When Your Parents Run The Universe

The gods are real, and they have kids, and those kids have issues | Ask blog for a Persona 5 PJO AU

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Hey, this blog’s not dead!

Hello people who are still following this blog after two years, thank you for your dedication.

So I’ve been thinking a lot about this and I’ve decided to revamp the blog! I’m going to do a series of character introduction posts and then I’ll start answering asks after those are done! Before that if you want basic details you can look at the Character Profiles page for names/godly parent/ages etc. or the FAQ to get a feel for things, and then feel free to send an ask! The ask box is open already, but I’m going to start answering on Jan 1st.

Hope y’all enjoy!

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Futaba, what’s being the Oracle like?

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Psst

Hey.

So like, I'm taking intro to fiction writing this semester and part of class is occassionally doing writing excercises and long story short anyone wanna read like a vague scene from the Persona 5 PJO AU that exists in my mind at all times?

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It’s out of context AU hours! What the fuck is going on? Trust me, I only have a slightly better grasp on it than you

“Sensei takes care of me.” Yusuke explains. The young man didn’t get it yet, but he would eventually. Really, Sensei was the kindest person you could ever meet. He made sure his art pieces were in good condition, fed, clean. And he didn’t have to. He very well could have just eaten up all the unfortunate demigods who wandered into his domain but he didn’t!

Well, if they caused too much trouble he might, but that’s not Sensei’s fault. And really he wasn’t cruel when he was punishing them. He could have been a lot angrier when Yusuke broke his China set, but he just left Yusuke in the basement for a day.

So really, Yusuke’s thankful to have Sensei to protect him. He’d die out there on his own, otherwise, with all of those monsters roaming about.

Yusuke’s stomach growls.

“When was the last time you ate?” the young woman asks.

“Um… I guess 3 days ago?” Yusuke says. “Why?”

“Is that really taking care of you?” 

Yusuke pouts. “Of course it is! He’s not leaving me to starve or get eaten. You’ll see, this really is the safest place for half-bloods like us, and it’s not so bad being part of Sensei’s collection.”

The trio look at each other, almost as though they’re having a conversation Yusuke can’t understand.

“There’s another safe place for demigods.” The first one says, finally. “Where we come from. You could come with us?”

“Um, I don’t know.” Yusuke says. “I’d feel bad leaving Sensei.”

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Happy two year anniversary to this post especially now that I’m actually doing the fucking askblog for this au

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What sorta things do you guys do at camp? Train and stuff?

Akira: Funny it takes going to Monster-fighting camp to feel normal, huh?

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Ask box closed

Hey all! My tablet decided to crap out on me so I haven’t been able to answer more asks

Sorry for an inconvenience!

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Who are Akechi and Yusuke's godly parents?

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Soo tell us how you get along with the your siblings!

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Ok to anyone: what would you ever have, wings or gills

Goro: Gills, obviously. If I wanted to fly I’d just ride a pegasus

Yusuke: but if I had my own wings, it’d easier to draw while in the air and sketch things from a birds eye view.

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Hewwooo!!!

Haru: Hello!

Futaba: HEWWWOOO

Akira: Hewwo

Ann: Hewo! <3

Yusuke: Hay.. woah?

Ryuji: Heeeewwoo!!

Goro: hewwo

Sumire: Hewwo?

Kasumi: HEWWO \(>u<)

Morgana:

Makoto: what… what’s going on?

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Sumire, do you still cook?

Kasumi: Oh yeah! Sumi’s great. She just tried out this recipe for baklava that’s amazing

Sumire: I don’t get to go all the time though… apparently someone kept stealing lobsters from the kitchen so they don’t want campers in there alone

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To the twins! Which one of you is the “evil” one?

Sumire: It’s Kasumi

Kasumi: Yeah, it’s me (^_^)

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Kasumi: Do you think I can shove 20 marshmallows in my mouth at once?

Goro: You’re a menace to society

Ryuji: And a coward. Do 30

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Kasumi, how do you get along with everyone?

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Does anyone have any stories of quests they’ve been on?

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Intro: Akira Kurusu and Morgana

Last but not least are sons of Hermes, Akira and Morgana!

Akira is the newest camper so he still has to learn the ropes, but he’s taken to some aspects of camp quite quickly.

Morgana’s taken to helping Akira as his older brother, though no one is sure if he actually is older. Or if he was human or human-like at one point or just always a cat. He’s definitely a son of Hermes, though and he’s quite knowledgeable on all sorts of myths and monsters!

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Intro: Ryuji Sakamoto

Ryuji is a protector at camp, meaning he’s responsible for finding demigods and helping them reach camp safely. Although he can be kind of reckless, he’s reliable and has successfully helped Ann, Yuuki, and Akira get to camp.

When at camp he loves taking part in sparring or capture the flag or will hang out with his mom in the forest.

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Intro: Ann Takamaki

Ann is a very outgoing and multi-talented camper, being both a daughter of Aphrodite and a student of Hecate. She gets along well with most people, and spends a lot of time with a certain Naiad who lives in the canoe lake.

She’s found a certain kinship with members of the Hephaestus cabin due to a shared proclivity for setting things on fire though in Ann’s case that’s accidental