Welcome To The Clean Up

Please do follow the other blog @ask-jake-bean-english Any other blogs you know of mine do support! I’ve been dying to shake up my stuff!

[deanbeans-artopera]

Hey y’all I might get purged seein as this place is going to shit SO I made my Twitter~

https://twitter.com/junglebenglish/status/1069972831100944384?s=21

have fun babes

Dean Sober-Chambers on Twitter

“My and my babe 💕 #DeansArt”

[deanbeans-artopera]

Correction!

I’m gonna go ahead and make a NEW art blog! I’ll update on it soon

[filibusterfrog]

drow w black hair

reblog if u agree

[darkprincedee]

this is the “Its all right” Deku! Reblog in 5 seconds and everything will be all right!

[factsnfunnypics]

Moth pit

[leggywillow]

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

I just. I don’t like this view of “millennials vs Gen Z”. This is NOT supposed to be a competition of who got fucked over the most and who’s “actually fighting back”.

Millennials are fighting back just by surviving in a job market where the minimum wage doesn’t cover the living cost. Millennials are awesome at “killing” the diamond, golfing and napkins industries. Millennials are using the internet to make sure things that corporations want to keep in the dark are exposed. They’re open LGBTQIA-friendly business, they’re supporting each other with online donations so everyone can survive this shitty economy.

And the Gen Z kids? The Gen Z kids are rad. I remember a post about something like the millennials making a collective promise to never become a disenchanted generation that only criticizes the next one and I want to point out that this “millennials vs gen z” trend is trying to do exactly that: split us apart. Prevent millennials from being the older siblings that teach the younger siblings to throw a good punch and turn them into the annoyed adult complaining about “those kids” on their lawn. We are the two groups that grew in a connected world of information. We are two very unique generations.

I think that it’s our duty for us millennials, as a disrespected, underpaid, very angry generation to stand up by our younger siblings, and fight together the oppressive systems that brought us all to this point.

[willowofthehearth]

They’re trying very hard to pit Millennials and Gen Z against each other because I honestly think they’re terrified of what the two will accomplish together.

[rat-enthusiast-guy]

@little-boyking @anacondas-sacred-buns

[anacondas-sacred-buns]

As I said, fuck it up kids.

[idreamofteenieme]

[writterings]

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

[writterings]

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

[writterings]

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

[writterings]

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

[writterings]

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

[rexrattorum]

You are the only valid manager

[trynottodrown]

[meglyman]

Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans

[bugcthulhu]

darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands

[blue-bower]

‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“ “NO”

[batchygyo]

i cant control my hand suddenly

[hms-siren]

NEED

[stealthlock]

@batchygyo I want like a full-blown story devoted to these two

….forget it I’m making one

>(Pardon the accidental dress design inconsistencies with the picture, I can edit it if you want)

She sat at the table with wild stripes covering her dress, her hair in a proper bun, her red nails deliberately long and clawlike. Her appearance was imposing–on purpose.

He didn’t give a care. He came up so suddenly she started out of her seat, nearly knocking over her chair. Her once slender dress flared upward, caught in the wind, revealing beautiful glimmering ebony round the corset. She was like a raven in startled flight.

“Care fer'a dance, madame?” His voice was too loud, but he didn’t notice.

“I…I say!!” She flustered to recollect her intimidating facade. She fixed her dress up to show just the stripes, while also looking for an exit to storm out of. “I am not in the mood to find a date. I am merely present at this event to watch my friend perform in ten minutes.”

“Aww, I’m not lookin’ fer'a date, madame,” he countered with an animated humility. “I’m just lookin’ to have a dance. Just with anybody. Y’ look like you’d be great at it!” He displayed some of his moves–energetic, if a little flamboyant. He seemed to slide across the floor. “Sure yer’ friend’d appreciate some lively show of appreciation fer his ‘er her playing, eh??”

She considered. A gust of air from a distant door opening and closing caught her scarf, momentarily revealing dazzling leopard print. She thought about her passion for dancing, though she had planned on completing her class before dancing professionally, let alone at a big event like this. Still…he seemed a good, if unorthodox match. And her feet were already catching fire.

“One dance..?”

“Just the one,” he chirped, “an’ I’ll be right outta yer hair!”

She offered her hand tentatively.

He bowed low and gave the hand a surprisingly gentle, polite kiss.

