8lue........

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Tavros is online...And Confused

dID vRISKA DYE MY HAIR WHILE I WAS ASLEEP??

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AG: It suited you :::;)

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Hey are you Vriska or (Vriska) ???

AG: Woooooooow........

AG: I am so offended!!!!!!!!

AG: Do I actually look like a fat punk 8itch????????

AG: I may need to do something........different!!!!!!!!

AG: Rehabili8tion may8e????????

AG: Anything to keep myself from sinking that low

AG: Ugh 

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Hey Vriska are there any downsides to fangs??

AG: Lipstick gets on them easily ::::(

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vris ur rlly hot

AG: Ummmmmmmm

AG: I know????????

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Vriska is Online

AG: Uggggggggh!!!!!!!! 

AG: Hair is messy today >::::( 

AG: It’s 8een soooooooo long

AG: No need to cry anymore, the 8est of the 8est has returned 

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Sawtooth is offline

tough crowd tonight huh

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Sawtooth is online

the name’s seth

seth salvador

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Can we audition for gender-bend characters? :0

We prefer not due to simple confusion of when people submit questions addressing a characters name, and not a specific gender.

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Tavros is offline

oH NO, i THINK I HEAR SOMEONE CALLING MY NAME,, i GUESS I HAVE TO GO NOW BYE,

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Tavros you seem to be having a slight problem

a SLIGHT PROBLEM?wITH EVERYTHING THAT’S GOING ON i’M HAVING A LOT OF PROBLEMS,mY HAIR IS A SNOWFLAKE,eRIDAN IS FLIRTING WITH ME,aND I CAN’T FIND THAT CAT,tHINGS ARE NOT OKAY RIGHT NOW,

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But tavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv!

yOU’RE BEING RATHER ANNOYING,aND i’D RATHER NOT LISTEN TO YOU TREATING ME LIKE YOU TREAT fEFERI,,

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,,, nO,

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!!!!!! THERES A FURRY BEAST BEHIND YOU TAVROS

tHAT WAS A CAT,,tHEY SEEM TO CLING TO PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLERGIC AND i DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY,,

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Tavros is online

i BLEACH THE BLUE OUT OF MY HAIR, bUT THEN SHE CHANGES MY SHAMPOO, aND NOW I’M STUCK LOOKING LIKE A SNOWFLAKE, tHE PAIN NEVER STOPS