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@ask-thebritishgovernment
The clue's in the title.
This is a Mycroft rp blog. Please ask away and enjoy!
Note - ooc posts will be tagged as such, and will be signed off with C.
This will be Greg x Mycroft heavy, with possible future Greg x Mycroft x Anthea poly ship being mentioned. I heavily HC Mycroft as poly, and so my version of Mycroft may 'flirt' with people.
This takes place after the events of TFP.
I also have a Sherlock RP blog under @asktheconsultingdetective.
- C
Imagine if you pranked parlamentet by sending letter covered in flour by you say it anthrax. Wouldn't that be so funny
That would be a disaster. As I'm rather attached to my job at present, I don't think I'll be doing that.
- M.H.
You're also named after a mobile game, Minecraft
_ Random clownfish 🐠
Pardon me?
- M.H.
Lol, when I was a toddler i was carried in a bag.
(Ooc: yes, that's was me, but i can use it in the roleplay. CUZ I WAS a little tiny curly white boy like sherlock)
@ask-thebritishgovernment @askmoriarty @jawnn-watson @askdrjohnwatson
Yes, I recall. You refused to shut up unless you were put in it, as I remember.
It was rather sweet.
It was ludicrous.
- M. H.
The fuckkkkkkkkkk.
Look, I'm living in a difficult situation with my mother dying and a shitty house. But it's only because I can't work yet! I'm 18, but I'm only three months away from finishing high school. And then boom! A social worker says they have to take me away! That doesn't help. I'm fine living alone and seeing my mother once a week. I just need to finish high school and start working, damn it.
I don't want to end up in a shitty hostel with perverts and mattresses on the floor.
@ask-thebritishgovernment @askmoriarty @jawnn-watson @askdrjohnwatson
(it's mod of @ask-thebritishgovernment)
Oh, sweetheart. That's awful. Is there any way you can make money now? Art commissions, doing like,,, idle jobs for people, anything like that?
You'll be fine, I promise you. You have survived so much and you will survive this too. I promise.
Now the less conventional advice - if they try to make you live somewhere you don't want to, run away. That being said, I don't think a shelter will be that bad. It's worth a shot.
I am Always here for you. Ok?
@askdrjohnwatson
I don't have many options; it's either staying with my drug-addicted uncle or my paternal grandmother. I don't want to go back north; it's horrible there. I don't know the city; they have a completely different public transportation system. I'm a southern boy! I throw up if it's over 20 degrees! But I have no options. It's finishing school and staying with my relatives.
I don't want to pretend to be a woman around them or grow my hair out. I'm a boy! And my friends, god, I'll miss them so much. God. Enduring a week or a month of vacation with them misgender me is enough for me per year. Not this. I don't want it. I have no options.
Lo sé que es difícil. Lo entiendo, te prometo. Pero ahora no puedes vivir así, mi amor. No puedes continuar así, sin tu madre y sin todo tu familia o alguien que te va a ayudar. Si pudiera ayudarte...
Do what you need to survive, my wonderful Louis. Everything else will come later.
You're a boy. What does it matter if your relatives are too fucking idiotic to see that? You know who you are. And we know who you are. You'll get through this. <3
I love you, I wish I could hug you
Te quiero muchísimo también, mi vida. Te doy besos y abrazos <3
The fuckkkkkkkkkk.
Look, I'm living in a difficult situation with my mother dying and a shitty house. But it's only because I can't work yet! I'm 18, but I'm only three months away from finishing high school. And then boom! A social worker says they have to take me away! That doesn't help. I'm fine living alone and seeing my mother once a week. I just need to finish high school and start working, damn it.
I don't want to end up in a shitty hostel with perverts and mattresses on the floor.
@ask-thebritishgovernment @askmoriarty @jawnn-watson @askdrjohnwatson
(it's mod of @ask-thebritishgovernment)
Oh, sweetheart. That's awful. Is there any way you can make money now? Art commissions, doing like,,, idle jobs for people, anything like that?
You'll be fine, I promise you. You have survived so much and you will survive this too. I promise.
Now the less conventional advice - if they try to make you live somewhere you don't want to, run away. That being said, I don't think a shelter will be that bad. It's worth a shot.
I am Always here for you. Ok?
@askdrjohnwatson
I don't have many options; it's either staying with my drug-addicted uncle or my paternal grandmother. I don't want to go back north; it's horrible there. I don't know the city; they have a completely different public transportation system. I'm a southern boy! I throw up if it's over 20 degrees! But I have no options. It's finishing school and staying with my relatives.
