I’ll Steal Your Hearts!

The leader of the Phantom Thieves is here to answer your questions! (Post canon, Ren stays in Tokyo au, icon by @octolingedits, this blog is not spoiler free! I also have an Arisato Twins askblog! @ask-the-arisato-twins! I also have a Yu askblog! @ask-the-inaba-wildcard! I also have a Koromaru askblog! @ask-the-sees-doggo!)

[ask-the-arisato-twins]

(Ooc: Alright, here’s The Who’s dating Who masterlist for each blog.)

Arisato Twins/SEES Doggo:

Minato/Akihiko

Yukari/Mitsuru

Junpei/Chidori

Fuuka/Shinjiro

Phantom Trickster:

Ren/Ryuji

Ann/Shiho

Haru/Makoto

Futaba/Hikari

Inaba Wildcard:

Yu/Yosuke

Yukiko/Chie

Rise/Kanami

Labrys/Teddie

Mirage Lord:

Itsuki/Touma

Tsubasa/Ellie

Kiria/Yashiro

Ace Attorneys:

Phoenix/Miles

Apollo/Klavier

Franziska/Maya

Simon/Nahyuta

Juniper/Athena

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HATO: These guys get creative with their shenanigans, don't they? I mean, I didn't think I'd see morse code!

Ren: They really do. And that’s not even the first time it’s happened!

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ah, you’ve quite the discerning eye! yes i have in fact removed my gender in order to hold more knives, and they could all be yours for a special price. now then, shall we discuss my wares? i promise all of these are legitimate, i’m as upstanding as a knife dealer can be. you may even take a look for yourself if you do not believe me.

- xanthe

Ren: Now that’s what I’m talking about! So, Mx. Xanthe, I see that your wares are excellent. Legitimate beauties. What’s your price?

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Ren you are so cute and adorable.

Ren: I know~

Ren: Thanks. Really.

[ask-the-phantom-trickster]

how do u feel about the funky lil key holding boy in smash

Ren: Oh, I think it’s great! I love Kingdom Hearts!

[ask-the-phantom-trickster]

(Gently hugs Akechi)

Goro: Agh! No!

Ren: You’re getting affection whether you like it or not!

[ask-the-phantom-trickster]

Hello Phantom Thieves, how’s everyone in the group doing? And all of you are my favorites! But if I have to choose my top five: Yusuke, Ann, Ryuji, Noir, and Makoto. Girls gotta stick together! Name’s Brianna btw 😊

Ren: Hello! Nice to meet you, Brianna!

Ren: Hope you enjoy being here!

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Everytime I hear Ryuji say "for real?", I just can't help by smile!

Ryuji: Aw, thanks.

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(Translation: Waffles or Pancakes?)

Goro: Oh, go fuck yourself.

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hiya i’m xanthe, resident knife dealer. would you like a knife (or several)?

Ren: Hello Mx. Xanthe I would like as many knives as you’ve got.

Makoto: IGNORE HIM.

Ren, whispering: Call me later.

[ask-the-phantom-trickster]

am sad today. may i have cuddle?

Ren: Sorry this is late, have some hugs!

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We’re the Shuake fics hilariously good or hilariously bad?

Goro: Bad. Very bad.

Ren: Hilariously bad. It’s amazing.

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Follow up question: Goro, what do you think of the fanfics people wrote about you and the previously unknown leader of the Phantom Thieves?

Goro: I hated them. So much. They were so out of character.

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Goro can I give you a hug?

Goro: Ugh, fine, whatever.

Ren: Maybe you just want hugs?

Goro: nO I DON’T-

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The best thing about turn 22 is that I can make as many "I'm feeling 22" jokes as I want until I turn 23.

Ren: Hah! Sweet!

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Hey Morgana what’s it like living with Ren?

Morgana: I like it here. I get great food, the Chief is nice, and I get to go out as much as I want.

Ren: I can’t control him-

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Hey Yusuke why do you make a picture frame using your fingers? I don’t know why you do it but I think that it’s kinda cute when you do that.

Yusuke: I use it as a visualization technique.

Yusuke: It’s to plan pieces out within the confines of my mind before I bring it to canvas.