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Oc x canon (?) homestuck blog!

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[A flick and a camers turns on, showing the setting for an interview. Three people sit opposite of the interviewer, sat close together on a couch.]

[The woman starts to speak, a polite look on her face, before she's being interrupted by a man in shades. He's grinning lazily at the camera.]

[The two bicker, the woman even tugs his ear in a scolding manner. The man in glasses sitting besides them hardly reacts, seemingly used to it, and takes up talking for them.]

[That settles the bickering duo down.]

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-This'll be a mostly exclusively text based blog for funsies. Occasional art will be provided but more for character reference!

-This is.. loosely an ask blog, more just a place for dump all the oc stuff we have on the brain and share it with the world

-Feel free to leave questions! We'd be happy to answer ^v^ As many nsfw thoughts that we have about them, try to keep the rounchy stuff to a minimum

-Adam Dawson and Alma Foster belong to @nintendont2502 and I! D is... Technically a Homestuck character, but he shows up for .5 seconds and basically belongs to Milo so LMAO very loosely a canon character

Anyways uh !! Hope y'all like the movie bugs ig? We sure love them !!

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What would happen if the idiot boys had to take over makeup for a day and alma did directing?

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// incorrect quotes dump

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Favorite fruits?

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[Without missing a beat, Adam and Alma point at D just as he starts his answer.]

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so who does dirk belong to? like yeah you all take care of him or whatever, but who's his real parent/s?

[All three of them look offended. Alma cradles Dirk in her arms, D hugs them protectively, and Adam holds an arm out as if she was shielded them from harm. Dirk looks mildly annoyed.]

[The interviewer awkwardly nods.]

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fuck marry kill each other

[D grins, leaning back in his seat. Adam rolls his eyes. Alma looks mock-offended.]

[There's an almost simultaenous "Language" from the three adults. D sighs.]

[Adam tries to interject between the two bickering on the couch, but neither of them notice.]

[D points at the camera, clearly playing up how annoyed he actually is.]

[Alma rolls her eyes. The interviewer turns to Adam, clearly desperate to stop the arguing.]

[The three of them devolve into bickering, almost impossible to make out. Dirk leans towards the camera.]

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for alma - if you could do anything with your life, what would ot be? surely you don't just want to hang around with these two idiots forever

[D slings an arm around Alma's shoulders with a laugh, Adam grins fondly, and Dirk sprawls across their laps.]

[Alma laughs as D and Adam kiss the sides of her head, keeping her trapped between them.]

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the rumor come out: does adam dawson and David Strider is gay?

[The two of them are holding hands, fingers laced together. They've been like that even before the question.]

[Alma snickers from besides them.]

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so. what are you guys on

[D looks like he's been given a golden opportunity. Adam covers Dirk's ears once again.]

[Somehow, D makes it obvious he's rolling his eyes behind his shades.]

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What was the worst day on the set like?

[Adam fidgets a little, rubbing at the spot just under her left eye. He smiles a grin that's obviously forced, D gets uncharacteristically quiet and uncomfortable looking. Alma and Dirk both scoot closer.]

[It was the set of the third movie. They'd been working hard and fast as always, too hard probably. It wasn't as safe, not as many regulations to keep people in the clear in case of an accident or emergency. Of course it backfired.]

[A set started to crumbled after machinery error, people nearly got hurt. Adam got hurt. She'd pulled someone out of harms way just in time for a heavy stage light to fall, glass shattering and shooting out. Just a little higher and Adam would have lost an eye.]

[Adam hadn't been hurt badly, all things considered- a few stitches under his eye, a few cuts and bruised from flying debris, a sprained leg from falling in her rush to protect someone else. It still made an impact. Movie productions slowed considerably, both for quality and safety, and multiple security policies were put in place. D is the first to advocate for the safety of his crew after such an accident happened under his watch.]

[It was a blessing in disguise. It left them more time to care for their son.]

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Dont get me wrong i love sbahj, buuuut how in the name of whoever that adorable kid was did you come up with this fever dream of a movie series,

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[Dirk looks distinctly peeved, arms crossed.]

[Alma looks him up and down, a hand on her chin.]

[Dirk whips around to look where D points. D looks right at the camera and mouths one word.]

[Adam tugs D's ear. Alma keeps Dirk from looking. The interviewer does not look surprised.]

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Was Strider's intent with the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff cinematic universe to have it all mean things or are fans making things up to ignore the possibility that it's completely nonsensical on purpose?

[D sighs, leaning back while crossing his arms.]

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How do you three feel about the Oscars?

[Dirk beckons the camera and interviewer closer, grinning.]

[D flounders, face going a deep shade of red. Adam looks incredibly smug. Alma is clearly trying not to break out laughing.]

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How do you feel about fans of your work?

[There's commotion behind the camera before a little figure is dashing towards the couch, half hoping onto the three.]

[The interviewer looks on awkwardly as the three fuss over and scold the child who doesn't look older than thirteen.]

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// Ref for assistant director Adam!

- He/she

- 6'0, maybe a lil taller

- The quiet type that fades into the background and likes it that way

- Has a scar right under her eye from an accident on set. It's light and usually hidden behind his glasses

- Bisexual genderqueer

- Refuses to touch drugs, but occasionally drinks. Doesn't like getting drunk, did that enough in his college days

- Was in film school with D

- She was incredibly uncreative with his chumhandle and just wanted it to be his initials. The nickname 'AD' is sometimes used

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// Ref for head makeup artist Alma!

- She/her

- She is short. 5'5 ish

- Will fuck you up though, she's fast and good with an improvised weapon. Has taken multiple self defense classes

- Unlabeled queer woman

- Used to smoke heavily but has since mostly quit, sometimes picks it back up when very stressed

- Has been on the team since movie number 2

- Firey with a temper, she makes her opinions very known

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How did you get ben stiller to agree to fall down stairs for 20 minutes.

[Adam and Alma light up, launching into an explanation together.]

[The camera pans to D, who's looking at the over two with a fond expression.]

[His response is distracted.]