I don't want to pretend to be a woman around them or grow my hair out. I'm a boy! And my friends, god, I'll miss them so much. God. Enduring a week or a month of vacation with them misgender me is enough for me per year. Not this. I don't want it. I have no options.
Lo sé que es difícil. Lo entiendo, te prometo. Pero ahora no puedes vivir así, mi amor. No puedes continuar así, sin tu madre y sin todo tu familia o alguien que te va a ayudar. Si pudiera ayudarte...
Do what you need to survive, my wonderful Louis. Everything else will come later.
You're a boy. What does it matter if your relatives are too fucking idiotic to see that? You know who you are. And we know who you are. You'll get through this. <3
The fuckkkkkkkkkk.
Look, I'm living in a difficult situation with my mother dying and a shitty house. But it's only because I can't work yet! I'm 18, but I'm only three months away from finishing high school. And then boom! A social worker says they have to take me away! That doesn't help. I'm fine living alone and seeing my mother once a week. I just need to finish high school and start working, damn it.
I don't want to end up in a shitty hostel with perverts and mattresses on the floor.
@ask-thebritishgovernment @askmoriarty @jawnn-watson @askdrjohnwatson
(it's mod of @ask-thebritishgovernment)
Oh, sweetheart. That's awful. Is there any way you can make money now? Art commissions, doing like,,, idle jobs for people, anything like that?
You'll be fine, I promise you. You have survived so much and you will survive this too. I promise.
Now the less conventional advice - if they try to make you live somewhere you don't want to, run away. That being said, I don't think a shelter will be that bad. It's worth a shot.
I am Always here for you. Ok?
Why are you named after a computer?
I'm afraid I do not understand your question. I am very much not named after a computer.
- M.H.
mycroft, did you bleach your hair?
@jamesmoriarty-rp @ask-thebritishgovernment @askdrjohnwatson
..Sherlock, where did you find these images? I got rid of them years ago!
A little bit here, a little bit there, I know that events at the BBC are actively monitored by MI6 as always, but that seems excessive for a public appearance.
It was for fieldwork, Sherlock. Now please delete these photographs.
Noooo! Plus, I know the back of that brown-haired guy, the doctor, the guy you pushed away for being "too qualified for me to interact with." Who is he? Now tell me!
Oh, lord. Sherlock, that is somebody who works intrinsically and securely in my department. I am not going to compromise the life and safety of one of my operatives because you're feeling petty. Now delete those pictures, or at any rate crop him out of them.
"that is somebody who works intrinsically and securely in my department." Nininini! He invited me to have sex with him in a blue phone box (at least I think so) and he doesn't respect you enough to stay away from me, obviously he's not.
Pardon me, he- that.. really doesn't surprise me, actually, he's propositioned me before. And I've never told him to stay away from you, I just don't want you seeking him out. Because he is a trained field operative and you are a reckless idiot.
mycroft, did you bleach your hair?
@jamesmoriarty-rp @ask-thebritishgovernment @askdrjohnwatson
..Sherlock, where did you find these images? I got rid of them years ago!
A little bit here, a little bit there, I know that events at the BBC are actively monitored by MI6 as always, but that seems excessive for a public appearance.
It was for fieldwork, Sherlock. Now please delete these photographs.
Noooo! Plus, I know the back of that brown-haired guy, the doctor, the guy you pushed away for being "too qualified for me to interact with." Who is he? Now tell me!
Oh, lord. Sherlock, that is somebody who works intrinsically and securely in my department. I am not going to compromise the life and safety of one of my operatives because you're feeling petty. Now delete those pictures, or at any rate crop him out of them.
mycroft, did you bleach your hair?
@jamesmoriarty-rp @ask-thebritishgovernment @askdrjohnwatson
..Sherlock, where did you find these images? I got rid of them years ago!
A little bit here, a little bit there, I know that events at the BBC are actively monitored by MI6 as always, but that seems excessive for a public appearance.
It was for fieldwork, Sherlock. Now please delete these photographs.
mycroft, did you bleach your hair?
@jamesmoriarty-rp @ask-thebritishgovernment @askdrjohnwatson
..Sherlock, where did you find these images? I got rid of them years ago!
Now that I realize the normal school schedule is 5 hours lol.
Mine throughout high school was from 7:30 to 19:00, in six years, why is that, myc? (accusatory tone)
@jamesmoriarty-rp @ask-thebritishgovernment @askdrjohnwatson
Because, Sherlock, you had to learn to hone your intelligence and your deductive ability. Besides, it's not as though we interacted with other... goldfish.