She knew right then…up to this point,

This would be the best night of her life.

“Danny Singcrabb,” he introduced himself. “Pleasure to meet you, madame.”

“Mimi Koktopolis,” she returned with a little smile. “The pleasure is mine.”

[the-ultimate-french-fry-deactiv]

AH!!! I AM SO GLAD I WENT THROUGH THE REBLOGS!!!!

[realisticrecovery-deactivated20]

anyway, abusive women are just as bad as abusive men.

[smolfighttol]

Shameful how low the notes are

[telemitosis-moved]

[dean-the-page]

You shall pass

[dankouu-blog-deactivated2020112]

[truthdoesnotleadtofreedom-deact]

Bless whoever made this.

[phantom-singularity-deactivated]

it doesn’t matter that i tend to be sensitive just tell me straight up and i’ll understand and do my best to be better since all i want to do is improve as a person and no one can improve if no one communicates their problems

[pikachatwentyfive]

Someone I love and care a lot about held a grudge against me for an entire year before they told me. It hit me harder than I can possibly describe. Please, just be upfront and honest with me.

[ask-candelabrathecandlemaker]

This is true about anyone honestly if people don’t honestly tell what’s wrong sometimes people like me or others might never know

[randomperson2167]

please tell me, I want to improve as a human being

[milk-karton-kids]

Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night 🎃

This is Halloween

Everybody make a scene

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright

It’s our town

Everybody scream

In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed 🛌

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes 🐍 and spiders 🕷 in my hair

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town

We call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

’Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can 🗑

Something’s waiting, no, to pounce,

And

How

You’ll

Scream!

This is Halloween

Red ‘n’ black, and slimy green

Aren’t you scared?

Well, that’s just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the dice 🎲🎲

Ride with the moon in the dead of night 🌕

Everybody scream

Everybody scream

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face 🤡

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the “who” when you call, “Who’s there?”

I am the wind blowing through your hair 🌬

I am the shadow on the moon at night 🌑

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life’s no fun without a good scare

That’s our job, but we’re not mean

In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back 💀

And scream like a banshee

Make you

Jump

Out

Of

Your

Skin! ☠️

This is Halloween

Everybody scream

Won’t ya please make way for a very special guy?

Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch

Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

[animejebbush]

me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend

[powerfulwizard]

Me: Hi

Bisexual character written by a straight person: Oh! I don’t like labels. I don’t like to pick sides. I just like people. I like to shop at two different grocery stores. I like to eat at Burger King and McDonalds, if you know what I mean. Let’s just say I wear two different socks. I prefer ketchup AND mustard on my hamburgers. I’m just gonna say that I own two different pairs of underwear. I don’t want to be like one of those people, but how about I just say that I like to drink my coffee from two different mugs?

[wang--fire]

Bi person irl:

[theoffensivemomma]

[paintmeahero]

biderman

[jessaotp]

rebloging for Bi-der man

[spirit-of-science]

[Image descriptions:

First image is a person in a white suit playing a saxaphone. The background is the bi pride flag

Second image is a drawing of Spiderman but his costume has been redesigned in bi pride colors, a purple and pink top and blue legs. Spiderman is holding a small bi pride flag. To his left this is text:

Bi-derman

Bi-derman

Does whatever a

Bi-der can

Kiss a man

Sure why not

Also thinks that

Girls are hot

Look out

Here comes the

Bi-derman

End image description]

Too good to not ID!

[gildedgryphon]

That feel when it’s 40°C (104°F) outside and you’re a bird who can’t sweat. Big tubs of ice help a little, though.

[justbirdpoop]

omg… you don’t understand how happy this video made me

[rihennalately]

Rihanna messaged a fan asking about her shoes

[fickinreq]

@/sicarius-speaks

Please avoid and don’t engage with this user as much as possible! The post they made is above. Doesn’t something look a little wrong? It is very much so fake.

They’re trying to manipulate people of the divine otherkin community into thinking that they can “lead [us] out of this rift and into glory”. They do not know why we’re here. Do not fall into their lures of “guidance”.

Who are they to claim such things? Not only that, but this user appeared on the anniversary of the last fake godkin’s drama. We, as a community, need to stay strong and avoid any mishaps that can tear us apart again.

Don’t fall into the bait and please stay safe.