Unlikely Friends

|| Come and Ask a group you really wouldn't think would be a thing. || M!A: None || Event: None || Ask Box: Open ||

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

*Taps Mic*

(( .....well.... hello there. two years huh? shit. aha. fuck. I looked through this blog...made myself cry. I hope everyone is okay and living their lives. Ill be around ))

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

*JaZZ HaNDS*

DAVE: yes

DAVE: good

[ask-shoutymcnubs-blog-deactivat]

Hey. How's you?

K : I’VE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH DAVE A LOT! SO THERE CAN’T BE MUCH WRONG WITH ANYTHING LATELY!

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

DAVE: ................i guess you can say youve been spending a lot of....

ARADIA: TIME 

DAVE: with me.... snrk

[ask-shoutymcnubs-blog-deactivat]

// HEY GUYS GUESS WHO

// it’s me. and im back. off of hiatus! i’m sorry i was gone for so long, i never meant to be gone this long! buut im back now so y’all can send in questions now if you wanna!

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

DAVE: this message is approved by dave strider and go ask my moirail questions

DAVE: also who tf is that

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

yall are looking fine and dandy. especially aradia OwO does dirk have scars? (ALSO SMOL DAVE I CANT??!!!)

ARADIA: awww thank y0u! y0ure s0 sweet!

DAVE: ...im not that ‘smol’ dude.. (yes he is)

DIRK: All of us have scars, mostly from the game which were left permanently on our skin once we won.

[hoodied-redemption]

[ please send asks, you all can help further the plot of the comic! next comic page will be up later. ]

[hoodied-redemption]

Open For Asks!

This blog takes place one year after ‘The End’. The main 4 boys, and many others are open for asks! Come and say hi!

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

Howdy chaps! Heard you wanted someone to bug you?

ARADIA: it seems that way jake..0ut inb0x has been quite dead lately.

DIRK: Very true, not many people have stopped by. We just want to keep this clusterfuck going. 

DAVE: truth

[dean-the-page]

I feel this pain, aha, my own box is.. webs and dust you could say? Yeah

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

ARADIA: at least s0me0ne is talking t0 all 0f us and n0t just dave! 

DAVE: yeah…im sadly the one who always ets asked stuff

TEREZI: 1TS UNF41R D4V3 BUT 1TS R34LLY N1C3 TO 4CTU4LLY T4LK W1TH P3OPL3 FOR ONC3 >:]

DIRK: Yep.

[dean-the-page]

Yeah but I wouldn’t want anyone on the sour side. How are you guys?

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

DAVE: id say weve all been pretty well besides the usual hiccups here and there 

DIRK: What about you? 

ARADIA: yes! h0w have y0u been d0ing? 0u0

[dean-the-page]

Ah me? I’m fine enjoying myself really minus a few down but I’m fine :D

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

STRIDERS: Thats good to hear, Jake.

ARADIA: life is a balance! its g00d t0 hear that life is treating y0u well, jake 0u0

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

:O hullo.

ARADIA: hell0 0u0

TEREZI: H3Y TH3R3

DAVE: oh shit hey youre a bunny john

DIRK: Sup..

DAVEPETA: B33 why hello there furrend

[ask-johnbunbert-deactivated2021]

EB: seems like ya gotsa good selection of good pals here!!

EB: i’m glad you’re all good n’ like..

EB: alive (i think heheheh)

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

DAVE: if fact we do 

TEREZI: US F1V3 DORKS 4R3 4LL 4L1V3 1 B3L31V3…YOU D1DNT D13 4G41N 4R4D14…R1GHT? >:?

ARADIA: n0pe! all g00d and breathing. but 0h my g00dness y0ure ad0rable.. s0 fluffy

[ask-johnbunbert-deactivated2021]

EB: ah glad you’re all kickin’ it then!!

EB: and i can be more fluffy!!

EB: >:3c

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

ARADIA: 0hhhhh i want t0 see the fluff. y0ure s0 ad0rable! can i have a hug? 0u0

DAVE: aradia..cool your jets girl

TEREZI: DONT K33P H3R FROM FLUFFY TH1NGS D4V3

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

Howdy chaps! Heard you wanted someone to bug you?

ARADIA: it seems that way jake..0ut inb0x has been quite dead lately.

DIRK: Very true, not many people have stopped by. We just want to keep this clusterfuck going. 

DAVE: truth

[dean-the-page]

I feel this pain, aha, my own box is.. webs and dust you could say? Yeah

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

ARADIA: at least s0me0ne is talking t0 all 0f us and n0t just dave! 

DAVE: yeah…im sadly the one who always ets asked stuff

TEREZI: 1TS UNF41R D4V3 BUT 1TS R34LLY N1C3 TO 4CTU4LLY T4LK W1TH P3OPL3 FOR ONC3 >:]

DIRK: Yep.

[dean-the-page]

Yeah but I wouldn’t want anyone on the sour side. How are you guys?

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

DAVE: id say weve all been pretty well besides the usual hiccups here and there 

DIRK: What about you? 

ARADIA: yes! h0w have y0u been d0ing? 0u0

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

:O hullo.

ARADIA: hell0 0u0

TEREZI: H3Y TH3R3

DAVE: oh shit hey youre a bunny john

DIRK: Sup..

DAVEPETA: B33 why hello there furrend

[ask-johnbunbert-deactivated2021]

EB: seems like ya gotsa good selection of good pals here!!

