from the desk of Colby Jack

and sometimes Chilli Pepper

[ask-the-pepperjack-twins]

Good evening. My name? Colby Jack. My game? This is no game.

Who am I kidding? Detective work is like a cold glass of milk: nothing but fun

Our clients like cheese, Jackie.

My apologies. Like the first bite of Swiss cheese. Regardless, I'm a private investigator, and I'm here to investigate privates

Privately, Jack.

Investigate privately. Thank you, Chilli. Send me your cases and I'll solve them.

Send me things to say to Jack to annoy him 8:3c

This is going to be a long day...

INTRODUCTION

(Don't spoil the surprise, ok? I've got a good thing going here, and I'm NOT going to lose it because ONE OF YOU MOOKS couldn't keep their lips tight...)

[artfight]

THREE DAYS! Oh, sorry - maybe we should keep our voices down since he's sleeping. And make sure that you take care of yourself during Art Fight - drink water, take plenty of breaks, and eat some tasty meals!

Artwork by CondensedMilk!

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We have three days to live, Chilli.

I'm trying to draw us in red suits for the theme, but I can't find any red! All we have are 50 shades of gray!

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Art Fight

An art gifting game

It's us!

Can confirm

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(Motivation is hard, man. I think I can be done soon. Hopefully)

[limendale-writes]

Jack, let us introduce you to your baby boy/girl !!!

“She’s a girl.. I waited for you to wake up to name her..”

“She’s beautiful Steve…”

“What should we name her?

“How about.. Angelique.. pepperband?”

“Perfect.. our little Angie..”

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See bro, told you mpreg wasn't canon to us

Close one, I was worried for a sec there

Would it help if we advanced the main story? There's supposed to be a few more cases before the really relevant one, but we can cut to the chase if you want

One more low-stakes case. One more

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How are you twins doing also heya it’s lime!!

We're doing gouda, but what the actual hell is that thing?

[limendale-writes]

Hey Jack Are You Pregnant

“… well uh.. yes… cuz of that one ask… ugh..”

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Ey sis, is this Canon to us?

No, no, it can't be, that's a different Jack!

Oh thank god, I was worried for a sec 'dere

Hehe, yeah... yeah... he can never know

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10 posts!

Pretty cool. We should probably start doing our job now

...

...

Nnaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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I mean...

Happy pride month, but flag culture doesn't really... work, around here

We spent the last 6 hours making sure we didn't get the wrong flags. I'm still not entirely convinced!

(I, Einstein, am behind the camera! And I am above these concepts! Which I am told makes me Agender, AroAce, and possibly Non-Binary depending on your circle! Mwahahahahahahaaa!)

[ask-the-pepperjack-twins]

(Guys I swear this blog isn't dead I just haven't gotten any asks. At all. It's completely empty)

[aspergerasparagus]

Let's party like its 1934!

Piece I did for the Mouse P.I server with a load of everyones ocs! It took awhile but finally got it done hooray!

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Excuse us, the WHAT?

OP send the link

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Issue #2

Every story starts somewhere...

First

Last

Next (TBD)

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5 posts!

That's a milestone. I'll give you guys until to tomorrow to send me an ask before the story begins. Surprised I still haven't gotten one yet. Must be because people prefer Chilli, that's always it...

[stretch-time]

These are kinda meh but I think im getting stronger about it >:3

Sally Bandel belongs to @nokoartz ! Vortex belongs to me

Colby Burrata belongs to @demonangelgirl134 ! Brie belongs to me

And the Pepper twins belongs to @ask-the-pepperjack-twins ! Cheddar belongs to me :3

[ask-the-pepperjack-twins]

Hey, that's pretty gouda!

Abwawbawawbawabwawabwabwabwa

Chilli what are you doing

Abwawbawbawabwabwabwavwavwabwabwabwabwabwabwabeabwabwabwa

Chilli you know I don't like when you make strange noises without telling me where you got em from

AbwbabwbabwbwvnwvwbavwbwvwbwvwnwbwwbwHRK-

OH I KNOW THAT ONE! KEEP IT IN CHILLI KEEP IT IN!

Hmrrrrrrghhhhhhg...

CHEESUS CRUST CHILLI YOU CANNOT BLOW THIS PLACE UP RIGHT NOW KEEP IT IN

BWEH! Oh god I'm so sorry-

OUT THE WINDOW OUT THE WINDOW OUT THE WINDOW

IT'S GOod arrr-

THE BOMB, NOT YOU!

SWEET CHEDDAR IT'S GONNA BLOW!

Footage Lost.

(Creator girl here. I really like this art. Sure, it took me a while to figure out who's who, but other than that, nailed it! Pretty sure you upheld a secret VERY PLOT-RELEVANT rule I shouldn't be bringing up right now, too. Bravo, bravo!)

[stretch-time]

i wanna draw my mouse pi ocs with other ocs about it...i think itd be fun

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8:3c

Chilli, this is not the client you're supposed to bring me

Aw cmon!

Go back and follow the script properly

Ok... (Call us)

HEY!

I'm not really in a place where I can draw right now, but I'd love to throw our OCs at eachother until something explodes. Probably Chilli. You free in 2 hours?

[limendale-writes]

So Jack, whatever happened to that weird brain gun you got in the nuthouse while hallucinating off that weird cheese fume?

To be honest, I was very concerned about that whole ordeal.

“It gave me a bit of the creeps..”

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Why do we even HAVE that thing?

First

Last

Next

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Issue #1

Every Story Ends Somewhere

Go ahead. I don't bite

First (you are here)

Next

Last (impossible)