ask the red leader (thats me!)

hello there ladies gentleman, and others. i am the great red leader ;) ask me some questions and its highly possible ill give you an answer!

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Hello my beautiful specimens. My name is Red Leader, other wise known as Tord, other wise known as the greatest army ruler of all time. My pronouns are she/her and he/him and if you even dare call me anything besides those, my entire army is coming after you.

You cann ask me anything— my hobbies, my friends, what im doing this weekend, you can even ask about... questionable things. But dont ask me about my childhood or whether or not Im human.

Because Ill answer those questions right now! I had a great childhood and Im fully, entirely human ^^

By the way, if you see white/black text it means me as in the person running this blog is talking

But red text means me, as in tord is talking.

If im speaking norwegian the text will look like this

Nsfw asks are allowed of course. Im always up for a little horniness when its needed~ :) Anyway, id love to see your beautiful asks sent my way. Goodbye

- love cameron and tord

(P.S ill add more to this post as time goes on)

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you like to watch nsfw cartoons?

Absolutely

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My Lord of Darkness, just letting u know I'm here if you need me, mkay?

Thanks, my love :)

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Tord being gay

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Do you feel guilty for betraying your friends?

I dont really like thinking about it...

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I wish I could take you with me to a magical world of darkness, lust, and control. And while we go there, we make out like lovesick teenagers... We could be unstoppable...

Truly... we... we could... yeah...

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OOC: now that schools kicked off again, itll be harder to answer asks. You can still send asks while im at school, but dont be upset if i dont answer them right away. And also, dont spam my asks. Like dont send one ask and then send another saying how youre upset that i didnt answer. Most days I come home dizzy, hungry, and with my head hurting. Sometimes a lot of asks can be overwhelming. So yeah. Okay buh bye

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Tordy! Can I paint your nails? I got this really cute purple nail polish and I think it will suit you well! It's sparkly too!!! ^_^

Yes, of course, Matt. I'd.. I'd really like that actuallly. You'll only be able to do one hand though

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My dear... I feel so empty without you... :C

Likewise ;(

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A million years ago, but hm, what's that that they say? Your skin remembers? Maybe consult that next time you try to blow everything up!

-walks out of the room angrily-

-goes to your kitchen-

-steals your bacon-

>:(

Hey!!

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boo

AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH

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I’m yours forever and always, my sweet angel of darkness.~ <3

And youre forever mine, darling ;)

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First of all, you have a lot of followers, from what I can see.

Second ->DW (is my signature)

and Third, there is a ghost in you base

bye bye

Oh, is it my dads ghost?

Ugh, he has to haunt me at a time like this??

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Tord... since youre so keen on getting real with me, half of your face is almost falling apart, wouldnt necessarily call you not rotten...

Not to mention the whole "almost killing all of you for the sake of world domination lol" part.

I mean like... I can't rot when... I mean... I—....

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weeeelllll, about that, since you're really set on getting practical with me, half of your face is falling apart. I wouldn't necessarily call that the pinnacle of health...

And do I even need to mention the whole "haha let's blow up my husband and my friends house for the sake of world domination lmao XP" isn't exactly the most non rotten thing one can do.

That was like a million years ago...

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yeah, you're holding all of your joy inside. come out of your shell already. no need to be so rotten! :3

Im not being rotten— I cant even rot!

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bloody hell, my bones feel like they have been discombobulated and then put back together with hope and dreams... and copious amounts of ducktape- urghhhhhhhhhh *passes out on the car*

Oh well