- M.H.
the school was full of goldfish anyway
..Grow up, Sherlock.
Now that I realize the normal school schedule is 5 hours lol.
Mine throughout high school was from 7:30 to 19:00, in six years, why is that, myc? (accusatory tone)
@jamesmoriarty-rp @ask-thebritishgovernment @askdrjohnwatson
Because, Sherlock, you had to learn to hone your intelligence and your deductive ability. Besides, it's not as though we interacted with other... goldfish.
- M.H.
triple case! It's not Jim's! Or Gavin's! John, take out your gun and run over here!
@jamesmoriarty-rp @askdrjohnwatson @ask-thebritishgovernment
Dear Lord, Sherlock, can you go one day without getting yourself into this kind of bloody situation?! ....Doctor Watson, please keep my brother out of trouble.
@askdrjohnwatson
I'm SO bored I think I will kill someone
Best of luck, tell me how it goes!
thank you for your interest, honey. They were so scared, it's been very amusing. I can send you a picture if you'd like.
Oh yes, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.
here it is. I had to clean up a little.
Pretty, but a mistake. I now know that you live that's it's nighttime there right now, eliminating half the world. I can also see a rug and a radiator, indicating that it's a temperate region. Somewhere in Australia then? I suppose that would be one of the witnesses to the testimony of the man charged for the Sydney double murder.
nice try, honey, but it's not my house. It's theirs. And the shutters are down, I can't kill someone with people who could see me through the window. Don't be obvious.
hmm... then how can I see the radiator? and please, you did not kill them there. There's no bloodstains, you're not an amatuer. but next time, try to hide the cable? Or even the totally clean rug.
How can I explain this to you.
Killed them on the bed, put the body in a plastic bag and moved it in another room so that my staff could clean the bedroom. All of this with gloves, obviously. You're right, I'm not an amateur.
If you're wondering why I have a picture of the blood stained bed it's because I have to send them to the person who cleans for me.
Tsk, ordinary people. Always trying to find an easy solution to look intelligent.
MORIARTY UR IN AUSTRALIA??? AAAAAAAA
WAIT. I'M NOT IN AUSTRALIA . THAT NOOB GOT EVERYTHING WRONG. DON'T PACK ANYTHING. I'M DEAD. DON'T TELL SHERLOCK.
He do.
but I can currently locate you in Bristol, which is NO LONGER USABLE FOR ME.
...Sherlock, please, stop antagonising him. This is becoming a real annoyance. Just sit quietly and solve your little cases with your doctor, there's a good little brother.
- M.H.
Thanks, Mike.
Kindly never call me that again, Moriarty, or I will ensure you never speak another word for the rest of your life.
- M.H.
I'm SO bored I think I will kill someone
Best of luck, tell me how it goes!
thank you for your interest, honey. They were so scared, it's been very amusing. I can send you a picture if you'd like.
Oh yes, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.
here it is. I had to clean up a little.
Pretty, but a mistake. I now know that you live that's it's nighttime there right now, eliminating half the world. I can also see a rug and a radiator, indicating that it's a temperate region. Somewhere in Australia then? I suppose that would be one of the witnesses to the testimony of the man charged for the Sydney double murder.
nice try, honey, but it's not my house. It's theirs. And the shutters are down, I can't kill someone with people who could see me through the window. Don't be obvious.
hmm... then how can I see the radiator? and please, you did not kill them there. There's no bloodstains, you're not an amatuer. but next time, try to hide the cable? Or even the totally clean rug.
How can I explain this to you.
Killed them on the bed, put the body in a plastic bag and moved it in another room so that my staff could clean the bedroom. All of this with gloves, obviously. You're right, I'm not an amateur.
If you're wondering why I have a picture of the blood stained bed it's because I have to send them to the person who cleans for me.
Tsk, ordinary people. Always trying to find an easy solution to look intelligent.
MORIARTY UR IN AUSTRALIA??? AAAAAAAA
WAIT. I'M NOT IN AUSTRALIA . THAT NOOB GOT EVERYTHING WRONG. DON'T PACK ANYTHING. I'M DEAD. DON'T TELL SHERLOCK.
He do.
but I can currently locate you in Bristol, which is NO LONGER USABLE FOR ME.
...Sherlock, please, stop antagonising him. This is becoming a real annoyance. Just sit quietly and solve your little cases with your doctor, there's a good little brother.
- M.H.
