And He Will Answer!

Greetings, mortals! I am Thor, son of the great Odin and wielder of Mjölnir. I have decided that I shall make a habit of speaking to you all, for Asgard grows quiet in these past days. Do not hesitate to ponder. You humans have so many questions, after all. Currently tracking: askthemightythor (( Independent Ask blog, movie-based. All images used aren't mine unless otherwise stated. I don't own Thor, yadda yadda. ))

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What, in your opinion, would a suitable offering to one of your stature be?

I am perfectly content with offerings of poptarts and mugs of coffee!

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We must never strike one another unless in pitched combat! Combat must be agreed upon between two consenting aggressors!

I am firmly against the hitting of anyone without the consent of battle or a formal duel and it is a cowardly act, no matter the gender! I have always been a great fan of battles and duels, and only ever have I struck my enemies unawares.

But all this "hitting" business? Absolutely not! No matter one's gender, the striking of another -- in the manner that you are referring to, Greyface -- is unacceptable!

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Thor, what do you think of the new tumblr lay out?

It is most confusing! It took Stark nearly six hours to educate me on the new methods being used by this website. But for the dedication I feel to you all, no price is too steep to pay! I will conquer this new battlefield!

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All is well again! The gracious blogger has recovered from her illness -- I saw to the healing process myself -- and I am back to answer all of your inquiries! Come forth!

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so thor-blogger caught a stomach virus.  unfortunately there'll be some radio silence today and possibly tomorrow. sorry guys :c

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EY THOR MY HOME DOG SKILLET HOW YOU DO DOIN BOY YOU GOOD?

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What's your favorite Midgardin holiday?

Leif Erikson day! 'Tis a day to celebrate exploration of uncharted lands, and the courage required to go forth into the unknown and forge a path the likes of which the world has never seen!

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psst, disable the Missing E function that let's you add tags to an ask before you publish it! Then you'll be able to answer asks.

Oh. Well, poo, now I can't put in my sassy tags immediately. But it works! Huzzah! Thank you everyone!

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tumblr is being a massive douche with this new update and not letting me answer asks for some reason. so i'm sorry for the delay everyone!

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ask-iron-man replied to your post: Mighty Thor, how does it feel to have such a...

((*creeps*))

That better mean you've brought the blog back to life, Doonsberry.

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Mighty Thor, how does it feel to have such a beautiful girl running this blog?

'Tis an honor to--! Odin's beard! You've seemed to have made her blush furiously!

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Laugh in their faces!

Only the most pathetic fool weighs strength on one's gender. It is a preposterous notion! I have always revered women for their strength and what they endure -- look at Sif, for example, who remains one of the mightiest warriors in Asgardian history! Her gender is inconsequential. She is strong because of who she is!

Pay them no mind, my friend. If you believe yourself to be strong, you shall be strong! The naysayers do not know you as well as you yourself do. Do not allow their prejudice and their cruelty and their deplorable states of mind ruin the pride that you feel inside of you. For then, they will have truly won! And we cannot have that, can we?

And besides, it is an evident fact of life that only a pathetic man wracked with insecurity tries to belittle a woman for being who she is. He is not worth the honor of your time! I say again to laugh in his face and walk away, because one mustn't sour the mood by associating with such a fool!

You also must never forget, Midgardian, that you are never alone in these battles that you will fight in the future! I will be with you every step of the way, if you should need it.

Simply remind the fools who dare talk down to you that if they speak more of their poison that you have the hammer of Mjolnir at your side, the protection of Thor, son of Odin on your shoulders -- and that they have nothing but their own prejudices and cruelties.  

You are strong and they are weak!

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Mighty Thor, do you have a favourite Midgardin band/mucisian?

I am very fond of the genre of Midgardian music known as 'electronic'! I find it fitting of the god of thunder -- hahahaha!

Barton insists that I sample the voice of a Midgardian lad by the name of Justin, son of Bieber? He assures me that this music is much loved in many regions of Midgard!

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I'm mildly curious, what did you think of coffee when when you first tried it? You know, right before smashing the mug due to still being unfamiliar to earth traditions?

I found it to be quite bitter at first! It was a deeply fascinating moment before I decided that I found it delicious! And, in Asgard, when one finds a drink particularly delectable  it is customary to smash it upon the ground to express one's satisfaction!

'Tis the manners of which I was raised with!

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... Schlong? What is this 'schlong', and why must it be above average?

Is this another type of Midgardian delicacy?

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What princess did Loki meet on Alfheim?

Well, we had known her family for years! She was one of the Light Elves of Alfheim! In our earlier days she was quite keen on my brother and my father predicted there would a marriage within a year! And considering Loki's less-than-fortunate-ways with women we thought it to be an effective match! She was a bit of a silly thing, but in time they would have grown accustomed to one another, I always thought!

But of course Loki, ever the mischief-maker, set the girl's garden ablaze. He claims it a pure mistake but I know my brother and it was no "pure mistake".

The fool could have been king of Alfheim! And there he would have had his own world to rule with a fair queen at his side! And all this unfortunate business with Midgard could have been avoided!

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hey lil mama lemme whisper in ur ear

Why would you whisper? Is that not a less effective method of getting your message across? It is likely I will not be able to hear you!

And I believe you might have me mistaken for another, for I am no 'mama'!