EB: i’m glad you’re all good n’ like..

EB: alive (i think heheheh)

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

DAVE: if fact we do 

TEREZI: US F1V3 DORKS 4R3 4LL 4L1V3 1 B3L31V3...YOU D1DNT D13 4G41N 4R4D14...R1GHT? >:?

ARADIA: n0pe! all g00d and breathing. but 0h my g00dness y0ure ad0rable.. s0 fluffy

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

Howdy chaps! Heard you wanted someone to bug you?

ARADIA: it seems that way jake..0ut inb0x has been quite dead lately.

DIRK: Very true, not many people have stopped by. We just want to keep this clusterfuck going. 

DAVE: truth

[dean-the-page]

I feel this pain, aha, my own box is.. webs and dust you could say? Yeah

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

ARADIA: at least s0me0ne is talking t0 all 0f us and n0t just dave! 

DAVE: yeah...im sadly the one who always ets asked stuff

TEREZI: 1TS UNF41R D4V3 BUT 1TS R34LLY N1C3 TO 4CTU4LLY T4LK W1TH P3OPL3 FOR ONC3 >:]

DIRK: Yep.

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

Howdy chaps! Heard you wanted someone to bug you?

ARADIA: it seems that way jake..0ut inb0x has been quite dead lately.

DIRK: Very true, not many people have stopped by. We just want to keep this clusterfuck going. 

DAVE: truth

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

:O hullo.

ARADIA: hell0 0u0

TEREZI: H3Y TH3R3

DAVE: oh shit hey youre a bunny john

DIRK: Sup..

DAVEPETA: B33 why hello there furrend

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

Asks?

ARADIA: 0ur ask b0x has been quite dead lately. w0uld any0ne mind fixing this situati0n?

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

DAVE ARE YOU SURE PEOPLE AREN'T GONNA SAY ANYTHING?? *he asks through the door of his room.*

Dave leaned against the wall, he sighed and smiled a little.

Dave: yes karkles im sure! i mean no ones said anything about mine! rock it and dont look back man!

[ask-shoutymcnubs-blog-deactivat]

His tail is wrapped around his leg. Karkat is almost a nervous wreck. He’d only ever told Dave, Kan and Kan’s Dirk about this. Announcing it loudly like this was making him anxious.

O-OKAY. I’LL BE OUT IN A SECOND..

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

DAVE: itll be okay karkat i promise! itll look great on you!

The red eyed male bounced on his heels softly and smiled, waiting for his friend to come out of the room.

[ask-shoutymcnubs-blog-deactivat]

He opened the door, stepping out. He rubbed the back of his neck. He wore a skirt with the colors of the nonbinary flag.

DO I LOOK OKAY?

// Bonus under the cut ;0

Keep reading

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

Dave looked over when he heard the door open and his red eyes lit up, squealing happily and hugging his moirail. Dave himself wore a genderfluid colored skirt

Dave: youlooksocuteandsoniceanditsgoodtoshowyourprideandyourerockingit *inhale* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa YOU LOOK GREAT

[ask-shoutymcnubs-blog-deactivat]

Karkat squeaked loudly and almost fell over. His face only got redder.

UH? WHAT WAS THAT. THANK YOU AS WELL.

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

DAVE: i saiiiiid: you look so cute and so nice and its good to show your pride and youre rocking it!

DAVE: it really does look good on you! and now we have matching pride skirts!

[ask-shoutymcnubs-blog-deactivat]

THANKS..

He felt a bit better about himself at that.

YEA WE DO. YOU LOOK BETTER THOUGH, KITTEN.

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

Dave gasped and papped karkats face.

DAVE: no you look better. i think it suits you! 

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

DAVE ARE YOU SURE PEOPLE AREN'T GONNA SAY ANYTHING?? *he asks through the door of his room.*

Dave leaned against the wall, he sighed and smiled a little.

Dave: yes karkles im sure! i mean no ones said anything about mine! rock it and dont look back man!

[ask-shoutymcnubs-blog-deactivat]

His tail is wrapped around his leg. Karkat is almost a nervous wreck. He’d only ever told Dave, Kan and Kan’s Dirk about this. Announcing it loudly like this was making him anxious.

O-OKAY. I’LL BE OUT IN A SECOND..

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

DAVE: itll be okay karkat i promise! itll look great on you!

The red eyed male bounced on his heels softly and smiled, waiting for his friend to come out of the room.

[ask-shoutymcnubs-blog-deactivat]

He opened the door, stepping out. He rubbed the back of his neck. He wore a skirt with the colors of the nonbinary flag.

DO I LOOK OKAY?

// Bonus under the cut ;0

Keep reading

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

Dave looked over when he heard the door open and his red eyes lit up, squealing happily and hugging his moirail. Dave himself wore a genderfluid colored skirt

Dave: youlooksocuteandsoniceanditsgoodtoshowyourprideandyourerockingit *inhale* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa YOU LOOK GREAT

[ask-shoutymcnubs-blog-deactivat]

Karkat squeaked loudly and almost fell over. His face only got redder.

UH? WHAT WAS THAT. THANK YOU AS WELL.

[ask-the-unlikely-bunch]

DAVE: i saiiiiid: you look so cute and so nice and its good to show your pride and youre rocking it!

DAVE: it really does look good on you! and now we have matching pride skirts!