I dunno if anyone asked but Intro Boys Intro Intro give us the proper intro 👏👏👏 Speaketh your mind we want to know who is the best boy
“Well you see, we’re kinda new here ourselves, considering we only were summoned into existence about an hour ago... We don’t even really have names yet...”
“Names?? What the hell are you talking about? I’m Shadow! You’re Shadow! All of us are Shadows. We are nothing more than that.”
“Of course you would say that, Pipsqueak.”
“While you fools were busy blabbing about the woods, I already sorted our little naming fiasco. Now let’s see here....Purple, you’re Stitches. Green over there is Droopy. Red, you’re Pipsqueak of course. And I’M Stripes!”
“Because of your hat see?”
“Yeah those names are shit if I’ll be honest.”
*shrug* “Everybody’s a critic.”
“Well...our Light World counterparts are named after their colors, are they not? Perhaps we could do something similar?”
“You really wanna associate us with those FREAKS?!”
“You said it yourself, we’re already their shadows. Besides, Blue Shadow has a point. If we just refer to ourselves as “Shadow” it’s gonna get reeeeeal confusing real fast.”
*Crim says nothing but crosses his arms and grumbles*
“Colors....darker colors?...I guess that would make Red Shadow....Crimson Shadow? Yeah! Crimson like blood.”
*Crim seems to perk up a bit at that*
“You’re....Indigo. But that’s a mouthful. Maybe we should shorten that.”
“My names are clearly superior but I suppose Navy will do.”
“Then I guess that makes me...hmmm...Forest?”
*gasp* “You guys!! We have names!”
As the newly named gang begins their departure into the woods a subtle sense of optimism cuts through the dread.