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[[ fuck it maybe if i give her a blog she will leave me alone. (ha)]]
[[ urgh sorry for being gone again I was at my dads. Another one of my muses is also being troublesome and throwing tantrums because I told her I would never make a blog for her. She is a diva and wont let it go]]
before 2013 ends inbox me one thing you’ve always wanted to know or say to me and i have to reply to all of them
humphreycvalentine replied to your post:Vaz did my ask go through??
(// haha it did but Im being uber lazy today and I’m sorry for that lD)
I was just making sure since Tumble seems to have been a dumb butt these past few days. Asks are getting eaten on my other accounts.
Vaz did my ask go through??
IM BACK!!! AFTER ALMOST 4 DAYS OF TUMBLR NOT SENDING A RESET EMAIL IM BACK
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yes, look at the quality icon. Its not like I just shoved a transparent picture of a hat in between the layers of anything.
Valentine, there has something I have been meaning to ask you for a while. What is so special about a heart that there are spirits like the cupids to guide them?
"That’s like asking why is the brain so special? And hearts.. hearts are fickle and can be corrupted easily by emotions. And we Cupids have instincts, a core of some sort that helps see the benefits of how lovers or non lovers can come together and ease and mend broken or lonely hearts."
"And by mending, we use arrows. I suppose that helps but.. it’s forced. It’s never really for sure thing, as love in all forms can turn ugly if not used properly."
”.. which is why I don’t use my arrows but that’s besides the point.”
"I still do not really understand, but perhaps my question should have been: 'What is so special about an individuals heart that a cupid is designated to help it?' Surely there are those who are entitled to the help more so than others..."
M!A: Blind, true and cold
// M!A for cold and blind lasts for two days, the truth M!A lasts for one day. Have fun.
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A surge of magic caught Humphrey like a insect bite to the arm. The Cupid moaned, uncomfortable at the magic. And the room felt cold. A cold the male hadn’t touched in centuries. Humphrey was immune to harsh colds, down to blizzards and chilly snow storms. It was all just a cool touch to his skin, and light goosebumps.
But this, this was worse. And he shivered. The Cupid sighed, rubbing his arms and shoulders, trying to keep warm. A blanket or two wrapped around his shoulders. And then, another mess of magic pointed his direction once again slammed hard into his body, causing a grunt.
Then darkness.
He blinked and should anyone notice his eyes, the once rose eyes were now a faded pastel of pink. Humphrey was cold, both in body and touch. A faint white smoke escaped his lips and the Cupid blinked again. He couldn’t see! He couldn’t see..
He rubbed his eyes, almost in a panic. What magic was this? Was it even magic. When the rubbing stopped, the darkness didn’t fade and Humphrey wouldn’t see anything. He hadn’t even noticed the other small piece of magic that slipped into his mind, causing him to speak in tongues of truths and no lies.
The man gave a choked noise, scared. Was he dying? He knew when he died his vision and magic would fade, as would his body be more prone to the cold and natural weathers. He had no heater in the house. Only fireplaces and magic kept everything alive. So, why was he suddenly cursed? Humphrey relied on his sight and hearing above all things. With flying, cooking, spells and even trivial things. His potions and clothes…
"S-someone…!? I-I can’t see!"
It was a slow day for the wind spirit. All the secrets around this time seem to regard Holiday presents and other silly holiday plans. While all the hustle and bustle of the season kept her busy it was not her favorite time of the year. She did not know how long it had been, just going through the movements of recording the secrets when she was snapped back to reality by a familiar voice. ‘S-someone…!?’ The voice was panicked and filled with fear. ‘I-I can’t see!’
“Valentine…!” She has heard many voices that sounded just like his on the winds; it was a voice full of fear. Fear of death. Aer left the next entry off mid-sentence, and quickly left in search for Valentine’s house. It did not take her long to find his house. She knocked on the door, but because of the situation immediately proceeded to go inside (she would apologies for that later).
“Mr. Valentine, are you alright?” She called through the house, unsure of his location.
Mun: *Just finished watching Madoka Magica and Sobbing madly* Omg that was just…. I think that was one of the more heart wrenching shows I’ve ever watched.
Koz: Yeah no kidding. Add to the list of ‘why the fuck I don’t allow anyone under 21 even think about going onto the battle field. Yesh, I thought my fate was… what are you doing?
Mun: *sniff* Oh just making some edits now that I got some inspiration. *sniff*
Koz: Fuck no! Gimme that!
I just want to say that when I was anime club president in high school I started off the year with Madoka. almost nobody had seen it yet and the people that had seen it I had them swear they would not speak of its true nature.
So the first two weeks everybody is like "omg such cute magical girl anime." and they are all happy and leaving the clubroom after lunch with smiles on their faces.
Then we get to week three and all their hopes of a happy anime with a good end goes down the drain, and their faces are just plain horrified at what is happening in this magical girl anime. Me and the rest who knew were laughing at their reaction, and they turn to us all desperate like and go "B-but it will have a happy ending...right?"
And that is how I permanently scarred all of my lower class-men in anime club. :D
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Quality M!A Masterlist
----- Physical M!As -----
Time Warp: Muse is suddenly a specified age.
Equipment Change: Muse is suddenly a specified gender.
Pinch And Drag: Muse is suddenly a specified size.
Odd Organism: Muse is turned into a specified animal.
Odder Organism: Muse is turned into a specified monster.
Beep Boop: Muse is turned into a robot. If muse is normally a robot, they are now a living being.
Spirit Door: Muse is turned into a ghost. If muse is normally a ghost, they are now alive.
Oh Hell No: Muse is split into good and evil versions of themself.
Assimilation: Muse now has specified robotic features or components.
Flutter: Muse now has wings of a specified size.
Name It: A specified physical feature of the muse's is now very different.
----- Personality M!As -----
Abloo Bloo: Muse can't stop crying.
Snuggle Bug: Muse is now exceptionally affectionate to everyone.
ESAD: Muse suddenly despises a specified person or thing.
Red Heart: Muse is now passionately in love with a specified person.
Hero Worship: Muse idolizes a specified person and thinks everything about them is amazing.
Obsession: Muse cannot stop thinking about a specified person or thing.
Constant Boners: Muse's libido has gone wild and they can't stop thinking about sex.
Rustled Jimmies: Muse is rebellious and easily angered.
Game Over Man: Muse is now terrified of a specified thing.
----- Abilities and Afflictions -----
3D Motion: Muse can now fly.
Lights Out: Muse cannot see.
Muted Speakers: Muse cannot hear.
Muted Mic: Muse has no voice and can't make a sound.
Heavy Chest: Muse suddenly has difficulty breathing.
Now Try Rapping: Muse now thpeakth with a lithp.
S.S. Stutter: Muse now speaks with a s-severe stu-stutt-t-ter.
Nerve Pain: Muse is struck by intense, constant pain which nothing can alleviate.
Sucky Symptoms: Muse becomes miserably ill with specified symptoms.
Woop Bang Crash: Muse has lost their depth perception and balance.
Bonk Smack Thump: Muse suddenly loses all feeling in their limbs.
Twitchy Skin: Muse is extremely sensitive to touch.
Whoa Mama: Muse orgasms every time their name is said.
Sweet n Spicy: Muse feels like their mouth is on fire and only kisses make it stop.
Let Me Up: Muse is tied down and at the mercy of others.
Minor Inconvenience: Muse's clothes have all gone missing.
Strip Party: One item of muse's clothing disappears every time a specified thing occurs.
Mee Yow: Muse is suddenly some kind of sex kitten.
Pshhh Naw: Muse is now completely drunk.
Pick Your Poison: Muse has to do a specified thing every time their name is said.
Truth Obsession: Muse either cannot lie, or they cannot stop lying.
Dancing On The Ceiling: Muse is somehow unaffected by gravity.
That's Creepy: Muse now looks exactly like a specified person.
No Survivors: Muse is suddenly on a murderous rampage.
Spicy Meatball: Muse breathes fire whenever they open their mouth.
Seadweller: Muse is now aquatic and cannot survive out of water.
400 Blankets: Muse is now freezing cold and can't seem to get warm.
Shouldn't Have Said That: Muse has lost their verbal filter and now blurts whatever comes to mind.
Thirsty: Muse is now a blood-drinker. They don't get fangs or special abilities, but they must now find blood to drink or they will starve. Other food and drink makes them vomit.
Just Not Your Day: A tiny storm cloud follows muse around and rains on them at specified times.
He Has A Point: Muse now has an angel and a demon, which only they can see and hear, perched on their shoulders and offering advice.
----- Interactive M!As -----
Kiss Me Whole: Muse is slowly fading away and will only return to normal when kissed.
Song And A Kiss: Muse loses their voice and will only regain it when kissed.
Don't Make It Creepy: Muse falls asleep and can only be awoken with a kiss.
I'll Owe You: Muse turns into a frog and will only return to normal when kissed.
Gimme Sugar: Muse suddenly wants to kiss anyone who says their name.
C'mere Babe: Muse is suddenly compelled to kiss anyone who sends them an ask.
Very Well: Muse is owned by a specified person and must obey their commands.
Yes Mistress: Muse must submit to any commands given to them.
Come Fairy: Specified person has the ability to bring muse to orgasm by pointing at them.
Makeouts Or Dismemberment: Muse is chained to a specified person for a certain length of time. Include chain leeway/length.
I Feel Strange: Muse swaps personalities with a specified person.
I Look Strange: Muse swaps bodies with a specified person.
Bad Sexy Idea: Muse is now on a quest to make out with the one person they know they shouldn't.
B-Baka: Muse now acts like a bashful, blushing klutz around a specified person.
Ooh Kinky: Muse is suddenly into BDSM and on a mission to get it on with a specified person.
Hey Whatcha Doin: Muse is compelled to follow a specified person around and can't leave them alone.
TMI Warning: Muse is compelled to confess an opinion or feeling they have about anyone they speak to.
Happy Munday! For every ✫ in my inbox, muse will tell one fact about the mun.
Reblog with a picture of your muse's "SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT" face.
Reblog With A Picture of Your Muse Blushing
Send me "Turn down the sexy!" and I'll write my character having to deal with suddenly being wildly attracted to yours.
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